(The
scene opens up outside of the Pontiac Silver dome in Detroit, Michigan.
"WFW PRESENTS RESURRECTION" is flashing on the side outside.
Spotlights are sweeping the sky outside. The birds eye view swings
around and shows the parking lot. The parking lot is jam-packed. The
view switches to inside. The camera is centered on the WFW tron. Clips
from this past week's Sunday Night Slaughterhouse are playing. It
shows Sinister's win, Drake's attack on Sinister and many other clips.
"Look Away" by Sepultura featuring Jonathan Davis begins
to blast over the PA system. The Resurrection logo begins to flash
on the WFW tron. The song ends and it slowly fades into a shot of
the WFW World Heavyweight Title. Views of the 4 wrestlers in the tourney
are shown. The crowd erupts as Pyros blast atop the entryway. They
blast over and over and they conclude with a set of fire works above
and around the ring. The ring is shown from above and the "Resurrection"
is written diagonally across the ring in red letters on black canvas.
The camera shot changes to "The Mouth" Jimmy Lang and "The
Professor" Joe Michaels sitting in suits at the announcing table.
Lang begins to talk.)
Lang: Welcome to the first EVER PPV.
Michaels: We are here in Detroit, Michigan, the hometown of WFW
at the sold out Pontiac Silver dome for Resurrection! This is looking
to be a great night for the WFW wrestlers, management and the fans.
Tonight we will have 5 titles fought for.
Lang: Yes, we have Midgie Mullet and Richard Ricardo going at it
for the Cruiser title. Also we have The Awesome Ones against Hot
Shots for the Tag Titles. Also, the US, Hardcore and World Title
will be fought for tonight.
Michaels: Yes, the main event, will be the two men that make it
through the 2nd round of the World title tourney. The possibilities
are either Sinister, Angel, The Hooded Mullet or "The Revolution"
Anson Drake. Wait a second. I have just gotten word that Sinister
has arrived.
(The scene switches to the garage underneath
the Silver Dome. The garage door slides up and a black Dodge Ram
with tinted windows pulls in. Sinister steps out of the cab of the
truck. He grabs a bag and slings it over his shoulder. The crowd
boos and the truck springs up to it's normal height. He walks up
to a door and walks through. Craig Wallabee meets him and is holding
a microphone. He begins to speak.)
Wallabee: Excuse me Sinist...
Sinister: What the hell do you think you are doing just jumping
from around a corner like that?
Wallabee: Oh sorry, sir. Well, there have been rumors going around
the locker room that Angel is going to kick your ass. Sinister:
Well, I am just going to dismiss that and kick Angel's ass even
harder. And Godman, that is all that it is. It is just a rumor.
I am going to go out there and make him eat his words. My music
is going to hit, I am going to go down there and see his dumb ass
standing in that ring all confident that he is going to beat me.
Well, I am going to climb over those ropes and the bell is going
to ring. And I will drop his ass with the Mass Obliteration. And
then I will go onto win the WFW World Heavyweight title. Get out
of my way punk.
(Sinister pushes by Craig Wallabee and Wallabee turns towards the
camera.)
Wallabee: Strong words from a strong man. Back to you "Mouth".
(The camera switches back to the announcing table.)
Lang: Thank you Craig. Well, we don't really have much more to say.
I hear we are going to go to our first match of the night. Richard
Ricardo and Midgie Mullet in a match for the Cruiserweight title.
Here we go into the match that will decide who is the first ever
Cruiserweight title.
("FUCK OFF" by Kid Rock begins to
blare from the arena speakers. The fans jump to their feet and start
to cheer as Richard Ricardo makes his way onto the ramp way. Camera
shots from fans in the crowd go off, Richard Ricardo shows off and
pyro fire comes up from the ramps right next to Richard Ricardo.
Richard Ricardo looks around the arena and walks down the ramp slapping
the crowds' hands. Richard Ricardo walks around the ring high fiving
the fans. Richard Ricardo then walks up the steel steps and into
the ring. Richard Ricardo jumps on the middle rope and shows off.
Cameras go off once again. Richard Ricardo walks to the center of
the ring as the music stops. Fireworks begin to shoot out in an
exciting display as the energy builds up and Midgie Mullet's music
"Stand Alone" by Iced Earth kicks in. Some nice, big,
thunderous Pyros go off and the entrance area is pretty much covered
in smoke. As the smoke clears you can see a small figure within.
Midgie Mullet begins making his way to the ring as fans have a bit
of a laugh, not realizing how viscous this man is. He enters the
ring and does some flips, etc. then stretches. The bell rings and
the two walk to the center of the ring. Richard reaches down to
grab Midgie but Midgie ducks out of the way and dropkicks Richard
in the knees. Richard drops to his knees and Midgie runs towards
the ropes. He springs off the ropes with the springboard mullet.
Richard catches Midgie and stands up. He slams him down with a sit
down power slam. He makes the cover 1.2.kick out.)
Lang: That was way too early to make a pin.
(Richard stands up and backs up. He bounces off the ropes and tries
for a leg drop. Midgie rolls out of the way and jumps up. He charges
at Richard and tries for a spear. But he is too short and nails
him with a head butt right in the balls. Richard falls to the mat
immediately as the crowd lets out a loud "oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".
Midgie stands up and laughs. He strokes his beautiful mullet and
swings his head back and forth. He hops onto Richard and begins
to beat him like hell. He is just going crazy. He stands up and
nails a senton right to the chest of Richard. Richard is gasping
for air as Midgie picks him up. He walks behind him and chops his
knee forcing him to his hands and knees. Midgie runs to the ropes
and delivers a bull dog. He sits on top of him and makes the pin
1.2.kick out. Richard throws him into the corner and he slams into
the turnbuckle. He drops to the ground and lays there. Richard picks
Midgie up and sets him on the turnbuckle. He hooks him and nails
a DDT from the first rope. He drops an elbow right to the chest.
He picks Midgie up and holds him above his head. He spins him around
and Midgie jumps off his arms. Midgie delivers a rana to Richard
and immediately stands up. He begins head banging as his mullet
is flying everywhere. He stops and looks around the crowd. He strokes
his mullet as yells at the crowd "YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE OF
THESE!" The crowd laughs then boos. Midgie gets a pissed off
look in his face. The crowd begins to chant "Cut the mullet,
cut the mullet." Midgie yells "FUCK NO!" The crowd
cheers as Richard comes from behind and nails him with a belly to
back suplex. He picks him up and spins him around. He nails him
with an elbow to the face. He knocks Midgie to the outside. Richard
stands up and tries to get the crowd behind him. The crowd gives
him a mixed reaction as he climbs to the outside. Richard begins
to stomp away on the fallen Midgie. He picks him up and points to
the stairs. The crowd cheers as Richard picks Midgie right up. He
throws him back first into the stairs as a sickening thud resonates
throughout the arena. Richard walks over and puts his foot on top
of Midgie. He tries to get the crowd behind him this time and it
works a lot better. The crowd cheers loudly this time. Richard smiles
as he picks Midgie up and throws him over the top rope into the
ring. Richard stands up and climbs the apron. He poses for the crowd
and climbs in. Midgie is up and runs at him. He nails him in the
knee and Richard falls backwards and hits the ropes. He falls to
this knees as Midgie backs up. He points to Richard. He strokes
his mullet and charges. He kicks a field goal right into the crotch
of Richard. Richard immediately drops to the ground holding his
groin. Midgie stands up as the ref begins to yell at him. He warns
him if he does a field goal kick one more time, he is going to give
the belt to the Richard. Midgie laughs and strokes his mullet. He
walks over to Richard and begins to stomp away on his back. He bounces
off the ropes and jumps into the air and drops an elbow. He rolls
Richard over and begins to slam his fist into the face of Richard.
He stands up and climbs the top rope. He jumps from the top rope
and nails a flying leg drop. He stands up and yells to the crowd.
All of a sudden, Richard gets up and rolls him up from behind. The
ref dives to the mat and makes the count 1.2.kick out. Richard has
a pissed off look on his face as he sits back in the corner. Midgie
sits up and he looks pissed off too. He stands up and charges at
Richard. He jumps but is met with a boot right to the midsection
by Richard. Midgie just crumbles and lays on the mat in a ball.
The crowd cheers in support of Richard. They begin to clap and cheer
as Richard pulls himself up. They erupt when he is fully standing.
He walks over to Midgie and picks him up. He throws him clear across
the ring. Midgie hits the mat hard and bounces up into the corner.
He stands there, using the ropes to hold himself up. Richard points
at him and the crowd cheers. He runs and slides in with a dropkick.
Midgie jumps up and Richard slides right under. He crotches himself
on the ring post. Midgie climbs up and jumps. He nails the Flying
Mullet right onto the chest of Richard. He drags him out and makes
the pin 1...2.. "Got the Life" by KoRn begins to play
over the loud speakers. Krista walks out and the crowd erupts. She
is wearing leather pants and a leather top. She has her hair tied
back. Prez Franklin walks out. He has a microphone and is wearing
full wrestling gear. He walks over to Krista and puts his arm around
waist. He begins to talk.)
Franklin: Well, I can see that you guys' like this a whole lot.
