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"Ah Norie...sit down I want to talk to you about someting...about your lunch...was it good?. " Yeah it was great, Shane was so nice and so funny, why?" " Well from what I've heard it seems this is a common occurance fro you, to take off for 2 hours for an impromptu lunch with you boyfriend Shane"

“Shane…Shane’s not my boyfriend… I bet Emma told you this” “the matter of who told me this information is not relevant…but what is, is that I’ve had numerous complaints about you leaving before” “leaving before??”
Gawd I was really losing it, the dream job I had was disappearing fast and all coz of that bloody lazy piece of crap Emma, I had to think of a way to save my bacon before I got deep fried by the boss. “Ah sir, today I had lunch with Shane Filan of westlife, I do not have a boyfriend called Shane and speaking of previous acts I supposedly have committed…. I have never left the desk since I came here 6 months ago. To tell you the truth it has been Emma that has left for 2 hour lunch breaks every day of the week.” there I was spilling my guts about my 6 months so far at BMG and nothing seemed to be registering inside his brain.
“Well norie, according to your co-workers what Emma says is true” “of course their going to say its true she’s your Bloody daughter” “excuse me norie but that kind of language in my office will not be tolerated” “Jesus Christ” “I’m afraid norie that I’ll have to let you go” “WHAT! You can’t do that you haven’t given me a written warning yet” “ah yes I have norie I sent it down when you didn’t turn up for your meeting with me 3 weeks ago” “what the hell I was down south on holiday everybody knew that” “Well norie you didn’t tell anybody in management about that” “what the hell! You know what… you and BMG can just shove your second warning letter up your asses coz you and your little-bit-hoe of a daughter can suck my dick coz I’m outta here” “yes well norie its behaviour like that that has led me to” “led you, well you can just piss off coz I’m outta here and I don’t need this shit… I quit you piece crap and by the way why don’t you ask your daughter to actually start doing her job instead of expecting other people to do it just coz she’s your precious little girl…you and the rest of the people here are a pack of morons…and when I get outta here you better believe that ALL of Auckland will hear about what a pack of losers you are…I’m outta here loser!”

