This is the page that you find some of the questions that you have been answering. Opps that should be this is the page where you'll find the answers to some of the questions you'll no doubt have been asking yourself. I mean not all of them by any means but some of them!
Right first things first, what I'm I on? That's easy, I'm on Tegretol for my epilepsy, and herbal medicines for stress! Oh that's not the sort of thing you want to know is it? What you want to know is what's asked above this ramble somewhere, and what it's got to do with the magnifcent Alex Kyle!
It might not be but that's what this page is for so I'm going to tell you whether you like it or not! If you don't piss off then! No DON'T COME BACK, PLEASE!
Right I've rambled on long enough! I'll tell you the story! It was a dark, dark night, well it was actually quite pleasant but what the....anyway the story! Alex Kyle was holding a private party (for private people, we'll have no trouble here!) as he was about to move out of his house because his Mum was moving to Yorkshire! You can imagine how this left him in a predicament, so he decided to move in with his Dad. But that isn't important to the story. It was the night of the party, this party (our part of it anyway) constited of me, Mr Kyle, Stu (jimmy Hill), Alsdair, Keely and Toyah.
Mr Al had just come back from the faraway land of Uni, those of us that weren't Al had heard many tales of this faraway land! Al had brought his knowledge back of a sacred pastime called DRINKING GAMES! He taught us how to play one, and then swore us to tell no one else of this, else he would do scary things to us (and Al can be very scary!). So I can't tell anyone of this pastime on this page (well I might if I can remember how to play it anytime soon!). As the evening advanced the whole group got more and more drunk, as the Drinking Game involed the downing of shots of a substance called alchol!
Anyway this continued, and me and Mr Kyle started to get unfairly picked on so we got more and more drunk! Now this is near the end of the not very intresting story! Mr Kyle in his state of utter drunkedness, started calling me Westyburger for no reason at the party can see!
But the name has stuck so I have decided to use it! Westyburger it stuck me could be the name of a fast food franchise! So I saw the Mcdonalds logo upside down and made a W with it! From these humble beginings I will take over the world, or failing that the fast food industry! |