(The crowd cheers as Krista poses for the crowd and smiles.)
Franklin: Well, you are going to like this even more. Well, I decided
that you, Midgie, are not worthy of holding the Cruiserweight title.
I am going to put myself into this match and kick the shit out of
you. You deserve it after what you did to me last Sunday.
(Prez Franklin drops the microphone and runs down to the ring. Krista
follows him. He rolls in and clotheslines Midgie over. The two begin
to brawl with Prez Franklin bending over slightly to get to his
level. Franklin kicks Midgie over into the corner. He walks over
and begins to pound away on the tired Midgie. He even grabs him
and rips out part of his mullet! Franklin backs away and taunts
Midgie. Midgie gets pissed and runs at Franklin. Franklin grabs
Midgie and power slams him. Midgie stands up as Krista hands Franklin
a chair. Midgie doesn't see it and charges at Franklin. Franklin
crushes the chair over his head and Midgie drops immediately. He
lays the chair down and picks Midgie up. He grabs him and nails
the Franklin Driver onto the chair. The ref looks puzzled but makes
the pin 1...2...3.)
Lang: What the Hell?! Prez Franklin is now the Cruiserweight Champion
I believe. Please clarify this for me Professor!
Michaels: Yes, indeed he is! He really took advantage of the situation
and changed things around so he was involved with the match! And
then, he came out as the Cruiserweight Champion, which isn't too
much of a surprise considering that Midgie Mullet was already worn
out!
Lang: Yeah, and apart from that, Midgie Mullet is a joke anyway!
Michaels: Mm, I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you. Well
anyway, that was a pretty good match and the outcome was very weird,
which makes it more exciting really. I guess the Prez wants to make
sure that the people realize exactly who is boss!
Lang: Indeed. Well moving along, lets talk about the most important
thing tonight, the World Title match up. We have four men, Angel,
Sinister, The Hooded Mullet and Anson Drake who are all lusting
for gold and all seem to be ready to rip each other's throats out
to claim that Title. Sinister seems very cocky and confident. In
fact, I think he's a little too confident. My opinion is that he'll
be in for a surprise since he's under estimating his opponents '
so much.
Michaels: Yeah, but maybe he's just pretending to underestimate
them, so they'll think they can shock him. Maybe it's just an act.
Who knows.
Lang: Good point there Michaels. But it really doesn't seem like
an act. I truly believe it will work against him and cost him any
chance he had at the World Title.
Michaels: Well that's just your opinion! Lets talk about the next
match up, since it involves Sinister and Angel. We have two men
who are experienced wrestlers going at it. Both of these men are
very much capable of dishing out and taking punishment. The only
real difference I see is styles. Sinister is a massive powerhouse
who likes to keep the pace of the match slow, while dishing out
powerful, brutal moves. On the other hand Angel likes to use power,
but also mix in some technical wrestling to make sure he can put
up a fight when facing the bigger guys. My opinion is that this
match will be one hell of a battle and that neither of them will
lay off one bit.
Lang: Well of course they won't layoff! It's a chance to get a shot
at the freaking World Title!
Michaels: Yeah, exactly. I honestly don't know whom I thinks' going
to win, since it looks to be such an even match up. The fans are
going to love it!
Lang: Yeah, well Sinister is too confident in my opinion. He's majorly
underestimating his opponent. It'll cost him! You just wait and
see!
Michaels: Well all right then, lets get down to the ring!
(The lights go low and "The Game" by Motorhead begins
to play. Angel walks out and walks about half way down the ramp.
Angel puts his arms into the air and spits out a mouth full of water
as white pyros go off behind him. Angel gets into the ring and climbs
the turnbuckle. Angel puts his hands into the air once again and
poses for the crowd. Most of them boo, but a few cheers can be heard.
The lights begin to flicker, then completely black out. Dark smoke
begins filling the area as "The Invoking" by Suffocation
begins blasting from the PA. The lights come on a little and a large,
dark figure can be seen within the smoke. Sinister appears to have
his head down, with his arms in front of him. He slowly brings them
up by his sides and looks up diagonally and laughs rather psychotically
as flames and smoke shoot out around him, with the fans booing a
bit. Sinister starts making his way down to the ring looking intimidating
as always. He walks up the steps, then steps in over the top rope,
giving the fans a disrespectful look and walks to the middle of
the ring. He raises his arm quickly in a fist and flames shoot from
each ring post. Angel is up to his old tactics and nails Sinister
from behind straight away with an axehandle smash to the shoulder
area. Sinister stumbles a little, then turns around unaffected,
giving Angel a pissed off look. Sinister swings at Angel, but he
ducks and nails Sinister with a big upper cut. Sinister stumbles
back, then Angel quickly clotheslines him right over the top rope
to the outside. Angel gets up on the top turnbuckle and waits for
Sinister to get up, then nails him with a super axehandle smash
to the forehead. Angel is down for a while because of the high risk
move, but no real damage seems to of been done to him. Angel gets
to his feet and pulls Sinister to his feet, and slams his head into
the guardrails, then rolls him back into the ring. Angel gets back
in him self and pulls Sinister up to his feet. Angel rakes Sinister's
eyes, then grabs him in a rugby tackle position and drives him back
into one of the corners. He then repeatedly rams his shoulder into
Sinister's gut, then stands up straight again and stomps away at
Sinister's mid section. Sinister slumps down in the corner, then
Angel lays some vicious stomps into his chest. Angel then poses
for the fans, who mainly boo. Angel waves them off, then runs towards
Sinister who is still slumped down in the corner, and nails his
knee into his chest. Angel wastes a little more time with poses,
then brings Sinister up to his feet again. Angel whips Sinister
into the ropes, then takes him down with a running clothesline takedown.
Angel puts an arrogant, one-arm cover. 1.2.Sinister kicks out! Angel
doesn't look too surprised, then puts Sinister into an arm bar type
submission move. He pulls back harshly, as Sinister's face expresses
a lot of pain. Sinister manages to grab the ropes, and Angel is
forced to release the hold. Angel brings Sinister up to his feet,
then sets him up for a vertical suplex. Most of the fans stand up
to see if he can pull it off. Angel attempts the move, but the big
guy won't budge. Angel gives it another go, then Sinister grabs
him by the throat and simply shoves him off, which sends Angel down
doing a backwards roll. Angel gets straight up and charges at Sinister,
only to meet a boot straight to the face. Angel goes down hard,
and Sinister takes a breather to regain some energy. After about
10 seconds, Sinister pulls Angel up to his feet and grabs him by
the throat with both hands. He simply throws Angel back into the
corner, then charges and lays a big side-knee into his gut. Angel
crumbles down onto the mat, but Sinister brings him straight back
up to his feet. Sinister puts Angel in the corner once again, then
lays three powerful side-knees into his gut. Sinister then brings
Angel out of the corner and picks him up into a vertical suplex
position with ease. Sinister holds Angel up in the air for about
20 seconds, then drops him down harshly on his back. Sinister makes
an arrogant one-armed cover like Angel did earlier, and the ref
counts. 1.2. Angel kicks out! Sinister brings Angel up to his feet
yet again, then chucks him out of the ring, between the 2nd and
top rope. Sinister then goes outside himself and pulls Angel to
his feet. He grabs Angel by his throat, then says something to him
in a threatening voice, before throwing him backwards' into the
guardrail with great force, simply wasting Angel. Sinister taunts
some of the fans for a while, then brings Angel up to his feet.
Sinister rolls Angel back into the ring, then gets in himself. Sinister
stands up and mocks the fans, then pulls Angel up, but on the way
Angel nails a low blow with his inner forearm. Sinister falls sideways
in agony, but Angel is in no state to just get up and attack. Both
men stay down until the ref's count has reached 8. Angel then slowly
gets up to his feet and makes' a pin on Sinister. 1.2. A kick out!
Angel then gets to his feet and pulls Sinister up by his hair. Angel
kicks Sinister in the gut, then rakes him eyes. He follows it up
by whipping Sinister into the ropes, then dropping him with a drop
toehold. Angel then gets to his feet and drags Sinister up once
more. He nails Sinister in the face and forehead with a few hard
rights, which drive Sinister back into one of the corners. Angel
then gets up onto the second rope and pummels away with the 10 punch.
Angel jumps down, then whips Sinister into the opposite corner,
closely following, then nailing a powerful running back elbow smash
to the head, which sends Sinister down straight on his face. Angel
then tries to work the fans up, and gets a few cheers, but mainly
boo's. Angel then argues with the crowd in a way, throwing insults
at them, wasting time. After about 12 seconds Angel turns around
and makes a pin on Sinister. 1.2. Sinister makes a kick out at about
2 and a half! Angel brings Sinister up to his feet yet again, then
grabs him by the hair and walks him to the corner. He pounds Sinister's
face into the turnbuckle about 8 times, then talks some trash. He
then rams Sinister's head into the turn buckle as hard as he can,
which causes the big man to stumble backwards, looking out on his
feet. Angel climbs up to the top rope, then nails a top rope, flying
clothesline on Sinister. This gets a few reactions, and Angel makes
the cover. 1.2. Sinister barely kicks out before 3! Angel complains
to the ref, saying it should have been three, but the ref argue
back making it clear that it was a fair count. Angel then stomps
away at Sinister's mid section viciously, in frustration. Angel
then gets down on the mat and chokes Sinister, but the ref makes
him release the choke pretty quickly. Angel then pulls Sinister
up to his feet and places him in the corner. He shoves his hand
around Sinister's jaw, and yells various things at him like "You
ain't nothing but a big piece of shit!" and so on. Angel then
slaps Sinister out of disrespect, causing the fans to make a "oooohhhh"
sound. Angel then does a whip, except Sinister reverses it and sends
Angel into the ropes. Angel comes off the ropes with a cross body,
but Sinister catches him. Sinister then drops Angel with a back
breaker. Sinister stays down on one knee, trying to regain his breath.
