Jack, Jack, Will says you're on crack
And you reply, "At least I'm not FAT!"
Jack, Jack, if I cold turn back time!
You'd be mine!
Cher, Cher, you and that hair
You and jack are a great pair!
Of coures they are men
What are you, messed?!
Jack wouldn't date a woman unless she was cross-dressed!
Jack, Jack, I loved the garlic jazz!
You want every man and everything they have
Will and Grace were so last week
You and Karen are for keeps!
Jack, Jack, it's just Jack
Jack, Jack, just Jack