in the sky! Exclaims Carol, "There you are, I told you so - it's a flying saucer, a U.F.O!" Landing here specially in old Wetwang with a flurry of wind and an odd sounding twang! People are scared, and start to run away, but Carol stays calm and begs them to stay. Dick tries to look calm as if he's seen it all before, but his wig shakes loose and falls to the floor! "What's to do ?" he questions with a shout. Carol says, "Shush! Something odd is coming out!" With his glasses all steamed up so he can't be sure, Dick exclaims, "looks like, - yes, it is a tortoise, coming through the space craft's door! - I trow I've never seen the like before! I'm fond of tortoises I must admit, though I've not seen
one like this, just look at it!" Intelligent Tortoise, known as I.T has arrived from outer space you see. Blasted from Mars with a fizzly roar, he's the first alien tortoise to land on our shore. He's arrived just










after the lightning struck, in a shower of sparks and a spray of muck! Thought Dick, "Well! Well! Well! I've never seen a tortoise 
AYE TEE AND SATSUE AT WETWANG continued...........