After about 10 seconds he runs his left hand through his hair, then
slowly stands up. Angel is also getting up at about the same pace,
as Sinister wasn't able to put much force into the back breaker.
Once both men are up, Sinister swings at Angel, but Angel ducks.
However, Sinister then catches Angel with a big back elbow to the
side of the head, sending him down. Sinister takes another breather
for about 6 seconds, then pulls Angel up to his feet. Sinister knees
Angel in the gut, then picks him up above his head, showing his
immense power. Sinister then simply drops Angel down on his face,
then flicks his head back to get his hair out of his face. Sinister
looks furious, and brings Angel up to his feet, then grabs him by
his throat. Sinister lifts Angel into the air, then drops him down
harshly with a powerful chokeslam, which looked rather effortless.
Sinister then brings Angel back up to his feet straight a way and
drops him with another chokeslam! Sinister then reaches down and
grabs Angel by the throat. He pulls Angel up to his feet, then lays
a big side-knee into Angel's gut, causing him to lean over. Sinister
then sets Angel up for his finisher, Mass Obliteration. Sinister
pulls Angel up with ease, then drops him harshly with the move.
The fans realize it is over as the ref slides down. 1.2.3! Suddenly
the fans cheer loudly, as Anson drake starts running down to the
ring. Anson slides in, with a chair, then gets up and waits for
Sinister to turn towards him. Sinister does, and Anson levels the
big guy with amazing force, knocking him right out it seems. The
fans love this, and Anson holds the chair up causing them to cheer
louder and louder. Anson then gets down on the mat and talks trash
to Sinister, whose forehead is busted open and bleeding. Anson then
finishes off by spitting on Sinister and leaving.)
Lang: Holy crap!
Michaels: Holy crap is right! Anson is making sure that Sinister
is injured if he has to face him later, which think he will since
he's much more skilled than the mulleted idiot he's going to face!
Lang: Indeed! Sinister is busted wide open! We have some paramedics
coming down to the ring right now with a stretcher. Man-o-man, did
you see the force that chair connected with?! Unreal!
Michaels: Yeah, it was a devastating shot all right! Sinister could
be in a damn coma for all we know! What a lethal shot that was.
Lang: Well, that's what happens when the big bad World Title is
on the line; wrestlers go to any limits to obtain it!
Michaels: You're definitely correct there, Lang. But I thought Anson
wasn't one to fight unfairly! Oh well, I guess you can never tell
what will happen here in the WFW!
Lang: That's for sure! Man!
Michaels: So now it's definite that Sinister will be battling for
the World Title, if he's able to even get to the ring later on tonight
that is!
Lang: Oh I'm sure he will get there, it's the World Title on the
line! And the paramedics now have him on the stretcher and are taking
him out. Look at the bloody mess his forehead has become! What a
brutal chair shot!
Michaels: Yeah, it's one to remember for sure. And another one to
remember will be our hardcore flaming table match between Spaz and
Bryan Deas for the Hardcore Title later on tonight! Man-man, that
will be insane! I can't believe these athletes are willing to do
battle in that form. What bravery!
Lang: Bravery? No, I believe its called insanity! There is no way
you'd ever get me into a ring with a flaming table in there, no
way!
Michaels: There is no way we'd get you into a ring anyway.
Lang: Um, true, but you're no one to criticize that. I can't picture
you getting into the squared circle.
Michaels: Okay, true. But back to that match, man I just can't wait.
I'm both scared and excited! Lang: I know the feeling, but don't
forget that our next match should be very exciting as well. The
Awesome Ones' against The Hot Shots' for the World Tag Team Titles!
Lets head over for an interview with Spaz first though!
(The Camera goes backstage and is focused on Jason Godman and the
monstrous Spaz)
Jason Godman: Well fans of the WFW, here with me I have a man who
will be competing for the Hardcore Title tonight, Spaz! So Spaz,
what are your thoughts on this match tonight?
Spaz: My thoughts are that I will come out victorious. After all
the pain and suffering I have been through in my life, I plan to
be rewarded for it. I will not lose. No one is going to stop me
from winning that Hardcore Title, no one!
Jason Godman: Okay, but "Ballistic" Bryan Deas is no opponent
to take lightly, you realize that, right?
Spaz: I simply don't care. All I care about is breaking every goddamn
bone in his body if that's what it takes to win.
Jason Godman: So you'll go to any extreme to win?
Spaz: Damn right I will!
Jason Godman: Well I just have one last question for you in that
case. Are you at all nervous?
Spaz: No! After all I've been through, there is no way I'll get
nervous over this. I'm confident in myself and I know I can pull
through and win. Bryan Deas is nothing compared to me, and after
the match he'll just be a pile of bones, muddy flesh and blood!
Jason Godman: Well that's, lovely, lets' head back to you, Professor!
(The camera scene switches onto "The Mouth" and "The
Professor")
Michaels: Thank you, Godman! Well next up as you were saying Lang,
we have the World Tag Team Championship on the line! And man, it
should be one Hell of a match since it involves The Hot Shots and
The Awesome Ones! Both of these teams are hungry for Gold, and I
think both of them are as likely as each other to break every rule
possible behind the refs back!
Lang: Yeah, I agree with you! Little Bone, Crazy Bone, Slayer, and
Buff Buckley all in the same ring, wow! The Hot Shots will really
have to neutralize Slayer, because he is huge! About 7'2'' and over
400 pounds! He is a monster!
Michaels: Yeah that's for sure. My plan would definitely be to keep
Buff in the ring. I'm not saying he's not good, I'm just saying
he's not as threatening since he's not near as big as Slayer. And
if Slayer does get in that ring, my plan would be to keep him in
my corner. Easy tags, and double teaming behind the refs back!
Lang: Yeah! Give 'em a bulldog from the top each time you tag in
as well! That'll work!
Michaels: For sure! In fact, that's a really good plan. Maybe The
Hot Shots will use it!
Lang: Well, for their sake, lets' hope they do. Anyway, enough talk
lets head down to the action!
("My Way" by Limp Bizkit begins to play and pyro's start
to shoot out around the entrance area. The fans start to boo, then
Buff Buckley and Slayer appear, causing them to boo even louder.
Buff poses for the camera, then him and his tag team partner make
their way down to the ring, mocking some of the fans who are booing
them. Buff goes up the steps, as Slayer gets up onto the canvas
and steps in right over the top rope. The mock the fans some more
as their music fades out. "Thuggish Ruggish Bone" by Bone
Thugs 'n' Harmony begins to play and the fans cheer rather loudly.
The lights dim down a bit and pyro's shoot out as Crazy Bone and
Little Bone start walking to the ring, tagging fans hands on the
way. Once they reach the ring they get in kind of cautiously, making
sure The Awesome Ones don't jump them. Once they' re in the ring
the bell rings. Crazy Bone and Buff Buckley both decide to start
it out. Buff and Slayer talk in the corner for a while, as Crazy
Bone and Little Bone also talk. Obviously both teams realize how
important this match is and are discussing strategies. Buff and
Crazy then run at each other and tie up. Crazy turns buff around
and pushes him into his own corner, to make sure he avoids Slayer.
Crazy then lays some hard knees into Buff's gut, followed by an
elbow cross the back of the neck, which sends Buff down. Crazy pulls
Buff up to his feet, then whips him into the ropes and nails a drop
toehold. Crazy gets straight up and pulls Buff up to his feet, then
nails him with a few hard rights, sending him back into the corner.
Crazy then stomps Buff down in the corner, then works the fans up
for a while. Crazy then brings Buff to his feet and does a nice
vertical suplex, followed by a cover. 1.2. a kick out with ease
by Buff! Crazy gets up to his feet and brings Buff up with him.
He does a whip, but Buff comes back and nails him with a clothesline,
then rebounds of the ropes once more as Crazy gets straight up.
Buff nails another clothesline, then pulls Crazy up to his feet.
He kicks him in the gut, then does a snap suplex, followed by a
pin. 1.2. kick out! Buff pulls Crazy up to his feet once more and
taunts the fans a bit, then nails Crazy in the gut with an upper
cut. Buff then wastes time by posing. He then tags in the big man,
Slayer! Slayer starts walking over towards Crazy, then goes to hit
him, but Crazy is aware of it and quickly does a drop toehold. Crazy
waits for Slayer to get to his feet, then nails him with a clothesline,
but the big man is still standing! Crazy then nails another clothesline,
then another! Slayer is stumbling around a bit. Crazy then springs
off the ropes and nails a flying forearm, sending the monstrous
Slayer right over the top rope to the outside! The fans cheer loudly
as Crazy works them up. Crazy then takes in Little Bone. Little
Bone gets in and goes over to the ropes. He then waits for Slayer
to get up on the outside, then springs over the rope and nails a
high risk forearm smash, which sends Slayer back into the guardrail.
