DJ Paul Kicks Major Hairy Monkey Balls
Tuesdays, 10am-12pm
Style: Cool Stuff
“Dude, dead hookers listen. What, you callin’ me a liar? Prove me wrong, limp-dick. Listen, I just got a new Benz and I swear I can fit you , your mother and your father, your two sisters and brother, and 1 and a half of your grandmothers in my trunk. Don’t push me. P.S. How do you think the Hooker got dead, anyway?”

DJ Paul Kicks Major Hairy Monkey Balls is:
There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
When she started to smell,
Dave said, “Oh, what the Hell,
Just think of the money I saved!”

DJ Paul's Favorite Artists: Counting Crows, Ben Folds (Five), The Seatbelts, Nirvana, Mary Lou Lord, Sean Na Na, William Shatner, The Eels, Calamine, Cake, Athenaeum, Catherine Wheel, Stereophonics, Beatles, Weird Al, CWA, Pearl Jam, Reel Big Fish, Sheila Cooper, Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, John Coltrane, Scott Joplin, Nick Drake, Elbow, G. Love, Etta James, Weezer, Stephen Lynch, Scott Laningham, Polaris, Michael Buble, Strongbad, the Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Brak and Zorak, Mando Diao, CKY, Butterfly, Bunny, SWV, Onyx, Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Silk, so many more that I can’t possibly think of...

DJ Paul's Favorite Records / Recommendations: Anything Counting Crows, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Cowboy Bebop, Nirvana, or Cake album; “Got No Shadow” - Mary Lou Lord, “My Majesty” - Sean Na Na, “Has Been” - William Shatner, “Electro-Shock Blues” - The Eels, “Wishville” & “Adam and Eve” - Catherine Wheel, “Radiance” - Athenaeum, “Turn Off the Radio” - Reel Big Fish, “Since You Were Mine” - Sheila Cooper, “Bird After Dark,” “Original Dial Masters vol 1,” & “Ken Burns Jazz” - Charlie Parker (but there are so many great cds), “A Love Supreme,” “Giant Steps,” & “Om” - John Coltrane, Any Ken Burns Jazz CD, “Kind of Blue” - Miles Davis, Any Monk especially “Monk Plays Duke Ellington,” Any Billie Holiday and Ella Fitzgerald Album, “Pinkerton” - Weezer, “Superhero” - Stephen Lynch, Any South Park CD, “The Cronic” - Dr. Dre, “Doggystyle” - Snoop Doggy Dogg, “The Marshall Mathers Lp” - Eminem (but only for the song “Kim”)...

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