"Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts"

Gabrielle ( staring at the huge Trojan Horse): " Do you want to go back for the horse?It's bound to be a collector's item". Xena: " Only if you're gonna pull it".

"Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis"

Salmoneus (speaking of the disguised Xena): " A country girl at hear, Miss Amphipolis enjoys the simple things in life: weaving tapestries, making candles, and doing volunteer work with her local Hestian Virgins".

"Hooves & Harlots"

Gabrielle (to Xena): " You know, I just thought of something!You're a Warrior Princess and I'm an Amazon Princess! That's going to make such a great story!".

"Callisto"

Joxer: " Joxer the Mighty at your service...I'm fierce and I have a lust for blood...My nickname is Bloody Joxer." Xena: "If you like the sight of blood so much, keep talking."

"For Him The Bell Tolls"

Joxer (to Gabrielle): "I know nothing of this bumbling idiot of whom you speak.I'm the one and only Joxer".

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