And before he could say anything else I was outta there. Everybody in the office had heard and was staring at me blankly. “What the hell are you all staring at you bunch of spine-less leaches, you can just lie down and eat all the shit that Emma gives you coz one day its going to bite you back and then I’ll be laughing at all of you”
I went down the elevator in silence and as I went to my desk to collect all my stuff. I took everything that belonged to me and grabbed my keys to my car; I didn’t want to leave anything of mine behind just in case these morons happened to try to accuse me of anything else…. Just as I finished packing Emma walked to the desk laughing with some loser that works at BMG. “Oh hi norie, are going out again with Shane?” “Hi my ass bitch, I know you got me fucken fired just coz you didn’t go with Shane to lunch…look just coz u want to screw every famous musician out there doesn’t mean you get me fired coz you treated him like a piece of shit and he realised what a bitch you really are. And yeah I am going out with Shane again, in fact I’m going to meet him at his hotel and go to their concert just to make sure a bitch like you doesn’t try to mess with any of them coz GOD save them if they ever got tied down by a bitch like you”
And with that I walked out of the building with my head held high and all my stuff in a box and dropped it into my crusty but trusty car; at least my car wouldn’t try to fire me. I was so pissed off that I sped all the way home. When I got home Maz and Nora were racing to the door. “Well what happened?” all three asked before they saw my face and changed their tune to “what happened?”. SO there I was bitching about what had just happened. “What a bitch.man I can’t believe that…they can’t do that” they said that all night long but at different times. Nora fixed me some hot chocolate and slowly as I blabbed more and more and as Maz and Nora differed the topic to Shane I began to feel so much better.
The questions started flowing about Shane. So what’s he really like, what did he tell you about the guys, is he really nice, is his accent really sexy? Gees you would think these guys were starved for information. I started talking and really didn’t stop, and then my phone started ringing. It was 10.20 pm at night. I looked at the number to check my caller I.D; it was Shane. “Who is it?” the other three looked at me. “Oh shit…it’s Shane I promised I’d call him tonight so I could get you guys tickets to their concert and to confirm us meeting them tomorrow” “WHAT!!! AND WHY didn’t you tell us this during your little spiel about talking to him.” “Okay okay just let me answer the phone or we’ll never get the tickets…now before I pick it up do you think sandy, Lindsay and mojo will want to meet them too?”
“WELL NO FRIKIN DUH norie!! Gees offcourse they will want to meet them…who doesn’t want to meet celebrities…HELLO!” “And me too, don’t forget me I let you eat all my food you know and you have to pay me back somehow and tickets to the concert will do just fine and dandy…just think of all the years you’ve been eating here. Yes norie it’s been a long time over a decade infact” said maz’s dad Wayne. “Well pick up the phone gees” “okay just quiet down ok” “nah Shane’s going to fid out sooner or later what we sound like”
“Hello norie here, who is it?” “Hey sis, its me Shane. I thought you were going to cal me…I thought I’d just call you up and tell you that I can get you tickets…so um what happened when you got back to work I hope I didn’t get you into trouble” “You can get tickets awesome…. me into trouble nah nothing that wasn’t going to happen anyway” “what do ya mean? What’s up sis you don’t sound your normal happy egotistical self”. I proceeded to tell Shane about all that had happened he listened in silence till finally I ended, I was close to tears “Oh norie… man I feel so bad, I wish I could just hug you and make the pain go away, well don’t worry your better off without them anyway and that Emma she’s a real bitch anyway” “nah your right I don’t need those losers, they treated me like shit anyway…umm Shane do you think you can do me another favour?” “No I cant come over and hug you” “no not that you idiot” “good to hear you laugh sis…now what was it that you wanted, anything you want I’ll try my best to make it happen well except if its got to do with mark coz that’s a no-go” “oh shut up man…no I would really like it if you could get tickets for my friends mojo, Lindsay, saz and maz’s dad Wayne…do you think you could do that for me? Pretty please with a cherry on top?” “Well offcourse anything for my mate…so norie you going to come tomorrow to the hotel, we can talk about this more ok?” “Um yeah I’ll just be bringing maz and Nora with me otherwise I’ll never hear the end of it…thanks Shane you’re the bestest bro in the world” “bestest aye? Well I’ll do anything to make my little sis smile especially after today…ok but come at 9 am to the Carlton and I’ll try to sneak you in I’ll be down at the lobby sitting in a chair” “let me guess you’ll be wearing black sunglasses on a sunny day and ordering me, maz and Nora some breakfast coz you’re the bestest brother in the world right??” “Yeah offcourse…ok good night sis see ya in the morning oh and war your little sis clothing…don’t want to have to fight off mark to keep his paws off my little sis…good night norie…. love ya sis” “love ya too bro.yup see ya in the morning bye bye” “Right you two were going to go to the Carlton at 9 in the morning so we better go to bed now or we’ll be late” “BRO…. since when did you say “love ya bro” to any of your actual brothers” “I don’t, Shane’s just my mate and he happens to call me sis and I call him bro…so let him…. HELLO I still can’t believe he even know my name…and anyway I call everybody bro” “Oh yeah you do!!…Hehehehehe” all three said in unison. Finally everybody in the house was dead asleep waiting for his/her exciting day ahead.

Meanwhile inside west life’s rooms at he Carlton hotel Kian turned to Shane and said “hey Shane, I didn’t know you had a little SISTER! Don’t tell me mate…hmmm lets see she’s blonde, blue-eyed and has great legs…you little flirt WHAT HAVE you been up to all day and where did you go in the afternoon anyway?” “Nothing alright…I was just talking to my mate” “OOOOOOOOH Shane’s got to girl…. HEY GUYS SHANE’S MET A GIRL…better come in coz I think it’s serious” “norie is not my girlfriend she is my mate” “oh so she’s got to name.norie aye…. whoah Shane don’t get too serious were only here for a week” “IM NOT and shut up kian norie and I are just friends besides I don’t look at her like that…and anyway she likes mark” “yeah yeah sure…your just saying that but I know you like her…hee hee are you going to meet her tomorrow and make out…alright Shane GO YOU NASTY BOY! Hehehe” “look kian I’m meeting her tomorrow coz she and her friends like our band and I promised I’d introduce her to the guys”
“Ok kian what’s going on in here??? What did ya call us for…. mate do you know what time it is???” “WELL it seems that old Shane here was trying to hide his new girl from us and he’s bringing her over to introduce us all and she’s bringing her friends over…. YOU KNOW I was wondering why he looked so happy when he came back today and NOW I KNOW ha ha ha! Oh yeah; it’s only 11 pm hehehehehe”
“SO…. Shane what gives mate…c’mon tell us about her??” “GET THIS guys he tried to fool me by calling her sis so I wouldn’t suspect but I’ve used that line before!!”
“YEAH… hey Shane, mate are you serious about her?”
“Look you idiots…norie is the girl who used to work at BMG before she got fired…she took me out to lunch and were just good friends…she’s coming tomorrow coz I want to talk to her about her getting fired…I mean it’s partially my fault for talking to her for too long at Mickey Dee’s anyway and that’s why she got fired” “Good story mate and who’s Mickey Dee’s???” What did you do take her out to a flash restaurant or something…now I don’t know about you guys but I reckon he’s just joined Bryan and Nicky’s boat hehehe on ya mate!!”
“HEY…what do ya mean about that kian…yeah leave my girlfriend outta this ok” “ok, ok, ok relax I was just teasing Shane here”. “So…like Shane are you in love with this girl?” the rest of west life watched for a reaction and Shane looked at them right in eye. “Guys! I just found a girl I can really talk to I don’t look at her in a romantic way only as a friend…and don’t listen to kian coz we all know that kian is GIRL CRAZY…. now just go to bed and I’ll show you guys tomorrow morning”. “OH HE LIKE HER!!!!” they all yelled in unison “bloody hell…you guys need help” “no Shane I think its you…love exciting and new…. Shane’s come onboard…THE LOVE BOAT!!!!” Shane threw his pillows at all four of them “shut up she’s my mate like I keep telling you. Stop trying to make it what it aint!” “YEAH SURE MATE…. WE BELIEVE YOU…. REALLY…THE LOVE BOAT!!!!”

