Wolfisms for All to Use and Enjoy

Wolfisms For all To Use and Enjoy Using

Anarchy does not always imply chaos and terrorism does not always imply violent tendencies. Thus, the term anarchoterrorism isn't, as volatile as, one might think-Mikhail Pokrovscky-

Introduction

Long ago and far away, when I first learned to speak, I found that language was, indeed the best way, to communicate one's thoughts. However, every language lacked precise terms. I needed more accurate definitions and with the help of my Alpha and my female father (who was my Alpha's lifetime lover), we found ways, to narrow down commonly used words, to the quick. This, of course, was done in Spanish but later as I learned English, I decided to get creative and invent terms, I could be happy with.

The terms below are wolfisms: A mishmosh of, all the several languages, and dialects, converted into English, that I have picked up, in my many travels. This idea came to me, after realizing that Portuguese was also, a mishmosh of, all the romance languages known. Thus, I thought that I, too, could do the same and improve my English vocabulary, as I knew it because it was too restrictive and extremely rigid, for my liking. That, of course makes me a neophile, of the worst sort.

Please remember, that this list isn't anywhere near finished, as with other language, the list will increase, as more terms become available. If you have any of your own, you'd like me to use, please e mail me and I'll link the term, to e-mail address or to your web site, as my way of giving you credit. All the same, please attribute credit where credit is due: Tell them, you first heard these terms from me. Thank you!

I would like to point out, that some of these definitions have been originally given to me, -subsequently I made them more accurate- by different individuals in my life. Others, I invented on my own, that are used in a fictional book, I'm still trying to edit.

List of Words This Spivak Wolf has Invented in no Particular Order

Clitoral Inadequacy Syndrome: The anxiety, a female might experience, when confronted by the notion that another female's clit, might be larger than hers.
Clitoral Baptismal: The radical female act of naming her clit, as males have been naming their appendages for years, to absolve women from any responsibility, as males have done for centuries, as well. See: Poetic Justice
Gender Fence Sitter: An individual who resides comfortably, in the gender no-zone. See: Gender No-Zone.
Gender Dysphoria: The anxiety experienced, by a gendered rigid being, when confronted with the sight of someone whose gender isn't easily tagged.
Gender Gestapo: Individuals who persecute and enforce gender laws, upon those whose gender isn't known.
Gender Tagging: What a Gender Gestapo agent does when enforcing the gender laws.
Sex Check: What a cyber minded individual does when e demands to know someone's gender, to avoid any homosexual encounters.
Emotional hemaphrodite: An individual whose rage of emotions, go beyond their birth gender.
Dicktator: An individual whose primary pastime is, to tell males how to walk the fine line of conduct, by any means necessary.
Benevolent Dicktator: An individual who rules all around em with a fair yet firm stance.
Runt: A fiesty individual who knows that tho e might be small, e isn't weak or daft, in the least.
Deceptively weak: An individual who uses the weakness motif, to lure and then verbally disarm without warning, anyone who dares to step on eir toes, at any time.
Astrological Real Estate: All the twelve houses where your birth sign resides.
Depression Diet: That familiar notion when you are most depressed, that no matter, how tasty anything might be, it will still taste like cardboard and leaves you, to not want to eat, at all. Also known as: Melancholically Induced Anorexia.
Fantasy Island Meal Deal: Anything across the board, that's so ridiculous to entertain mentally, that one's best off not thinking of it, whatsoever. See: Male Privilege Fantasy Meal Deal
Male Privilege Fantasy Island Meal Deal: That ludicrous belief that lesbian sex is hotter to watch than gay sex. Thus, it leaves men, to think that lesbians were put on this Earth, to entertain them, as well. See: Pavlovian Mind Set
The Blue Light K-Mart Special: Code term for a threesome, involving a man and two women. Also known as: Phallic Worship Ritual.
Pavlovian Mind Set: Anything that one watches, hears or feels, that in reality should not arouse you, by reason of logic alone, whatsoever yet, you find yourself getting aroused, because of societal induced programming.
