AYE TEE AND SATSUE AT WETWANG!
IIt is a lovely summer's day as the story unfolds, in the village of Wetwang in the Yorkshire Wolds. Recently and for the very first time a Mayor has been appointed (he's humorous and tubby and double-jointed). Dick the Lord Mayor wears a snazzy tie all the time, and so it is said, even wears one with his pyjamas when he is in bed! These ties are tremendous and of whacky design - he wears a new one daily, they look dandy and fine. One day Dick says, "Let's do something to promote this place, to make it famous to the human race.." Let's get well-known in the wider community - we'll have a party to promote publicitty! - people will come to drink our special
Wetwang beer. For charity we could hold special raffles - Basil the baker could make some Wetwang waffles!". Carol, his attractive beadle, is not one to whine and wheedle. She has a really exciting idea - she's not thinking of raffles and waffles and beer. "I have a thought m'Lud!" she brightly says
By Roland W Jameson