Plot: Jack and Karen try to help Will with his love life.
Disclaimer: "Will & Grace", the show, and the characters belong to NBC and the cast and crew.
Scene One - Grace's Office
(Karen is sitting at her desk painting her nails)
(Grace is actually working)
(Will and Jack enter)
"Hey Grace! I just met the cutest guy at Bergdorf's! He gave me his card!"Will said practically giddy.
"Wasn't that a week ago?" Grace asked.
"Yeah but I'm just..." answered Will.
"Afraid to call him?" Grace asked slightly mockingly.
"Could not be more terrified!" Will cried.
"Hey Kare! Ready to go to lunch?"Jack asked.
"Finally something to do!" Karen cried.
"You know you could have worked for once," Grace said.
"Yeah sure honey. I'll be back at two.......ish!"
(Jack and Karen bound out the door)
"So you wanna hear about Greg?"
"Again? Sure," Grace said, obviously bored.
"Well, he works at Bergdorf's part time," Will said.
"And what does he do with the other part?"
"PARTAYS!" Will cried.
"Really?" asked an intreiged Grace.
"No! He's a Gap dancer!!"
(Cut to some fancy restaurant)
"We've got to help Will put the sex back into homoSEXual!" (not my line) Jack cried.
"I think his virginity has actually grown back," Karen commented while guzzling her martini.
"Do you think he remembers some of my tips?" asked Jack.
"Honey, your pathetic tips got him here!" Karen replied sarcastically.
"Well then why don't you give him some of your tips, Miss Brilliant!" Jack said, obviously hurt.
"Okay, here is the plan..." Karen trails off.
(Will and Grace's apartment)
(Will enters)
"Hey guess where I came from?" cried an underly excited Will. As he reached for a much needed water.
"Judging by the look of you I'd say the sewer," Grace teased.
"No, Greg had a practice today and I did a little dancing."
"What happened?" Grace asked now concerned.
As she rubbed his back he replied, "Well, everything was going great. I had some good moves," said a melancholy Will.
"And?" Grace gently pried.
"Well, there were a lot of hot guys there and Greg kissed me. And later he said to me good dancing, bad kissing."
Just then Jack and Karen strode in and caught the last statement. "Yeah, could you imagine, me a bad kisser?" Will pathetically asked.
"Will do you need some more tips?" Jack asked.
"For the last time Jack, I will not use a lisp and strip on a bar table!" Will shouted.
"I hate to bail on you in this time of need, but I'm going to bed," said an exhausted Grace as she hugged Will and left the room.
"We might have some advice for you, Wilma!" said a quirky Karen.
"I'm listening," said Will.
"From what I hear, this Greg is either too good for you or he isn't attractive enough. But since he is a Gap dancer, then it's gotta be the first one," Jack said smoothly."So you need to suck it up and kiss him good....not like the wimp ass homo that you are!" Karen stifled a laugh.
"So, if he is too good for you then you need to get better. Now practice makes perfect! How do you think I got where I am?" asked Karen.
"So as we were saying...Karen kiss me!" said an open armed Jack.
"Hey, hey, you horny monkey! That wasn't the plan!" Karen said.
"This is how I see it...Karen you kiss me and tell me how GOOD I am. And then I'll kiss Will and tell him how BAD he is." Jack said.
"No way am I kissing you!" Will shouted.
"Hey! Suck it up and take it like the girly girl you are!" Jack shouted back. "Now Karen kiss me!" said an overly excited Jack with arms wide open.
Jack and Karen kissed, maybe a little too long. Or maybe they just held each other too long. Will couldn't decide. He sat on the couch gaping at the site before him.
"Your pretty good, honey!" said an enthusiastic Karen.
"Pretty good? You mean EXCELLENT!" Jack said.
"Sure, Jackie, excellent," Karen said.
"Now, Will, kiss me!" Jack ordered.
But Will just sat there. And with his mouth hanging open just blinked.
"Why isn't he saying anything?" Jack asked.
"He's hypnotized by his own tie!" (not my line lol) Karen replied.
Then Will just said "Eh?"
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