The fans cheer insanely loud for Little Bone, who gets back in the
ring and waits for Slayer to get up. Slayer does so when the ref's
count is at 8. Slayer then rolls into the ring. Bone quickly stomps
away at Slayer's head and back before he has a chance to get up.
Little Bone then climbs up to the top rope and waits for Slayer
to get up. After a while, Slayer is up and turns towards Little
Bone. Little Bone flies from the top rope and nails a cross body,
but Slayer catches him with ease. Slayer then drops forwards on
the little man with a slam, having an instant pin. 1.2. Crazy Bone
runs in and breaks the count! Crazy lays in a few stomps to Slayer's
head before the ref makes him get out again. Slayer slowly gets
up holding his head, as Little Bone is on the ground holding his
ribs in a bit of pain. Little Bone also starts to get up, but Slayer
just grabs him and lays in a hard side-knee to the gut. Slayer then
lifts Little Bone up above his head, but Little Bone slips out the
back and manages to trip Slayer over, causing him to land on his
face. Slayer quickly gets up holding his nose in pain, and Little
Bone tags Crazy Bone in. Crazy Bone climbs up to the top rope then
waits for Slayer to face him. Crazy nails a top rope clothesline
and makes a cover. 1.2. Slayer kicks out! Crazy then gets up to
his feet and stomps away at Slayer. He then gets down and starts
choking Slayer, until the ref makes him stop it. Crazy Bone pulls
Slayer up by his hair, then kicks him in the left knee 3 times.
He then puts Slayer in one of the corners and lays an onslaught
of hard rights and lefts into the big guy's mid section. Slayer
slides down in the corner, then Crazy stomps away at his chest.
Crazy works the fans up, then takes a cheap shot at Buff with a
right hand, sending Buff off the canvas. The fans cheer even louder
because of that. Crazy then takes Little Bone in. Little Bone comes
in and nails a Bronco Buster on Slayer, causing the fans to cheer
even more. Little Bone then works the fans up some more before nailing
another Bronco Buster on the big man, Slayer! Little Bone then grabs
Slayer by his hair and pulls him up to his feet. The big man is
wobbling a bit, looking out of it. Little Bone then goes up to the
top rope. He does a flying cross body from the top, but Slayer grabs
him by his throat, then chokeslams him. Slayer then falls back into
the corner to rest, as he is rather wasted, and accidentally nails
the ref with his arm in the process, knocking him out. Crazy Bone
and Buff then run into the ring simultaneously and begin to brawl.
DVD then starts running to the ring with a chair in hand, as the
fans boo loudly. DVD slides into the ring and nails Crazy Bone in
the back of the head with the chair, knocking him down and most
likely out. DVD then throws the chair down and picks Crazy Bone
up. He then drops him with "truly awesome" causing the
fans to boo very loudly. Slayer is now out of the corner and brings
Little Bone up to his feet. He picks him up by his throat with one
arm, then drops him with his finisher move, "Slayed".
Dan Van Dam then wakes the ref up and runs out. Slayer pins Little
Bone and the ref counts it. 1.2.3!)
Lang: Oh my! Our first WFW tag team champions have been crowned,
and it wasn't 't exactly a fair match! Dan Van Dam took advantage
of the ref being knocked out and attacked his team mates enemies
with a chair! Where was Sexy Bone throughout all of this?!
Michaels: Who knows! Oh wait, I hear we're going backstage!
(The Camera goes backstage and Sexy Bone is on the ground, slowly
getting up. Obviously he was laid out. Most likely by DVD!)
Michaels: Damn! Maybe he was laid out the entire time! Dan Van Dam
isn't stupid!
Lang: Not at all! He may be cocky, but not stupid! He knows what
he's doing!
Michaels: Yeah, and now his friends have the world tag team titles.
Amazing stuff. The kind of trick you'd expect from DVD.
Lang: Yeah. Anyway, next up we have a very important match indeed!
It'll decide who goes on to face Sinister in the last match of the
evening! That's right, Anson Drake and The Hooded Mullet go at it
next!
Michaels: And what a match that shall be! The skill, intelligence
and power of Anson Drake against the pure brawling mulletude of
The Hooded Mullet!
Lang: Well, um, it's obvious who the better wrestler is. The Hooded
Mullet isn't a wrestler, he's a brawler. He likes to beat his wife.
Michaels: He sure does! But Anson Drake isn't some housewife! Not
at all! He 's a man who can and in my opinion, will defeat that
damn mulleted. mullet!
Lang: Um, very welly put, Professor. Lets move over to Craig Wallabee
for an interview with. you guessed it. Anson Drake!
(The camera scene switches over to Anson Drake and Craig Wallabee.
Anson seems to be laughing about something. It doesn't seem that
he's focused at all.)
Craig Wallabee: All right, as you can see, here with me I have the
one and only Anson Drake! Now Anson, next on this great card you're
going up against the beholder of the glorious mullet, The Hooded
Mullet. I must ask, are you intimidated by this wife beating villain
at all?
Anson Drake: Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't listening! What did you want
Joseph Creampants or whatever it is?
Craig Wallabee: Craig Wallabee.
Anson Drake: That's what I said, Karl Hungus.
Craig Wallabee: Um, anyway. I just wanted to know. Does the Hooded
Mullet intimidate you?
Anson Drake: Who?
Craig Wallabee: He's your opponent tonight.
Anson Drake: Oh that idiot! The one with the mullet and the beer
can. Yeah, I know him. Well, you asked whether I thought he should
be shot or not? Yeah, he should be.
Craig Wallabee: Actually, what I asked was whether you're intimidated
by him or not. Anson Drake: Are you? Craig Wallabee: Uhm. I'm supposed
to be asking the questions!
Anson Drake: Really? Isn't that just stupid? Well, he does not intimidate
me at all. I think he's a complete imbecile! This match is going
to be quick, because he is nothing but a jobber and a joke, along
with a piece of shit... I don't know why he's even in the ring with
me.
Craig Wallabee: Okay, well that says it all. Finally we can get
to the next question. Would you ever consider growing a mullet?
Anson Drake: What the Hell kind of question is that, you retard?
Of course not!
Craig Wallabee: Okay. So now it's certain that either you or The
Hooded.
Anson Drake: It's certain that I will be going into the World Title
match.
Craig Wallabee: Um, yeah, well if you do go through to the final
match, you have to face Sinister. Earlier on you attacked him with
a steal chair. Why?
Anson Drake: Because I just wanted to show him that I could be "brutal"
as well. And I felt like it, so why not do it?
Craig Wallabee: Well, I just expected you to be more. fair.
Anson Drake: Shut up, Craig Wanker! This interview is over. Go get
a real job, Wanker!
Craig: But.
Anson Drake: . shut up, Wanker!
(The camera returns to the ringside area)
Lang: Well, Anson doesn't have much respect for Craig.
Michaels: Not at all. Pretty funny in its own way. Well, I'd just
like to bring up the fact that the US Title match later on is going
to be DVD and Drama! Now that should be one hell of a match! DVD
has already shown that he still has what it takes, and that he's
still his rotten old self!
Lang: Yeah. You got to give him credit though. He may like to cheat,
but he' s a damn good wrestler and doesn't really need to. It's
just a part of his nature. That's all!
Michaels: Yeah, he is a damn good wrestler, I agree. In all honesty,
my money is on him to take the US Title. Personally, I think he's
a better wrestler than Drama, and he always seems to have a trick
up his sleeve.
Lang: Yeah, true. But Drama has shown us that he has a lot of talent.
Maybe not enough to defeat DVD though. I guess we'll just have to
wait and see! Michaels: Indeed. Well I guess we better head over
to our next match, Anson Drake against the Hooded Mullet now! To
the ring!
(Instead of pyro's, some beer shoots out, as The Hooded Mullet walks
out to the top of the entrance ramp and stands there in a menacing
stance. He then walks down to the ring with his wife, looking staunch,
and hits a few fans that he thinks are mocking him. He gets into
the ring and beats his wife a bit, then throws her out of the ring
and stands in the ring looking tough, preparing to tear his opponent
apart with his superior fist fighting abilities. His music then
dies out. "Sober" by Tool begins to play. The fans cheer
and the lights begin to flash black and white. Some pyro's shoot
out, then "The Revolution" Anson Drake starts making his
way to the ring, with the fans cheering. He slaps some fans hands,
then climbs into the ring. As the bell rings, The Hooded Mullet
swings at Anson, but Anson ducks then picks The Hooded Mullet up
and does an atomic drop. The Hooded Mullet says "f*** me dead"
while holding his privates. Anson then drops The Hooded Mullet with
a front suplex. Anson gets straight up and pulls The Hooded Mullet
up by his mullet. Anson then rakes THM's eyes, and follows it up
by scoop slamming him in the center of the ring. Anson then springs
off the ropes and does a jumping elbow drop and makes a pin. 1.2.