Shane spent the rest of the night listening to kian making kissing sounds and the rest of the guys singing the love boat song all night long… GOD he thought to himself it was definitely going to be a long night. Man I can’t wait till norie gets her so they can shut up…if only they knew she liked mark…he laughed to himself they would be blown away by her…she was so funny…it was sad though about her job but maybe he could cheer her up…he made appoint to tell all the guys not to give her any crap the next morning or they had to answer to him! “Oh so you really do like her its not just a joke kian made up” mark said. “No you sick idiot she’s my mate and she just got fired so she’ll be very sensitive about stuff ok especially BMG related stuff” “well look mate…I know you like her and all but BMG that’s our label” “yeah but not BMG New Zealand and when I see that Emma I’m going to give her a piece of my mind” “Mate…relax…wow you really do like her!!!…She must be special” “Special its like finding my soul mate…only in a non-romantic way” “non-romantic are you sure about that. You seem pretty hooked on this girl to me” “Her name’s norie and no…. I don’t like her romantically now just get to bed and somebody shut up kian or I’ll kill him”
Kian lay on his bed continuing with lip smacking and kissing sounds except now he was doing it louder calling out “norie…norie…your soooooo beautiful…. you my mate and I love you…oh norie norie norie…your hair is so long and beautiful I just want to touch it” “her hairs short like mark’s kian and shut up will ya” “Oh norie your hairs so short and pretty oooh norie its sooo pretty”. Finally Shane couldn’t take it any more and threw a pillow at kian’s head. “Hey what was that for?” “You wouldn’t shut up like I told ya” “oooh touchy touchy” “now shut up kian before I punch you” “alright alright I’ll stop gee!”
“LOVE. Exciting and new…Shane’s gone onboard the LOOOVE boat…joining Nicky and Bryan…the love boat” “SHUT UP kian.”
Kian ripped into another verse before anto came inandsaid to the guys “hey guys I know you’re excited about coming to New Zealand but can ya just shut up! You know the rest of us have to sleep too” “Yeah I reckon that’s what I’ve been telling them Anto but they wont listen to a word of it”. Nicky, Kian, Mark and Bryan all started scoffing madly, “what…what is it now guys? Just shut up kian even look at me again. And stop singing that damn song its bloody annoying now AND its 3 am I’ve got to get some sleep” “ok you guys…got to sleep now and kian shut up I like the love boat that’s one of my favourite shows. Oh and Shane” “yeah Anto?” “Do you like this girl norie?” With that the rest of West life started peeling off their beds with laughter. “Bloody hell not again”. “Right then, night boys…. and do shut up will ya please!”
“Yes daddy, good night daddy, night Nicky, night Mark, night Bryan, good night NORIE!!!” “Shut up kian and the rest of ya…. I’ve got to get some sleep”

With that the lads of west life slowly drifted to sleep awaiting the next day when they would meet this “norie” girl, they all knew there was much more to this girl than Shane had told them meanwhile Shane was worried if norie was ok I mean she’d just been fired from what seemed to be her dream job…oh well he thought he couldn’t do anything till the next morning. God it would be good to see her and show the guys he wasn’t interested in norie like that.