S&Mish Limited Formulas: Those ever so predictable and tiring scenarios of domination and submission, one formulates to enhance one's sex life, in the eternal belief, that perhaps, if one were to change the formula slightly, the results might differ, which they do not. Because no matter, how much one changes the numbers around -meaning the scenarios-,the numbers -meaning the plot- remains the same. Yawn!
S&Mish Mind Set: That eternal belief that if a Master/Mistress is, to utter truly derrogatory names unto a female, she is to get aroused, when in reality, outside that scenario, she would be truly offended. This mind set serves to prove nothing more, that females are still lacking in self-esteem, no matter how confident, they may seem outside of that S&M scenario. See: Pavlovian Mind Set
S&Mish Gender Dichotomy Fixation: Using female derrogatory gender coded words, to dominate someone into submission. Yawn!
Slave Table Turn: A technique used by clever slaves, to render a Master/Mistress' dominating tactics useless, because the slave has already decided beforehand not to be rendered, into submission, without the prior knowledge of the Master/Mistress. Also known as: slave uprising.
Self-Calibration: To love oneself carnally, better than anyone else ever could.
Motorized Self-Calibration: Using an electric device to calibrate oneself.
Hydraulic Self-Calibration: To use any water device, to calibrate oneself.
Self-Calibrating Challenged: An individual who believes, it is better to have someone else calibrate em, for either religious beliefs or sheer laziness.
Mythological Sex: The ludicrous belief that sex isn't real sex, unless there is a live penis present, within a two feet radius. Thus, allowing for realintercourse, to take place.
Penile Shrinking: What a femme fatale does to a male or the syndrome that affects men so deeply, that they aren't capable of having a homosexual encounter, for fear that their phalluses, might be smaller, than that of their partner du jour. This might be the real cause for homophobia in males.
Penile fascimile: Any penile replica, used to replace a live penis when none can be found in the vincinity or one does not care for them. Also known as: dildo
Knob tease: What men do when they only clam dip, long enough to tease the female, but not long enough, to allow them to enjoy it, thoroughly. In real time, this equation goes like this: 2 seconds of clam dipping + 1 hr. of penile pounding.
Knob Teaser: A male who Knob teases.
Lost Compass Syndrome: What a male goes through, when he cannot name, let alone, find his way around a woman's body, efficiently enough, to please her.
Femme Fatale: A deliciously covert female, whose sole purpose in life is, to use men, as they have used her: For her amusement and disposes of them, when they have outlived their entertaiment value.
Sexual Terrorism: Any act of the sexual nature, physically and emotionally perpetrated, against an individual, without eir explicit consent.
Sexual Terrorist Defender: Anyone who defends and protects a well known Sexual Terrorist. The acronym for this term speaks for itself.
Sexual Loophole of Convenience: Any act of the sexual nature perpetrated, against an individual that e did not consent to, but had consented to other sexual acts.
Rabid: An individual who verbally or sexually preys, upon others, e perceives weaker than em.
Pup: An inmature individual of seemingly mature age.
Perpetual puppy: An individual who's incapable of growing, either socially or emotionally, much to the irritation of those around em.
Dissect: To scan through someone's behavior and find hidden rabid tendencies. Or to scan through someone's behavior, to formulate enough data which can then be used to treat them, according to the data results.
Radar: Using one's intuition to ascertain as to how one should proceed, after scanning through one's current surroundings.
Radar Static: Using therapeutically induced rationalizations, to dismiss a potentially dangerous situation.
Twelve-Stepper: Someone chronically addicted to Twelve Step Programs.
Logic Discrimination: Eliminating emotional variables, in order, to make crucial decisions, in one's life.
Permutational Thinking:: To look at any scenario, that will take place in the future and formulate possible outcomes. Or envision possible consequences of one's actions, before devastating consequences.
Sensory Discrimination: To decide, whether to have someone use any kind of sensory input, to relate to you, depending upon your radar readings.
Sensory Fashion Gestapo Tactics: The radical refusal to wear anyone whose beliefs, behavior or overall being insults you, to the extent, that you literally cannot phathom wearing them, at all.