The Hooded Mullet kicks out pretty easily. Anson brings THM up to
his feet and puts him in the corner, then stomps at his mid section
until he slides down. Anson then pulls THM up again and does a vertical
suplex into the middle of the ring. Anson makes a cover. 1.2. THM
kicks out. Anson pulls THM up by his mullet once again, then picks
him up over his shoulder and does a running powerslam. 1.2. THM
manages to kick out! Anson looks a little frustrated, then pulls
THM up yet again. He kicks THM in the gut, then goes up to the top
turn buckle. He then nails an elbow into the back of THM's neck
from way up there. The fans cheer loudly and Anson makes a cover,
looking pretty certain that this is it. 1.2. THM still kicks out!
Anson brings THM up and does an eye gauge, then kicks him in the
gut. He then nails his trademark "Suicidal Tendencies"
and the fans cheer loudly. Anson then brings THM up to his feet
once more and puts him in the corner. He talks some trash, mocking
his mullet in the process. Suddenly The Prez can be seen making
his way to the ring. The fans look a little confused. Anson knees
THM in the gut, then drops him with a DDT and turns his attention
to the Prez. The Prez has a microphone.)
Prez: Since I'm a little bored, let's make this match no holds barred!
(The fans cheer loudly and Anson instantly goes outside. He picks
up a chair and throws it into the ring, then gets a table from under
the ring and slides it in. Anson gets back in and sets the table
up in the center of the ring, then picks THM up. He then lifts THM
up and places him on the top turnbuckle. Anson climbs to the second
turn buckle him self, then does a superplex on THM through the table,
injuring himself in the process as well. The fans cheer very loudly
because of the move, but since both man are now down there isn't
much to excite them. Suddenly Sinister can be seen making his way
to the ring, and the fans boo. Sinister gets into the ring, then
brings Anson Drake up to his feet. He drops him with a chokeslam,
then goes outside. He gets another table from under the ring and
slides it in. Sinister gets back in, and sets the table up, then
pulls Anson up to his feet. He also pulls THM up to his feet. He
then chokeslams both men through the table at the same time, showing
amazing power. Sinister flips the fans off then leaves. In the back
you see Angel attack Sinister, and a brawl breaks out between the
two. Back in the ring, both Anson and THM are still not moving.
The camera scene switches back to the brawl between Sinister and
Angel. Angel picks up a garbage can and slams it into Sinister's
head, sending him down. Angel then smashes the trash can into the
big man a couple more times. Angel then pulls Sinister up to his
feet and lays some more punches into him. The scene returns to the
ring. Anson is starting to get up, incredibly slowly though. He
is still down, lying on his side, struggling to try and get up,
while THM is out it seems, probably dreaming about wife beating
and cocaine. After about 10 seconds Anson is up to one knee. He
takes a long breather, then pushes himself right up. He holds the
back of his head and looks a little woozy for a while, but gets
over it quick enough. THM now starts getting up as well. Anson picks
up the chair from earlier and waits for THM to up. Once THM is finally
up, Anson nails him straight in the face with the steal chair, knocking
him out completely. Anson then covers THM and the ref makes the
count. 1.2.3! The fans cheer loudly. Anson gets to his feet and
leaves, with the chair in hand.)
Lang: Wow! What a match! That was unexpected! The President decided
to make it no DQ, what a great call!
Michaels: Yeah! He really made the right choice! Sinister got his
revenge so to speak, and the match ended up better than it could
have any other way! I really enjoyed that superplex through the
table, didn't you?
Lang: Oh for sure! It was a great move on Anson's behalf! And you
know what? Anson dominated this entire match really. He proved that
he's the real deal and that he can control an entire match, even
against a raging lunatic like The Hooded Mullet!
Michaels: Yes, and the most exciting thing is that Sinister and
Anson will be facing off in the final round of the World Title Tourney!
And you were saying Sinister was too cocky? Ha!
Lang: You can't blame me!
Michaels: Okay, I guess. Anyway, back to that main event again,
it should be one hell of a match, because Sinister and Anson are
obviously pissed off at each other in a big way! I thought they
both respected each other? If respect involves sneak attacks with
chairs and chokeslams, I guess so, but I 'm pretty sure it means
something else completely.
Lang: Yeah, well maybe they do have respect for each other. They
just feel they need to attack the other during their matches because
they're scared of each other's abilities, because they respect each
other's abilities.
Michaels: Um, I guess, but that doesn't make an awful amount of
sense. I think they may have had respect, but now just hold anger
towards each other. Their match is going to be one for the ages,
both of them have agreed on that, and I believe it 100%. We haven't
seen anything yet!
Lang: Oh that's for sure! When those two meet, prepare for hell
on earth! Absolute chaos and carnage!
Michaels: Oh I agree! It'll be mayhem in its purest form, and the
next match on the card probably will be too, because we have Spaz
against "Ballistic" Bryan Deas for the Hardcore Title!
Lang: Wooo! I love hardcore matches! They bring out the survival
instincts in a person!
Michaels: That's for sure. But this isn't just a hardcore match.
It's a flaming table match! That's right, a flaming table match!
Lang: Oh yes, how could I forget! This match is going to be flat
out brutal!
Michaels: Yeah, and someone's probably going to end up on fire.
Damn, this match is extreme! I feel nervous for the wrestlers!
Lang: Same here, Professor. Someone's probably going to end up in
hospital after it. Maybe both of them will for crying out loud!
The fact that both of them wanted this is amazing. It just goes
to show you what these tremendous athletes will do for some Gold.
Michaels: Yup. Titles mean a lot to these wrestlers. But I don't
think the majority of them would wrestle a flaming table match.
That just proves how extreme Bryan Deas and Spaz both are. They're
insane!
Lang: Agreed! Well I think that's about enough talk, lets' get down
to the ring for some HARDCORE ACTION!
(The lights dim down and "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica
starts blasting over the PA system. Pyro's and some smoke begin
to shoot out as the fans start to boo. "Ballistic" Bryan
Deas then walks out to the entranceway area, and looks around the
booing crowd. He then makes his way to the ring, then runs and slides
in as he gets closer. He gets up and holds his arms up and the fans
boo. He then tells the fans to stuff off, while looking at the flaming
table in the center of the ring. His music fades out and "Full
Nelson" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. The lights are dim once
again as pyro 's shoot out and Spaz appears at the entranceway area.
The fans boo, but not quite as loud as they did for Deas. As Spaz
gets closer to the ring, Deas leaps over the top and nails him with
a clothesline as the bell rings. Both men get up slowly and Deas
lays some hard rights into Spaz, then slams his head into the guardrail.
Spaz wobbles on his feet, then Deeds picks up a chair and nails
Spaz over the head with it, sending him down. Deas pulls Spaz up
to his feet by his hair and lays another right in to his head, then
slams his face into the guardrail again. Deas then picks up the
ring steps and slams them into Spaz's back, sending him right down,
hard. Deas mocks the fans for a while then brings Spaz up to his
feet and rakes his eyes. Deas then pulls a table out from under
the ring and sets it up. Deas sets Spaz up for a suplex onto the
table, but Spaz won't budge. Spaz then knees Deas in the gut, then
front suplex's him through the table, but also hurts himself a bit
in the process. Both men are down. After about 10 seconds Spaz starts
slowly getting up to his feet. Once he is up he pulls Deas up by
his hair, then lays 3 solid knees into his gut, causing Deas to
lean over. Spaz then grabs a steel chair and slams it down across
Deas' shoulders and neck, sending him down. Spaz then slams the
chair into Deas again while he's down. Spaz taunts the crowd for
a while, then brings Deas up to his feet once more. Spaz does a
massive right hand punch, sending Deas right back down. Spaz then
pulls another table out from under the ring. He sets it up, then
brings Deas up to his feet. Spaz prepares to suplex Deas, but as
he does it Deas slips out in mid air and manages to twist Spaz around
and DDT him through the table, but obviously injures himself in
the process. After about 15 seconds, both men are still down and
not moving. Hagi suddenly starts running down to the ring as the
fans boo him. Hagi pulls Deas up to his feet. Deas is wobbling a
bit, so Hagi grabs a steal chair. Hagi then swings towards Deas'
face with the chair, but Deas ducks, then smashes the chair into
Hagi's face! Hagi stumbles back, still holding the chair by his
face, so Deas drop kicks the chair right into Hagi's face. Hagi
flies back and hits his back and head on the guardrail. Deas then
takes a breather, followed by pulling Spaz up to his feet. Deas
lays in 4 hard right hands, then suplexes the big man, showing great
skill and strength. Deas gets up to his feet, then pulls Spaz up
to his feet. Deas prepares for another suplex, but Spaz manages
to block it. Spaz then upper cuts Deas in the gut, followed by a
turning vertical suplex of his own onto the concrete. Both men are
down for a while. After about 8 seconds Spaz gets to his feet, then
brings Deas up. Spaz takes Deas about halfway down the isle, then
slams his head into the guardrail. Spaz then sets Deas up for a
chokeslam on the concrete by grabbing his throat. Spaz then lifts
Deas and drops him with the deadly move. Deas hits the concrete
with great impact. Spaz then taunts the fans for a while, as his
partner Hagi is now up and starts making his way towards where Deas
is. Hagi pulls Deas up to his feet once he gets there, then jabs
him in the gut. He then grabs Deas by the throat and simply throws
him back first into the guardrail. Suddenly, King Crusher starts
running towards the fight area with a chair and the fans' cheer.