7.28 THE NEXT MORNING

“Hurry up you two…maz do you have enough accessories on?” “Look norie I’m meeting west life and I want to look good ok…is it such a crime”; “Yeah and anyway I want to get all my west life stuff signed” Nora chirped. “And I want to get this picture signed so I can sell it on e-bay!” “GEEZ Nora you’ll try to make a buck outta everything won’t ya?” “Hey! That strand of nick carters hair got me a lot of money ok…. don’t diss my selling methods it gets me a lot of money” “Dude that wasn’t even nick carters hair it was the neighbours golden retrievers!” “Well the girl in Germany doesn’t know, as far as she’s concerned its nick carters and if I can make one fan in the world happy for the rest of her life then yeah lying about about the authenticity doesn’t bother me at all” “And if that happened to you??” “First of all it would NEVER happen to me coz I would never believe somebody who told that EVER!” “Right now are you two dorks ready coz its almost 8’oclock now I’m sure the bloody traffic is going to be choca-block”
YEAH YEAH YEAH yelled the other two as the strutted their way to the car. We listened to Destiny’s Child as they drove into town “to the Carlton” I yelled out. “OH MY GOD!!! YEAH WERE GOING TO MEET WESTLIFE YEAH!!!” I couldn’t help laughing at these two supposed non-west lifers, it was going to be an awesome day, I was finally going to meet the rest of west life and I could at long last stare into mark’s beautiful blue eyes.

West life meanwhile was still sound asleep snoring for Africa. Bryan’s winnie the pooh alarm clock went off “It is now 8.30 am”, it kept going on like that for 5 minutes when Shane finally heard it and bolted upright. “Holy shit norie’s coming in this morning…oh my god its 8.30 already!” Shane jumped out of bed and raced towards his suitcases and was frantically searching for new clean clothes, as he couldn’t be seen wearing yesterday’s clothes today. After jumping into the show and screaming his head off because it was absolutely freezing the other members of west life slowly started to wake up. Kian swore about somebody waking him up from his dream girl. “Mate keep dreaming…. it’s going to be a long while before you get to meet her” mark said. “Oh ha ha ha mark shut up! Not everybody picks up the models like you do” “HEY where’s Shane??? Its like 8.40 and he’s in the shower I wonder why?”
“Oh hey isn’t that girl coming in today?” “What girl?” “Ohhhhh remember guys “norie” Shane’s supposed mate is coming over”. Just as kian finished talking Shane walked out of shower smelling as fresh as a daisy while the others raced to get changed so they could suss out this norie character.

Nora, Maz and I walked into the Carlton and as we entered we could hear some guys laughing. We got directions to the lobby as and we were walking over we heard somebody yelling “NORIE!” All three of us turned around naturally to see who it was only to see a girl from high school waving madly at us. “HEY!” we all said signalling that we didn’t have a clue that this chick was and boy did we feel stupid. “You talk to her, she called out your name after all and besides we’ve got to find west life! Yeah I’ve got to pinch somebody’s clothing or rip off some of their hair…c’mon maz let’s go”
“HI! how are ya doing? So what’s ya been up to since school” “Well…” she proceeded to go on about everything she had done since leaving school, she got a boyfriend was going to university and worked at the Carlton to help pay off her student loan which was going to be massive. We chatted for 10 minutes before I broke it off saying “hey I’ve got to go aye…so yeah…it was great seeing you again…. maybe we can have dinner or lunch sometime and reminisce…. see ya later man…bye bye” after exchanging numbers I turned around to look for maz and Nora to see if they had found the guys.

They had found the guys all right. They were introducing themselves to Shane and the reset of them and Nora was madly flirting with kian. Man I had never heard Nora use so many pick up lines before in my life it was bloody hilarious. “Oh so you’re a Taurean? Oh my god so is I, what a coincidence!” I don’t what Nora was saying before I got there but it was working on kian. I’d never seen a guy stare at Nora like that before. Whatever mind games these two were playing they weren’t letting anyone in about it but I certainly could see the sparks flying I mean talk about ENERGY!
The weird part for me was that I thought kian was supposed to be a ladies man and yet her was Nora rolling out the red carpet with the best lines I had heard in a long time, and kian he didn’t talk at all just kept saying yes and no and staring at Nora like he’d never seen an girl before.
“Hey guys!” “SIS!! Glad to see you I thought you might have taken off” “or spewed up in the toilet” said Nora and maz… “Ha ha ha maz, very funny Nora nah I was just talking to a girl from school” “oh hey guys this is norie.you all know Nora and maz!” just then kian stopped staring at Nora and said “YOUR NORIE! Wow are you and Nora sisters or something.coz you guys look really alike” “yeah were twins actually” “wow twins…that’s so cool” They spent the rest of the day hanging out with west life and making sick jokes to each other. “Oh yeah norie, here’s your tickets for your mates”