To carry: Wearing anyone's touch, of any kind, at any point in time.
Delousing: What one does ritualistically, after having been brutally betrayed, by someone one once loved. Or, to demand of someone, to stop carrying someone, one deems unworthy of carrying, by default.
Carnal Fashion Betrayal: The crime someone you're dating commits, when e cheats on you.
To mark: (verb)The deliberate and sometimes covert tactic of insinuating oneself into someone's life, that longer after you two have parted, the marked individual cannot seem to forget you and keeps finding you in absentia, on eir life much, to eir annoyance.
Puritananglosaxon: The culture hallmarked, by non-native Americans of the United States which main motto is: "I am such a sexually repressed being and I'm showing it to you, by the way, I'm acting. But shhh! Don't tell anyone! I don't know how to set myself free, from all the religious fences I have built around me". See: Pornographic Translations.
Pornographic Translations: Any brutally blatant statement, one can put into words solely, based upon someone's unspoken actions.
The Book of Babble: Any religious text that is used to oppress others.
To Babble: To quote religious verses to oppress others.
Alpha: A role model so powerful in one's life, that one has no choice but to follow eir teachings. Also known as: Berated Messiah
Berated Deesciple: The individual who learns from an Alpha and then chooses to improvise, much to the amazement and irritation of the Berated Messiah. So the Berated Messiah can learn from the deesciple.
Progressive Mind-Set: The eternal delusion, that one is so liberal, that no one can make em uncomfortable, until one's confronted with a concept so liberal, that one only shows one's truly repressed tendencies, instead.
Political Correcteness: Using PC terms to deliberately hide, mask or sugar coat a truth, so hedious that one cannot digest it.
Gynocentricity: The eternal belief that if women ran the world, this world would be a better place. Or not being able to live, outside of a gynocentric sector
Phallocentricity: The eternal belief that the world revolves solely around that appendage, that hangs from a man's pubic bone.
Post-Feminist Mind-Set: Using useless and tiring phallocentric tactics, to be a better woman, as the answer to Patriachy's oppressive ways.
Gender No-Zone: The belief that the answer to society's main problems can be traced, to gender dichotomies and thus, using that zone may remedy our angst.
Quadrant: The entire area of your being, you protect always against any intruders. Also known as: Personal Universe.
Ethical Corruption: The art of living a so-called deviantly delinquent social life, while mantaining an extremely rigid code of conduct. See: Benevolent Sociopath.
Benevolent Sociopath: An ethically corrupted individual.
Benevolent Psychopath: An individual whose behavior mirrors that of a serial killer profile, but in reality, e has a sense of ethics and conscious so strong, that e cannot wound anyone in any way, without justified warrant. Note: Said individual also firmly believes that violence isn't the answer to any problem, and will do anything to avoid it. Also known as: Consciously malevolent being or Ferally Decent Being.
Mysanthropic Mind Set: An individual who carnally knows that patriarchy is to blame, for most of the world's ills but not individual men.
Puppy Whiner: A male who defends himself and his beliefs wehemently, when a Mysanthrope begins to talk about Patriarchal tactics, as if the speaker had insulted the whiner personally. See: New Age Sensitive male.
New Age Sensitive Male: A male professing and potificating, ad naseaum, about truly understanding female's societal oppression, in order to, either gain their trust or their acceptance. All the while, he is, as rabid as, the males he's castigating, covertly so. See: Armed-chair expert.
Poetic Justice: The belief that one needs not to seek revenge, by any actions, but abides by this motto, instead: You play here, you pay here. Also known as: The Boomerang Effect. Or to abide, by the Hamurabi Code: An eye for an eye.
Pernicious Lies: The lies you tell, to save face, but later are uncovered, much to your dismay.
Solitary Planet Syndrome: The habit of roaming through life, wearing social blinders and/or living in a vacuum.
To Swallow: To obey either society or men blindly, without question. Also known as: Social complacency
Swallower: A female who never speaks out, against any of Patriarchy not-so-greatest-hits -all the while claiming to be a radical feminist- and lives out her life, whining about them, much to the irritation, of those who are notswallowing. Also known as: C*nt or C*ntausaurus Rex.