King nails Hagi in the face, sending him down, then Spaz turns towards
King. King slams the chair over Spaz's head, sending him down. King
then pulls Hagi up to his feet and takes him to the backstage area
and brawls with him. The Hooded Mullet then joins the backstage
battle as things go insane! Back at the ringside area, Deas is slowly
starting to get up. He is on one knee and taking a breather, trying
to regain some of his strength. After about another 15 seconds,
Deas is finally up. Spaz is slowly start to get up as well. Deas
grabs Spaz by the hair and pulls him to his feet then lays in a
hard right hand. Deas then slams Spaz's head into the guardrail.
Deas then walks Spaz down to the ringside area again and looks for
a weapon. He finds a hookey stick under the ring, then nails Spaz
in the gut with it. Spaz leans over in pain, then Deas nails him
over the back with it, sending him right down. Deas then grabs a
broomstick from under the ring and snaps it in half. He keeps one
half of it and relentless hammers away at Spaz's back with it. After
about 15 relentless hits, Deas throws the weapon away. He then taunts
the fans a bit and they boo. Deas then pulls Spaz up to his feet
and rolls him into the ring. Deas gets in himself and pulls Spaz
to his feet. He then takes Spaz to the corner and lays in a few
punches to his gut. Spaz slides down in the corner, then Deas stomps
him in the chest a couple of times. Deas tries to work the fans
up with some hyped up yells and pointing at the table, but they
still mainly boo him. Deas flips the fans off, then pulls Spaz up
to his feet. Deas talks some trash to Spaz, then sets him up for
a suplex. Spaz holds down, blocking the move then punches Deas in
the gut. Spaz then takes a short breather before kicking Deas in
the gut twice. Spaz then grabs Deas by the throat and puts him in
the corner, then relentless beats him down with an onslaught of
right hands. Spaz then grabs Deas by the throat and pulls him up
to his feet. He then prepares for a chokeslam, but Deas kicks him
below the belt and Spaz falls down in pain. Suddenly Hagi can be
seen making his way out to the ring once more. Hagi slides in, then
surprises Deas with an amazingly hard clothesline, which totally
levels Deas! Hagi then pulls Deas up to his feet and Jackknife Powerbomb's
him! Hagi leaves, as the camera momentarily shows Hooded Mullet
and King Crusher still brawling, with Hagi joining in once more.
Back in the ring, Spaz is slowly getting up. Spaz gets to his feet,
then calls for his finisher. He pulls Deas up to his feet, then
walks over to near the flaming table. But instead of his finisher
he chokeslams Deas through the table, since his finisher would also
injure him. The bell rings as Spaz is awarded the match, then handed
the Hardcore Title! Some of the security team quickly run down to
the ring with extinguishers and put Deas out before he is seriously
injured. Spaz then leaves, looking satisfied with his hard-earned
Hardcore Title.)
Lang: Hot damn! We got ourselves a hardcore champion!
(The camera then switches back to the backstage brawl between Hagi,
Hooded Mullet and King Crusher. Spaz walks into the scene and quickly
nails Hooded Mullet over the head, then hits King Crusher in the
face with his title. Him and Hagi then walk off as the camera comes
back to the commentating team.)
Michaels: What a hardcore battle we just had! Absolute carnage!
We saw tables broke, chairs flying, broomsticks used and so on,
along with Bryan Deas being chokeslammed through a goddamn table!
I'm glad that the security team got down here so quick with those
fire extinguishers, or Deas would be severely burnt for sure!
Lang: Man-o-man, it's a rare occasion to see such an extreme match.
I'm just glad it's over. Now I can stop worrying about the safety
of both wrestlers! That flaming table idea is just too much!
Michaels: Yeah I have to agree there! And finally Spaz has gained
what he feels is rightfully his, the hardcore title. The man has
had a rough life, and it's about time it paid off. He knows how
to inflict pain, and he's street wise. The hardcore title suits
him perfectly!
Lang: Indeed it does. I'm happy for him, and sad for Deas! But moving
on, this event is just going to get better and better because we
have the US Title match up next! And of course, after that, the
World Title match! The two most prestigious titles will be decided
in the two next matches, how exciting! First of all, in the US Title
match, we have Dan Van Dam going up against Drama. Now we all know
that DVD is not afraid to cheat, he always has a trick up his sleeve!
But Drama has also proved that he has a lot of potential in the
WFW. Will it be enough to over come DVD's experience and cheating
tactics though? I honestly don't think so. My money is still on
DVD, even if he is cocky. Cocky wrestlers can still pull through.
Sinister is perfect proof of that! I'm sorry that I ever doubted
him!
Michaels: And speaking of Sinister, once more I must mention that
he is in the World Title finals against Anson Drake! What a battle
for the ages that shall be! Those two are at each other's throats!
They've both already attacked each other tonight! Anson hit Sinister
with a chair, and Sinister chokeslammed Anson through a table! When
these two collide, it's going to be amazing! I'm filled with excitement
just thinking about it!
Lang: Oh we all are! Because the World Title, the main event at
a Pay Per View. That's what it's all about. Those two are going
to go ballistic! The levels of hatred will be off the scales. These
men WILL be at each other's throats!
Michaels: Oh yeah! Now lets get back to the present. Next we'll
be viewing the US Title match between DVD and Drama as you all know,
but lets go for an interview with DVD first!
(Jason Godman is standing next to DVD)
Jason Godman: Now DVD, earlier tonight you helped your friends Slayer
and Buff Buckley win the tag titles, and next up you're going to
face Drama for the US Title. I guess asking whether you're confident
or not is stupid, but I'll ask it anyway.
DVD: Confident? Ha! That might not even be a word for what I am.
Who the Hell is Drama? What kind of name is Drama anyway? This guy
is a no one and I 'm the real f**king deal! I hope this punk is
ready to have his ass kicked, because that's what's going to happen.
I'll be surprised if he even hits me with ONE move!
Jason Godman: Okay, so you're obviously beyond confident . are you
sure that you're not underestimating Drama? Last time he wrestled
here on Slaughterhouse he showed us that he has skill.
DVD: Big deal! Like I said, I am the real deal and he is not. He
may have "skill" in your opinion, but in mine he doesn't.
And even if he did have "skill", compared to me he DOESN'T!
Jason Godman: All right then. Well tell me just how important the
US Title is to you? What does it mean to you?
DVD: The US title means proving that I still have it. I'm going
to win the US Title just to show wrestling fans that I still have
exactly what it takes and that I'm still the best there is. Once
I have the US Title, I dare anyone to challenge me for it. They'll
all fall like the homosexual retards they are! The US Title is as
good as MINE!
Jason Godman: Well that's about all I wanted to ask. Any last words?
DVD: Yeah. Drama, if you're watching this right now. Don't even
bother coming to the ring. Unless you like having your ass kicked
from ring post to ring post! You ain't in my league, so keep clear
of the ring if you wanna live, punk! Jason Godman: Cocky words from
a cocky man! Lets head back to you Lang!
(The camera returns to the announcers.)
Lang: Well that sums it up pretty nicely. DVD is the cockiest of
the cocky. Even Sinister seems like a modest person compared to
DVD.
Michaels: Yeah. And with that said, lets head to the ring! I still
have my money on DVD!
(The lights start flashing different colours as "Left Right"
by Drama begins to play. Drama makes his way down to the ring with
the fans cheering moderately. He gets in and does a salute as his
music fades out. "Notorious Thugs" by Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony
and Biggie begins to play. The lights turn off and a spotlight is
shown on the entrance curtain. DVD comes out and the lights go off.
1 minute later a spotlight is shown in the ring and DVD is kneeling
down with his singapore cane in the air. The bell rings and DVD
stands up, then places his cane outside of the ring. DVD and Drama
circle around the ring, then lock up. DVD overpowers Drama and pushes
him back into the corner, then quickly lays in some hard knees to
the gut. DVD then whips Drama into the ropes and levels him with
a clothesline, quickly followed by an elbow drop and an arrogant
cover. 1.2. Drama easily kicks out. DVD brings Drama up to his feet,
then goes for his finisher, but Drama pushes DVD off, then nails
him with a running clothesline as DVD turns around. DVD gets up
and Drama clotheslines him again. Drama pulls DVD up to his feet,
then kicks him in the gut a few times. He then does a scoop slam
in the center of the ring and heads to the top. Drama goes for an
elbow drop, but DVD puts his foot up and nails Drama in the face.