Wow talking to mark was really easy and I couldn’t help staring at him, I mean he was like such a babe. I think mark noticed me staring at him, I don’t know I mean I was trying my best to make it seem like I wasn’t one of those psycho chicks. “Hey mark” said Shane “yeah Shane” “think you can stop staring at my mate.hehehehehe” “oh sorry shane forgot you own norie…ok mate just relax I was just trying to find out more about your little sister, I mean I don’t have a sister of my own but I reckon it would be cool to have one like norie…so norie what was your number again”. “My number? Oh its.” “Oh no you don’t have to tell me was just teasing Shane” whispered mark. Oh man did if eel like a bloody idiot. “Hey norie what were those last two numbers” asked kian madly scribbling away on a piece of scrap paper. “Yeah kian just call her number coz my phone is like outta credits…don’t worry about norie she’s got to contract mobile so you’ll be able to talk to me anytime” “Gee thanks for offering my phone Nora. It’s really appreciated” “But bro were twins we’ve been sharing since conception man.”
“Hey guys…sorry to break up your time with the girls here but you got to get going to do your TV and radio interviews. Right then get moving” “OOOOH but we just started having fun…oh ok anto…hey anto have you met the girls…here’s norie, Nora and maz”. Anto stared at me and I wondered why he looked at me more than the other two…what did I look more psychotic, were my eye bags blacker and bigger than the other two? Why was he staring so hard? “Oh norie, so you’re the norie Shane has been talking on and on about…. well it’s nice to finally see the face of the famous name hehehee” “oh o.k. yeah…ok now you go me scared”. Everybody started cracking up again….”mate I can see what you were talking about her sense of humour Shane…she’s a real sharp knife aint she hehehhee”.

The three of us went home with our free backstage tickets and I called up sandy, Lindsay and mojo to inform them that they were coming with us to see west life. They all replied with the same but varied answer “shit norie are you that obsessed that you bought us tickets just so you could torture us all night long with listening to west life…BUT while our offering a free ticket to a concert SURE I’d love to come”. Gees these mates of mine were weird, Shane was right about that one.

We all dressed up to go to the concert. Man I had neve seen Nora so glammed up in my life and she even bought new perfume. For the first time she wasn’t plotting about about how to make a quick buck but she wouldn’t stop blabbing about kian this and kian that, I had to find a way to shut her up soon coz she was driving me mad. It was funny coz Shane called me and told me about what had happened to him the previous night and how all of a sudden kian was going on and on about Nora. Gee life is funny aint it was all I could say “gee sis you always find the right words to say what I’m feeling deep inside” “oh shut up Shane” “alright alright…so how did you and mark get along?”. Well it was going great but I think he got put off when I asked him if he was just teasing fans by shaving his hair off all the time.” “Oh yeah…I wondered why he went silent all of a sudden…. actually he talked to you more than what he normally does in a whole year of interviews so maybe he likes you sis…you never know” “Yeah right… like he’d look at me when he’s got a chick like Lauren back in London… but since you said that…REALLY! Hmmm maybe I do have a chance to be his friend…. start from there and who knows aye bro?”
“Yeah sis maybe…I don’t know I cant read mark like a book you know…so are you ready for tonight?? Ready to party all night long??” “Of course I am and don’t worry bro you just have to keep up with my mates and me”. “Oh we do, do we? Well you watch and we’ll show you the way to party…Ireland style” “Ireland style…. bro that’s fresher than my mum hahahahahah alright see ya there bro”. “See ya sis”.