C*ntference: A gathering of swallowers. Also known as a: C*ntvention
C*ntvenience: That act swallowers are famous for, to either betray other women, for the sake of a male or to justify following Patriarchy blindly. Also known as: gynotreason. See: Post-Feminist Mind Set.
C*ntlappers: Two females fighting over, either a wortheless male or an extremely butch woman.
Sandbox Hostile Tactics: What happens when someone brings something, into your Personal Universe, without your permission, that you have no other choice, but to confront the offender.
Abortion: Any malicious thought, you may have entertained, but when you practice Permutational Thinking, it no longer seems fitting or justified carrying out.
Malevolent Daydreaming: The healthy habit of envisioning someone's ghastly demise so vividly, that it actually proves that mental multimedia aids are the next best thing, to committing a crime, punishable by law.
Gender Crimes: The crime you commit when involved in any way, with someone's whose gender isn't defined. Or to use gender dichotomy laws, to oppress someone whose gender isn't defined.
Unspoken Crimes: Crimes we commit, on a daily basis against others, that aren't punishable by law. As known as: Brutal Objectification.
Queer Treason: The eternal delusion, that if one mirrors Heterosexuality's dogmas in one's queer life, one might be accepted in society. Also known as: Straight Acting.
To deny someone: The crime, one commits when one refuses to admit, having been involved with anyone, in any way for fear of either personal ridicule or social ostracism. Also known as: The Simon Peter Effect or Going Out of Biz Sale Extravaganza
Sensual Lottery: A game of chance, one plays, in order to win oneself, either a momentary or permanent sensual partner. Better known as: Dating Discrimination Methods.
Physical Head On Collisions: What happens with two individuals meet and strike up a conversation. Also to meet someone one is familiar with, on the street.
Equestrian Dancing: The art of dancing so close yet maintaining a respectful distance, to allow yourself, to both predict your dancing partner's moves and viceversa, solely to acquire perfect synchronicity, in movement.
Existential Contorsions: Those painful notions, one must accept, in other to grow.
Carnal Knowledge: The act of accepting reality's cruel hand of fate, without a trace of regret or rancor, but in sheer understanding of life's sudden twists and turns. See: Wolfish grin
To know someone: That vast knowledge of someone, so inmense and comprehensive, one hoards that e makes the other individual uncomfortable.
Bestial love: That seemingly impossible to obtain emotion, towards someone you love, while accepting them for all that they are and have yet to be. Also known as: The Saint Francis of Assisi Principle
Nouvelle Cuisine: What you get when you meet someone who seems so together, upon first meeting but later in the conversation or as you date them. you realize, they aren't as together as they seem. Or someone who's so superficial, they might find a small flaw in you and dismiss you, without telling you.
Nouvelle Cuisine Buffet: A gathering of people of the above persuasion.You'll find these individuals in bars, dances or cocktail and dinner parties.
Parrot: An individual who's able to mimick any accent or nuance of someone else's heritage or behavior.
Neophile: An individual who deliberately alters commonly used expressions from any language, in order to, seek more precise terms. To suit eir most verbally discerning needs.Thus, creating a new language, by default.
Spikish: The Spanish language, spoken by Latinos. See: Self-enhancing Insults.
Self-enhancing insults: Owning insults and using them, as compliments, instead. The word: Slut, comes to mind, when practicing this term.
Emotional whore: Someone who offers eir emotions and eir body for free, to anyone, simply to avoid feeling lonely.
Intellectual whore: Someone whose ideas are given freely, to people who could care less, for them.
Artistic whore: Any creative artist of any genre who gives out eir work, to people who cannot and will never appreciate it. Also known as: The Vincent Van Gogh Syndrome.
Armed-Chair Expert: An individual who regurgitates scholastic knowledge, without remotely knowing, what e's talking about.
The Anne Frank Post Holocaustal Effect: The confrontation that results, after an armed-chair expert spews out intellectually based knowledge, to an individual, who has carnal knowledge of said concept, by way of personal experience.