Drama goes down hard. DVD then gets up and drops an elbow down on
Drama. He brings Drama up to his feet, then suplex's him into the
middle of the ring. DVD mocks the fans for a while, then springs
off the ropes and does a big elbow drop. He makes a pin. 1.2. A
kick out! DVD brings Drama up to his feet, then whips him into the
ropes and does a spinning scoop slam with great force. DVD heads
up to the middle rope. He then does an elbow drop, but Drama is
able to move. DVD gets to his feet holding his elbow in pain, as
Drama slowly starts to get up as well. Once Drama is up DVD swings
at him, but Drama ducks and does an atomic drop, causing the fans
to cheer. Drama then springs off the ropes and nails a clothesline
takedown, and makes a pin. 1.2. Kick out! Drama gets to his feet
and pulls DVD up then scoop slams him. Drama then pulls DVD up to
his feet and DDT's him in the center of the ring. 1.2. DVD just
kicks out in time to the fans' disapproval. Drama then brings DVD
up to his feet once again and kicks him in the gut. Drama then bounces
himself off the ropes as DVD is leaning over and nails him with
an axehandle to the shoulders. DVD goes down, then Drama rolls him
over and makes a pin. 1.2. DVD barely kicks out. Drama then brings
DVD up to his feet once more and pulls DVD up by his hair. Drama
sets up what appears to be a snap suplex, but as he tries it, DVD
puts his weight down and blocks it. DVD then nails Drama in the
gut with a few knees. DVD follows it up with a snap suplex of his
own and makes the cover. 1.2. Drama just kicks out in time! DVD
gets to his feet kind of slowly, them brings Drama up to his feet
as well. DVD takes Drama to one of the corners, then lifts him up
onto the top turnbuckle. DVD then gets up on the second turnbuckle
and hits a hurricanrana from the top to the fans' amazement! DVD
gets to his feet and poses for the fans as he is very pleased with
himself. The fans boo him, so DVD makes fun of them. DVD then covers
Drama and the ref counts. 1.2. Drama just barely kicks out! DVD
probably would've had him if it weren't for him messing around with
poses! DVD gets to his feet and argues with the ref for a while,
then pulls Drama up to his feet. DVD lays a few hard punches in
to Drama's head, then drops him with a stalling piledriver. DVD
gets to his feet once again and mocks the fans some more, causing
a chorus of boo's to echo around the arena. DVD flips the fans off
and tells them they're all retards, then brings Drama up to his
feet once again. DVD whips Drama into the ropes, then goes for "Truly
Awesome", but Drama manages to push him off once more. DVD
then turns around and clotheslines Drama, going right down with
him and nailing his head into the canvas. DVD then applies a choke
hold, but the ref breaks it pretty quickly. DVD pulls Drama up to
his feet, then nails him with a hard right hand to the forehead.
Drama stumbles back into the corner, then DVD goes to the opposite
corner. DVD does a run up, then nails a jumping splash. DVD then
walks Drama to the middle of the ring casually and nails "Truly
Awesome" out of no where! DVD makes the pin. 1.2.3! The ref
is handed the US Title and he gives it to DVD. DVD takes it and
leaves straight away, laughing at all the fans.)
Michaels: I was right! DVD is our US Champ now! I knew Drama didn't
quite have what it takes to defeat such a veteran of the ring!
Lang: Well, Drama didn't put up much of a fight at all, but I'll
give him credit. DVD surely is cocky, but I guess he can back up
most of the things he says. That match was proof. He put on a marvelous
display of all around talent. He doesn't seem to limit himself to
certain things. Now that is a good wrestler!
Michaels: It sure is. DVD has had a successful career, with the
same attitude all along it seems. I guess he simply knows what to
do in that ring. He deserves that US Title no matter how conceited
he is!
Lang: Indeed. I give the man full credit! But giving him full credit
isn't very important right now, because next we have something even
bigger than our last match! That's right, next up is the World Championship
bout between Sinister and "The Revolution" Anson Drake!
Woohoo! I can't wait!
Michaels: Well you won't have to wait much longer, because it's
only minutes away! My God this is purely exciting! The Adrenaline
is pumping through my veins insanely!
Lang: Same here, Michaels! This match is going to be, simply put
a classic! Finally the moment we have all waited for is almost here!
This match is what it's all about; The World Championship!
Michaels: And lets just get into that a bit. This is the Title of
all titles. This is the title that all wrestlers dream about. Fans
watching at home dream about being a wrestler and winning this title
one-day! It is the ultimate glory within the wrestling world! There
is absolutely nothing more important than this when it comes to
wrestling, NOTHING! Expect a long, hard, brutal battle people, because
that's what we'll have. Both men are going to put 200% into this
I guarantee. Don't be surprised if they kick out of each other's
finishers somehow, because that's just how hard they'll fight to
earn the World Title!
Lang: I could have put it better myself, since I'm better than you,
but I won't bother. Hold on, I hear we're going backstage for a.
interview? Okay!
(The camera switches backstage and is on Craig Wallabee and The
President of the WFW.)
Craig: Here with me I have the President! Now Prez, I hear that
you called me here to announce something to the fans? What would
that be, sir?
Prez: Well, since the next match is the big one and all, I just
thought it would be a little more exciting if we had absolutely
no rules, with falls counting anywhere since it's our first World
Title match. What do you think? I mean, Anson and Sinister want
to rip each other apart. Why not allow them to?!
Craig: I'll put up no argument there! It's a great idea!
Prez: All right then. It's done. Not that I needed your approval
though or anything,
Craig. I believe that I'm giving the fans exactly what they want!
Anson and Sinister in a no DQ match to decide who the first World
Champion shall be. Yep, I'm pretty sure that's what they want!
Craig: Well I definitely agree! Any thing else you'd like to say?
Prez: I'd just like to wish good luck to both Sinister and Anson.
May they battle hard and. unfairly!
Craig: All right then! Back to the ring!
(The camera scene returns to the ring)
Lang: Holy crap! Now you've done it Prez! They both might die before
one of them can even win! Michaels: Oh ho ho, this is going to be
completely insane! We knew this match would bring absolute chaos,
but now with no DQ. Holy crap. I just don' t know what to say! Amazing!
Lang: Yeah, well that's good because we don't care about what you
have to say! I think it's about time that we let the wrestlers come
forth and reek havoc upon this arena! To the ring!
(The lights begin to flicker, then completely black out. Dark smoke
begins filling the area as "The Invoking" by Suffocation
begins blasting from the PA. The lights come on a little and a large,
dark figure can be seen within the smoke. Sinister appears to have
his head down, with his arms in front of him. He slowly brings them
up by his sides and looks up diagonally and laughs rather psychotically
as flames and smoke shoot out around him. Sinister starts making
his way down to the ring looking intimidating as always. He walks
up the steps, then steps in over the top rope and walks to the middle
of the ring. He raises his arm quickly in a fist and flames shoot
from each ring post. His music fades out and "Sober" by
Tool begins to play. The fans cheer loudly as pyro's start going
off and the lights dim slightly. Anson Drake appears at the entranceway
and Sinister instantly gets out of the ring. Sinister starts walking
towards Anson looking pissed off. Anson also starts walking towards
Sinister looking very serious and pissed off. Sinister then lunges
at Anson with a massive right hand, but Anson ducks and grabs Sinister
in a rugby tackle and rams him back into the guardrail, then starts
pummeling him down to the ground. Anson then gets down on the concrete
next to Sinister and pummels away at his head. Anson yells a few
insults at Sinister then pulls him up to his feet and slams his
head into the guardrail. Sinister stumbles backwards holding his
head, then Anson grabs him by the hair and walks him over to the
part left of the entranceway. Anson then whips Sinister into the
guardrail and leaves him there while he sets up a table, which was
lying around. Anson then goes and grabs Sinister and brings him
over to the table. Anson sets Sinister up for a suplex and raises
his left arm to get the fans support. The crowd cheer loudly, then
Anson goes for the move, but he can't get the big man up. Anson
tries it again, but still fails. Sinister then puts a big side-knee
into Anson's gut and follows it up with a powerful forearm down
across his neck, sending Anson down. Sinister pulls Anson up to
his feet then whips him into the guardrail with great force. Anson
smashes his back into the guardrail, then walks forward holding
it in pain. Sinister then drops him with a clothesline. Sinister
taunts some of the fans, then brings Anson up to his feet. Sinister
then takes Anson back over to the table and sets him up for his
finisher. Sinister lifts Anson, but Anson slips out the back, then
ducks as Sinister swings an elbow at him. Sinister then turns around
and Anson nails him with a powerful upper cut, then nails him with
a few more hard right hands. Anson then picks a chair up off the
ground and nails Sinister straight in the face with it. Sinister
falls backwards and the table breaks under his weight, with the
fans cheering. Anson holds the chair up in the air and the fans
cheer. Anson then slams the chair down on Sinister's mid section
a couple of times. Anson throws the chair away and pulls Sinister
up to his feet by his hair. Anson rakes the big mans eyes, then
nails him with three hard right hands. Sinister stumbles back, then
Anson charges and takes him down with a clothesline take down. Anson
gets up to his feet and works the fans up some more, then brings
Sinister to his feet once more. Anson kicks Sinister in the gut,
then takes him over to the entrance ramp. He walks Sinister up the
entrance ramp, then sets him up for a piledriver near the entrance.
The fans cheer, then Anson does the move, causing the fans to cheer
even louder. Sinister is now bleeding a little from his forehead,
but the cut isn't too big or deep. Anson then brings Sinister up
to his feet and takes him backstage. Anson punches Sinister, then
slams his face into a concrete wall, causing Sinister to fall down.
