Plot: When Karen is to look after her stepkids, Jack and her try to dump them on Will and Grace, and then go on a trip.
Disclaimer: I do not own WILL AND GRACE, But I wish I did that would be cool.

Part 1
by Jackie

(Open in Grace's office Karen is sitting flipping through a magazine)

Karen all of a sudden leaps up and throws the magazine across the room and yells in disgust.

KAREN: Oh, Jesus, Sarah Michelle Gellar, plaid in style? The Dutch should just go back to Switzerland!

(Jack enters obviously excited about something)

JACK: IT IS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

KAREN: Oh, hi Poodle. What's with the gay parade?

JACK: I just meet Mister Right! Or at least Mr.. Right-Now.

KAREN: Oh hunny, who is it?

JACK: I meet him at my tae-bo class, and let me tell you! Oucha-magowcha!

KAREN: That is wonderful, really (sounding like she does not care) WE have bigger problems than a gay hippity-hop.

JACK: Oh really Karen what is it?

KAREN: Stan wants me to take the kids somewhere tomorrow will he goes to an important business something or other, in the hopes of taking some money away from the third world countries so I can by that Gucci original that I want without take money away from the "Get Stan Hair" fund.

JACK: Oh that is horrible!

KAREN: I know, fake hair, can you imagine? But what I am I gonna do with the kids?

JACK: I've got it!

KAREN: Okay, what?

JACK: We can dump them with Will and Grace!

KAREN: HAHAHAHA! Yeah, yeah, let's do it!

Next scene: Will and Grace's apartment

(Grace is sitting at the table reading the paper. Will enters.)

WILL: (holds up two ties) OK which one of these ties says "I am a load of fun"?

GRACE: Well it is debatable, but I am gonna have to go with the smiley faces over the Bugs Bunny one. Hot date?

WILL: No lukewarm. One of my clients set me up.

GRACE: Oh, who is he?

WILL: My client. So are you staying in tonight?

GRACE: Well I had a big night planned. I just bought a new pint of Ben and Jerry's.

WILL: Your two fave men. Well see you later sometime. (Will exits)

(Grace starts to relax on the couch when Karen and Jack barge in.)

JACK: Why hello everyone! Yes, Jack is here!

KAREN: Oh hi Grace, there is someone I would like you to met. Mason! Olivia! Come in here!

GRACE: Oh, wow, Karen, I have never met you stepkids.

JACK: Would you like to get to know them a little better?

GRACE: Well sure, I mean the could not possibly be as horrible as Karen says they are.

KAREN: Great! It's settled. See you later!

(Jack and Karen run as fast as they possibly can out the door and keep running intil they get to the street outside the building. Karen and Jack are laughing loudly.)

KAREN: OH, honey that was great!

JACK: Now where can we go?

KAREN: Hawaii! Stan will never even notice we are gone, despite the absents of something in bed.

JACK: Okay, Let's do it.

KAREN: 'k.

(Cut to Grace in her apartment)

GRACE: Oh jeez, now what do I do Karen is long gone by now and I am stuck with her stupid husband's kids. Umm... What would you guys want to eat?

MASON: HAM!

(shot of plane taking off)

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