Shaynana Chiquita Shanekia "Pookie" Jones

Address: 2036 South Side Skreet, Compton, CA  11122

Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th

Objective:

To one day forefill my dream of bein'a Soul Train danca and you know just gittin' my life togetha and stuff.  I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist (you know what I mean Beauty Speciacalist) there is in my hood.

Skills:

I do hurh (hair) and nails in my kitchen and I be using my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts andstuff.  I be doing braids in any texture or color: synfetic or real human hurh. Black, blonde, brown, dark brown, dark black, gold blonde, dark gold blonde,red, maroon,blue and rainbo colors.

Education:

THE "GET YOURS" HOME CORREPONDENCE COURSE,INC.  BIG MAMA'S HOUSE OF HAIR N' NAILS N' FRIED CHICKEN N' GREENS  (gradmuated with honors for the most extenzions done in a year's time).

      Professional Experience:

Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait N'Tackle Shop

	January 10, 1998 - January 30, 1998

Reason for leaving: Big Daddy kept hitting on me.

My Baby's Daddy Day Care Center Car Wash & Shoe Repair

	November 2,1998 -November 10, 1998

Reason for Leaving: They tri to work a sistuh to death and I got thangs ta do!

The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium

	March 1, 1998 - November1, 1998

I loveded this job cause they gaveded me a free tooth every month and now I can spell my baby daddy name but they done up and fired me cause I let one of my homeboys sniff that laughing gas.  He just smelt it; he don't do drugs no mo.

Kim Fung Toi's Restuarat & Pet Shop (you don't even wanna no wannaknow).

Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube

	November 6, 1998 - November 7, 1998

Reason for Leaving:  (Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on an overflow over activator).

The Ike Turner Hoe Slap Recovery Center

	January 5, 1999- January 12, 1999

Accommodations; yes, I worked there and was a patient too)

Reason for Leaving: Center closed down cause Tina Turner done refused Ike's request to give us a benefit concert and donate the money to Ike.  Ike say Tina done got beside hurself since she a big star. He say he remember when she wuz Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush,Tennessee.

References:

Pookie Terrence johnson (my 1st babies daddy)

Tray Oscar Pickens (my 2nd babies daddy)

Tommy "Slick Tooth" Griffin (my 9th babies daddy)

Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet)

Hezakiah Clevestus "the playa" Jones (my mama's sister's brother-in-law,uncle half-brother)

The Right Reverend Aliza Benjamin Ineedadrank O'Grady (Pastor of The Greater Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Later Day Seventh Advent Saints Episcapaleen Saidified Non-Denominational Baptist Church, Inc. (a not-for-profit agency).

Note:

All time periods unaccounted for above when I wasn't working are "none of your business" but I was not on no welfare cause I done always worked at something nother."

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