Today is the season's last cricket match at Wetwang. Perhaps takings from the
game will help to pay for repairs to the cricket pavilion, which are long overdue.
The door lock needs fixing with super glue. At the moment it
looks a sorry sight -it |
CRAZY CRICKET AT WETWANG! |
needs to be re-painted a gleaming white. Intelligent Tortoise opens the batting and tries his best, but the ball keeps missing his bat and hitting his chest. He's scored two runs and is coping well, when the ball hits the wicket, having bounced off his shell! The Mayor, the umpire, raises his finger, -that means the tortoise is out -he can no longer linger. He leaves the wicket and saunters away (at his usual slow pace). The umpire starts to go red in the face. He shouts, "Hurry up! Quick! Get back to the pavilion. |
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