Above the pitch the boogie balloon soared.
It's jazzy raz-ma-taz was loud and zed,
The rain pelted down and the wind blew so strong that Dick's wig was blown off his head!
The bugaliens saw this and started to jeer
As Dick picked it up from the mud,
Bob the bugalien saw this and shouted down,
"You'll have to buy a new one, m'lud!".