When God Made...
	When God had made the Earth and sky, The flowers and the trees, He then made all the animals And all the birds and bees. And when His work was finished, Not one was quite the same. He said, 'I'll walk this earth of mine, And give each one a name,' And so He traveled land and sea, And everywhere He went, A little creature followed Him Until his strength was spent. And when all were named upon the Earth, And in the sky and sea, The little creature said, 'Dear Lord, There's not one left for me!' The Father smiled and softly said: 'I've left you till the end. I've turned my own name back to front, And called you DOG, my friend.'
	A Dog's Best Friend
	O Lord, don't let me once forget How I love my trusty pet- Help me learn to disregard canine craters in my yard Show me how to be a buddy even when my sofa's muddy, Don't allow my pooch to munch postal carriers for lunch, Shield my neighbor's cat from view, guide my steps around the doo, Train me not to curse and scowl, when it's puppy's night to howl, Grant I shan't awake in fear with a cold nose in my ear, Give me patience without end- Help me be "A DOG'S BEST FRIEND." Author Unknown
	A Faithful Dog
	A Faithful Dog Will Play With You And Laugh With You -Or Cry- He'll Gladly Starve To Stay With You Nor Ever Reason Why, And When You're Feeling Out Of Sorts Somehow He'll Understand He'll Watch You With His Shining Eyes And Try To Lick Your Hand. His Blind, Implicit Faith In You Is Matched By His Great Love - The Kind That All Of Us Should Have In The Master, Up Above. When Everything Is Said And Done I Guess This Isn't Odd For When You Spell "Dog" Backwards You Get The Name Of God. Author Unknown
	My Love for my Dogs
	I love my dogs This is their home From which I hope They'll Never Roam They're Faithful Friends I love them Best This is their home You are a guest If dogs to you Are just a Peeve Then by all means Feel free to Leave!!! Author Unknown
	Advice to Dogs
	After your humans give you a bath, don't let them towel dry you! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans' bedtime.
	Act like a convicted criminal. When your humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused.
	Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
	Wake up 20 minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out. As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside; this will drive them nuts!)
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