
AYE TEE AND SATSUE AT WETWANG! |
IIt is a lovely summer's day as the story unfolds, in the village of Wetwang in the Yorkshire Wolds. Recently and for the very first time a Mayor has been appointed (he's humorous and
tubby and double-jointed). Dick the Lord Mayor wears a snazzy tie all the time,
and so it is said, even wears one with his pyjamas when he is in bed! These
ties are tremendous and of whacky design - he wears a new one daily, they look
dandy and fine. One day Dick says, "Let's do something to promote this place, to
make it famous to the human race.." Let's get well-known in the wider community
- we'll have a party to promote publicitty! - people will come to drink our special
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Wetwang beer. For charity we could hold special raffles - Basil the baker could make
some Wetwang waffles!". Carol, his attractive beadle, is not one to whine and
wheedle. She has a really exciting idea - she's not thinking of raffles and
waffles and beer. "I have a thought m'Lud!" she brightly says |
By Roland W Jameson |