Anson pulls Sinister up to his feet, then walks him through to the
garage area. Anson slams Sinister's head into a car then gets up
on the car. Anson then nails an axehandle smash into Sinister's
head, sending him down hard. Anson then gets down on the ground
and starts talking trash to Sinister. Anson then gets up and pulls
Sinister up by his hair. Anson starts walking Sinister back towards
the entrance area. As they enter a hallway, Angel walks out of his
locker room. Angel stairs at the two, which distracts Anson. Anson
and Angel exchange some word 's, then start walking towards each
other. They begin to brawl, as Sinister is taking a breather. Angel
gets the advantage, since Anson is kind of tired. Angel pummels
Anson down to the ground, then Sinister starts walking over towards
Angel. Sinister grabs Angel by the throat, then chokeslams him hard
on the ground. Sinister pulls Anson up to his feet and grabs him
by the throat, then shoves him back into one of the walls. He then
does a big side-knee. Sinister grabs Anson by the hair and walks
him right back out to the entrance area. Sinister then does another
big side-knee into Anson's gut, then gorilla press slams him onto
the entrance ramp, and Anson rolls down it sideways holding his
ribs which he landed on. Sinister then goes backstage once again.
After a while he returns with a table under each arm. He dumps them
on the ground, then goes backstage again. He pushes a trolley full
of weapons out to the entrance area and smiles evily. Sinister then
goes and grabs Anson and brings him back up to the top of the entrance
area. Sinister steps back, then does a very powerful, lunging side-knee
into Anson 's gut, sending him down. Sinister then sets one of the
tables up. Sinister pulls Anson up to his feet, then takes him over
to the table. He sets him up for his move and the fans stand booing.
Sinister lifts Anson, but Anson slips' out, turns around in midair
and nails a bulldog on Sinister through the table. The fans cheer
insanely loudly, but Anson is also injured from the impact of the
move. There is no movement from either for about 20 seconds, but
Anson starts to get up. Once he is on one knee he takes a short
breather, then gets straight up. Anson then makes a cover. 1.2.
Sinister just kicks out in time! Anson then gets to his feet and
pulls Sinister up by his hair. Anson punches Sinister, then grabs
him by the hair with both hands and throws him off the stage, down
to the concrete area below. Sinister hits pretty hard, then Anson
follows it up with an elbow drop off the entrance area to the part
below. The fans cheer loudly and Anson makes a cover. However the
ref take a while to get down there, as he runs down the entrance
ramp, then walks over to where Anson has the pin about 20 foot away.
1.2. Sinister barely kicks out! Anson is pissed off at the riff
, so he kicks him in the gut, then drops him with "Suicidal
Tendencies". Anson then brings Sinister up to his feet and
takes him up to the top of the entrance ramp. He then sets the remaining
table, which Sinister brought out earlier. Anson then grabs Sinister
and gathers all his strength up, then amazingly does a vertical
suplex on the big man through the table. The fans cheer insanely
loud, but Anson is also wasted by the move since he didn't get Sinister
right over because of his size. Another ref now runs out and sees
both men down on the shattered table. He then waits and watches
to see if anyone will make a pin. After about 15 seconds, Anson
starts to move, then makes a pin after about another 5 seconds.
1.2. Sinister only just kicks out! Suddenly, Angel walks out with
a chair in hand. He waits for Anson to get to his feet, then clobbers
him in the back of the head with the chair. Angel spits on Anson,
then drops the chair and pulls Sinister to his feet. Angel then
drops Sinister with the Stunner. Angel spits on Sinister as well,
then leaves again with the fans booing him. The camera then goes
backstage, watching Angel walk for a while. He yells a few things
at the camera, then the view returns to where Sinister and Anson
are both down and hardly moving. 20 seconds passes and Anson starts
very slowly getting up, holding the back of his head. The fans begin
to chant "Anson. Anson.." Very loudly! After about another
10 seconds Anson is right up, and stumbles around a bit still holding
the back of his head. Anson then goes over to the dumpster fall
of weapons (which Sinister wheeled out earlier) and starts searching
through it. After about 15 seconds of rummaging he pulls something
out and holds it up to the fans. It is a fire extinguisher! The
fans cheer loudly. Sinister is now starting to get up, but very
slowly. It takes around 20 seconds before the big guy is up. Sinister
turns towards Anson, and Anson steps forwards and swings with the
fire extinguisher, right into Sinister's gut. Sinister leans over
in pain and stumbles back a bit. Sinister is standing at the edge
of the stage. Anson walks over to him and seems to be setting him
up for his finisher, or a piledriver. Anson signals to the fans,
and as he does, Sinister back drops him right down to the concrete
below, with Anson landing on his back very hard. Sinister then drops
down to one knee, taking a breather, hoping to regain some energy.
After about 10 seconds, Sinister gets up and walks down the entrance
ramp. He then walks over to where Anson is and lifts him up. He
then takes him to the ring and rolls him in. Sinister gets in while
an evil grin on his face. Sinister yell's "I'm going to pin
this piece of crap right in the center of the ring" towards
the camera. Sinister taunts the fans for a while, then brings Anson
up to his feet. Sinister sets Anson up for "Mass Obliteration"
then pulls the finger at the camera. Sinister lifts Anson with ease
and holds him up for a while. He then turns, and as he does Anson
slips out, doing a reverse bulldog, causing the fans to cheer extremely
loudly, as they were scared that it was all over. There is no movement
from either of these courageous warriors until about 30 seconds,
as Anson rolls over and makes a pin with one arm. 1.2. (The fans
are on their feet) Sinister just kicks out in time! Anson then slowly
gets to his feet. Once Anson is on his feet, Sinister has managed
to get up onto one knee. Anson grabs Sinister by his hair and takes
him to the corner, then pounds his head into the turnbuckle 10 times
as the fans count it with him. Anson then lets go of Sinister and
he falls down lifelessly. Anson works the fans up into a massive
series of cheers, then pulls Sinister up to his feet. Anson does
a hard right hand and Sinister stumbles back into the corner. Anson
then works the fans up some more, before nailing a corner clothesline.
Sinister stumbles forwards, then Anson grabs him and whips him into
the ropes. Anson applies a sleeper, but as soon as he does Sinister
uses his last energy to ram Anson into one of the corners. Anson
releases the hold and Sinister turns around and lays in 3 massive
side-knee's to his gut. Sinister then brings Anson to the center
of the ring with a sudden rush of energy from no where and sets
him up for his move. He brings him into the air (With the fans looking
worried) but Anson somehow counters it yet again with a super-fame-asser.
Both men are absolutely lifeless from this extremely draining battle,
and it seems that neither of them will be up for a very long time.
The fans begin to chant "Anson" and after about 20 seconds
Anson Drake suddenly comes back to life. He gets to his feet quite
slowly, then works the fans up into a massive cheer. Anson pulls
Sinister up to his feet, then kicks him in the gut. Anson then bounces
off the ropes and nails a swinging neck breaker. The fans cheer
and Anson gets up and works the crowd some more. He then pulls Sinister
up by his hair and chucks him outside of the ring between the ropes
then goes out after him. Sinister is down of course. Anson pulls
a table out from under the ring and sets it up. He then pulls Sinister
to his feet and grabs a chair which is lying around from earlier
use. He nails Sinister straight in the forehead with the chair,
sending him down very hard. He then pulls Sinister back up to his
feet and places him on the table. Anson then starts heading up to
the top, as Angel makes yet another run in. The fans start to boo.
Anson jumps off the top turn buckle, into the ring and starts to
brawl with Angel. Angel ends up with the advantage and drops Anson
with the "Angel Death Driver". The fans boo very loud.
Angel then pulls Anson up to his feet and grabs him by the hair
and one of his arms. He then runs and tosses Anson over the top
rope, onto Sinister and the table. Angel laughs then leaves brushing
his hands together. The fans chuck food and drinks at Angel. A replay
of Angel chucking Anson over the top rope is played, since both
Sinister and Anson aren't moving right now. Once the clip has finished,
Sinister is starting to get up, weirdly enough. He shoves Anson
off, then slowly gets to his feet. Sinister has a few cuts in his
left arm because of the table, but he doesn't seem to care. Sinister
pulls Anson up by his hair then rolls him into the ring and gets
in himself. Sinister brings Anson up to his feet, and sets him up
for his move yet again! Sinister lifts Anson, but Anson quickly
pummels away at Sinister's head and falls down on him (like Rey
Jr. vs. Nash) and has a cover. 1.2.3! The fans let out a roaring
series of cheers.)
Lang: Holy crap, Anson somehow pinned Sinister and won the match,
along with the World Title!
Michaels: But look! Sinister's getting up!
(Sinister gets up to his feet, then lifts up. Sinister relentless
beats Anson, then finally nails his finisher on him, but it's too
late)
Michaels: Oh my! Mass Obliteration, but it's too late! I guess Anson
just couldn't be bothered with fending it off yet again! The match
is over and that's all that matters! I'm "The Professor"
Joe Michaels saying good night for my self and Jimmy Lang, along
with everyone at WFW! Good night!
(Sinister grabs Anson's World Title and leaves the arena with it,
claiming that it should be his as the camera fades.)