1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
4. You can safely have chocolate when you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
7. If you bit the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate together without any disapproval.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare chocolate off.
10. You can have chocolate on your desk during work hours without upsetting your workmates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth from chocolate.
13. With chocolate, there is not need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't produce little chocolates nine months later.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. One chocolate doesn't get jealous if it sees you having another chocolate.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate, size doesn't matter.