We went to the concert and met up with the guys before they went on and sneaked into the front row… Well we had perfected our get to the front technique by doing a dance move, which effectively pushed people out of the way. We stood there the whole night staring and singing along. They guys paused at “when your looking like that” to tell the audience that it was dedicated to us and kian made a point to wave down to Nora. Which offcourse to Nora would have seemed really sweet coz she was being mentioned by kian but she didn’t see all the eyes of west life fans looking at us trying to figure out if we were either related or friends or even the dreaded girlfriends. It wasn’t like I could really hide myself from the glare of the fans especially as I looked just like her. It must have been something about the air coz kian got Nora onto the stage and told everybody there that she was his new girlfriend and he wanted all the fans to know that. So there was I and maz standing there with our jaws hitting the ground while west life and kian fans clapped and swore at the same time. After the concert those two were pretty much inseparable. Every bar and club we went to we all just drank, danced and yelled along to every song played by the D.J.

We woke up the next morning having never felt so trashed in our lives. I think the guys went back to their hotel sometime in the morning. I don’t know all much but I do faintly remember Anto coming to pick them up sometime while us three caught a taxi home. News spread real quickly about how kian declared his love for some girl from New Zealand that he only just met. Well it wouldn’t have spread if he hadn’t been blabbing about Nora at every interview they had. Nora meanwhile was living in some psychotic dreamland while maz was so high on the fact that she had just partied the whole night with the guys of west life. The only thing the two kept saying was “oh my god…I can’t believe it…man this rocks…oh my god!!” I’m sure I heard them say that over and over again. And yet these were the same two girls giving me crap about how obsessed I was with west life…. HELLO Nora was still wearing kians shirt although I don’t want to know how she got it. The phone started ringing at midday and Nora ripped my own phone out of my hands, I couldn’t believe it I mean it happened so fast. She just ran to me screaming “GIMME the phone its probably kian calling me” I told her to get a life as she had just met him but she gave me the I’m going to kill you look…. so I handed over the phone. After10 seconds the phone was thrown back at me “oh its only Shane he wants to talk to you…” “What about?” “I don’t know and I don’t care its not kian”. “Well alrightee then thank you for returning my phone then”.

“Hey Shane what’s up?” “Hey sis, well lets see kian just told all of music land about the love of his life Nora. And every time he says something it’s got something to do with Nora. You know he’s even started hassling me about you so he can impress the twin of Nora… I didn’t even know they were going out till he announced it…how about you?”. “Hey bro I was just as shocked as you were and I had to hear all of kian’s fans swearing about what a lucky bitch Nora was…. I mean dude they like only met yesterday…that’s just totally fucked man”
“Why do you say that?” “Well let’s see I’m the fan of west life and here’s my twin the hard-out gatecrasher girl and yet who’s the one going out with the west life member. Life’s blade is just firkin annoying man…. I mean the bloody cow she’s so happy its sickening and annoying…she keeps seeing kian this and that everywhere we go…and do you know what the scary part is???” “What??” “The fact that she’s wearing kian’s shirt…I mean how did she get it on in the first place??? I don’t know about you but I must have missed something during the night” “Hey yeah I don’t remember that either but maybe coz I was so hammered”.

For the rest of the week we hung out with west life and Nora and Kian couldn’t keep their hands off each other. All I said all week was “get a room guys” meanwhile I was forging an interesting relationship with mark. Mainly I guess coz he knows I’m in love with him…. bloody kian man I’m sure he told him. If it isn’t that he’s calling 24/7 finally in the end I just gave Nora my phone “here you have it, I can’t seem to have a proper conversation with Shane without kian trying to get through every five minutes”
Things were going good for those two and the British tabloids had caught wind of Kian Egan’s declaration of love for a young New Zealand girl. Nora’s face didn’t stop smiling for weeks on end after the guys had left especially as her 3 hour talks with kian every night were getting really boring to put it bluntly. I tried once to get on my phone so I could talk to Shane only to have my head bit off by Nora.

A few weeks later as I was talking to Maz and Nora I heard “ You know Norie…I’m so glad you were so obsessed with west life or I”; “What you would never had turned away from your criminal acts against pop fans worldwide? I don’t know you give me crap about being a fans and now YOU’RE THE ONE going out with one of west life…huh go figure”. “No! What I was going to say was that I would never have met the love of my life if it weren’t for you” “Bro you just met him besides you’ve never had a boyfriend before how would you know?” She looked mortally wounded. “Sorry Nora it’s just well it’s jus the truth”. “Yeah I know but I just know how I feel at the moment and I feel like it’s a forever thing with me and kian ok”

Somehow I just knew my relations with the guys of west life were going to be very interesting indeed. With Nora and kian besotted with each other and maz’s group getting signed out of this whole meeting west life thing I could see that I was going to see the guys a lot more than I had ever dreamed…