The Final Solution Syndrome: The systematic and relentless persecution of someone, whose beliefs and behavior, are so different from yours, that you will do anything to have them removed from your sector. Or the things, someone does or says to you, before breaking up with you, to later blame you for the breakup. See: Religious Reich.
Religious Reich: Any organized religion that violently persecutes anyone who isn't a believer of their faith. Also known as: Religious fanatic or zealot.
Mortal Ennui: The painful condition, of those who have carnal knowledge, of how the world really does work, and the benign resignation, associated with said knowledge.
Beast: A deceptively human creature, who solely acts on instinct but creates the ruse of acting human, in order to survive. Also known as: Theromorphic mind-set
Running Free: The ability to express oneself freely and eloquently without fear of consequence.
Polyglot: An individual capable of physically speaking, beyond the gender dichotomies. Also known as: omnisensual.
Self-educated Proletariat: An individual whose manners and speech, are those of one who has attended a higher education facility. Also known as: Academic deception.
Anarchoterrorism: Those covert tactics, individuals without a specific gender, commit on a daily basis, by way of, refusing to abide, by those pesky rules.
Shake, rattle and roll: A hunting technique invented by this Spivak wolf to lure gender rigid beings, to eir Personal Universe. By way of acting non-chalantly, to later shake the prey with the truth, he/she cannot bear to admit, it exists.
CheckPoint Charlie: Those often irritating head games, people you're dating, play upon you to test your trust and tolerance level.
Commie: Someone who doesn't care for CheckPoint Tactics and chooses to call the games, by name.
Double Edged Serrated Sword Syndrome: What happens when you call the games, during Checkpoint Charlie tactics on someone, and they leave you, for someone, who enjoys playing them.
Serrated Verbal Knife of Contempt: What Alphas use, to assert themselves upon anyone, who dares to rule over them.
Seed of Contempt towards Females: A more accurate term to describe mysogyny or Patriarchy.
The Iron Curtain Effect: The exact point in time, when fascination for an individual ends and one is left with the disturbing notion, that said person is a perpetual pup.
Recycling: The act of exiting, a relation of any kind, so they can play games with others and not you. Otherwise known as: Amiccable Enviromental Consciousness.
Friendly machine gunfire: What someone you love, does to you, when they tease, humilliate and or/ridicule you, in front of others, you all the while tellling you, that they love you and they don't mean what they are saying. A practice hallmarked by family members.
Spring Cleaning: The ritual, one painfully partakes, when tearing down, emotional brick by emotional brick, the Temple of One's Familiar and sets oneself free. Or to get rid, of all the annoying pups in one's life.
Emotional Bankruptcy: That feeling of sheer exhaustion, you feel after having done Spring Cleaning.
Judiac moments: Those excrutiating moments in one's life, that leaves one to ask that perplexing question: Why does does this have to happen to me?
Latin moments: Those extreme moments, when one feels emotions so intensely, that it leaves others to avoid you, afraid that they might learn to feel. Otherwise known as: a taxing moment
Slavic moments: Those melancholic and euphoric moments, one endures to the hilt, for the sheer sport of it. In the eternal belief, that endurance of struggle makes one stronger.
Dear John/Jane e-mail: An "It's over between us because your lifestyle grossly clashes with my mental outfits, that I have hidden in my closet" type e-mail message, sent to you through cyberspace, to avoid having, to face you.
Lee Harvey Oswald: The person who sends you a Dear John/Jane e-mail message.
John F. Kennedy: The person who receives a Dear John/Jane e-mail message.
Jackie Bouvier Kennedy: The friend of the person, who received the Dear John/Jane e-mail message, and has to hear the entire letter, complete with the rantings required, for the occassion.
John Kennedy Jr.: The innocent bystander, caught in the middle, during the above circumstancial procedures.
Euthanasia: The act of killing a loved one in your heart, and never acknowledging having been with them, after they have brutally betrayed you, in any manner.
Ethical degeneration: What happens to all of your exes, after they leave you and you realize, that they have gotten much worse over with time. Leaving you, with the sheer joy of having been dumped, by them.
The Evita Peron Syndrome: The belief your exes have, that no matter, how annoying you were to them, you are either pining for them and unable to move on or you still want them in your life somehow.
The "I am Oh So Happy!" Syndrome: That pesky habit exs have, to tell you how happy, they are in their new found relationship, even though you haven't inquired about it, in the least. Perhaps, in the eternal belief, that if they say it out loud, often enough, they might convince themselves.
Flaccidly inducing moments: What you say to your ex when you burst eir ego, by either changing the subject, during those Oh So Happy Syndrome proceedings or you act as e has hasn't said anything monumental.
Relation dingies: The act of practicing serial non-monogamy, so closely together, without first processing the last relation fully . In order, to avoid loneliness. See: Temple of One's Familiar.
Nuking: What someone who's outspoken does to stop someone's verbal bravado.
Getting down and dirty: To relentlessly uncover hidden motives, behind someone's covert behavior and forcing them, to admit wrong doing unto you. Also known as: The Nuremberg Trials.
To redeem oneself in someone's mind: To admit, to ghastly wrongdoing, for merely capricious reasons, towards someone you have offended, in such a way, that though, e may never forgive you, e may still respect you. Also known as: Walking the Pirate Ship Plank.
Emotional Paint Stripping: The results after having gotten down and dirty.
Ego horseback riding: That equine mind set, we get into when trying to protect ourselves, from someone acting like a Nazi interrogator, when seeking the truth out of us.
Sluttish mind sent: An individual, who may know all the Kama Sutra positions, while high or sober, but is unable to hold a decent conversation, devoid of sexual content.
Temple of One's Familiar: The rituals one engages into when seeking abusive relationships of any kind, in other to prove to oneself, just how worthless one is.
Territorial Hostile Invasion: The act of trying to ascertain territorial rights, without permission over someone's quadrant. By way of, using possesive pronouns ad naseaum, body language, in the presence of a threat of invasion, by another individual. Also known as: Falkland Island Syndrome or Carnal Territorial Disputes
Text: (verb): To write lines, to anyone in cyberpace, in real time.
Typoese: Those pesky spelling errors that one makes, when texting in cyberspace.
Upgrading: Acquiring, an either better looking or better behaved lover, than your previous one.
Ventriloquist: An individual whose annoying habit, is to speak for someone else, instead of, letting the individual speak for emself, because the ventriloquist always knows best. Also known as: The Major Margaret Hullihan Syndrome.
Verbal Art: To use one's mental thesaurus, to communicate more eloquently.
Verbal grenade: A short sentence, so cleverly worded, that the recipient does not feel its devasting effect, until long after the speaker has left their sector.
Verbal Intercourse: A skill consisting of having, an intense yet most intimate conversation with another person, without it having, to turn sexual.
Verbal Tango: A skill, consisting of topping someone's flirting volleys, with a more covert and exquisitely subtle line. The object of this method is to never to look at your opponent, as a possible sexual conquest, but to challenge em intellectually, instead. Also known as: Orgasmic mental thrill of the chase.
Vortex Moo/Mud: An Utopia Telnet Address, we wish we could send our exs to, so they won't bother us anymore, and in turn, to live out their pathetic lives, complaining about us with other exs, without us having to hear about it. The Utopian Addy might read as follows: all.exs.are.lame.lame.lame 9999
Wear: (verb): What happens after anyone touches you, in any manner.
Well Hung Dyke: A dyke whose genitalia has been hormonically enhanced.
White Spaniard Scum: A white male whose main habit is to enforce his superiority (read insecurity), upon everyone around him
Wolfish grin: That sneer that begins to form, on the corner of one's lips, once carnal knowledge has been digested fully.
Word Economy: The art of using verbal grenades wisely.
Yummy Moments: Specific moments, in one's memory that are used, by way of vivid recall, solely to boost, one's self-esteem, when no yummy moments are taking place, in the present.
Yummy Thoughts: Vivid notions, one hoards to oneself about anything that others wished, they knew.

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