"Say It Isn't So, Jackie"
By Melissa

Plot: After Jack kisses Karen to prove a point he thinks he enjoyed it. . . or did he?
Disclaimer: I do not in anyway,shape,or form own the characters of "Will and Grace" they belong only to NBC

In Grace's office Karen is talking to some model looking guy
John:So you see I need someone to be my main character in my play.
Karen:And you are telling me this why?
John:Because Stan said you would help.
Karen:Yeah well Stan says a lot of things that don't ring true.
John:What does that mean?
Karen:Listen Bill.
John:John
Karen:John,Just because Stan says I'll do something doesn't mean I will.

Jack walks in

Jack:Well hello,and what's your name?
John:Hi I'm John.
Jack:John huh? I'm Jack
John:Yeah well I guess I'll go now.Bye Jack,Karen.Oh and thanks for your help.
Jack:Bye.
Karen:Oh,what honey your welcome.
Jack:Who was that hunk?
Karen:Someone Stan knows, Stan told him I would help him but, I didn't want to.
Jack:Help him,help him with what?
Karen:Some play.
Jack:Play?! This could be my big break! I can grow as an actor and get the guy.
Karen:Hold up Mary he's straight.
Jack:I can play it straight.
Karen:Oh yeah?
Jack:Yeah, watch.

Plants a kiss on Karen

Karen:Well honey that was good I'll call up John about the part.

Jack was so in about the kiss he forgets about the part

Jack:Part,what huh? I got to go. Bye.
Karen:Ok honey bye.

Fades into opening/ after that fades into Grace's office

Grace:Hey Karen I'm back.
Karen:Oh honey have you seen Jack? He left in a hurry this morning.
Grace:No Karen I'm sorry. Why what did you do?
Karen:Nothing,well um this guy was in Jack thought he was hot but he was straight.
Grace:Wait a hot straight guy was here?
Karen:Yeah well Stan told him I would help with finding him a role for his play, Jack wanted it and him, I told him that the guy and the role was straigh he kissed me to prove he could act straight then he acted werid afterwards and then left.
Grace:Well I'm sure he just went to the gym.

Fades into Will's apartmant

Jack:Will I really need to talk to you.
Will:Yeah, did you find highlights that you can't find the money for?
Jack:No! Hm highlights no, I would go to Karen but it's about her.
Will:Well what about?
Jack:I kissed her to prove that I could play it straight.
Will:So?
Jack:What do you mean so?
Will:I mean so what happened?
Jack:Oh yeah well after I thought I enjoyed it.
Will:And what do you want me to do?
Jack:Will I'm gay!
Will:DUH!
Jack:Help me!
Will:Ok ok have you talked to Karen?
Jack:No it's werid.
Will:Well, Try going out with another woman.
Jack:I never went out with Karen.
Will:Go out with a woman and then see what happens
Jack:Yes, yes good thanks Will.

Then Karen walks though the door

Karen:Willma,Jackie.
Will:Karen.
Karen:Jackie whats wrong? You left this morning I called John but somebody already got the part sorry Poddle.
Jack:What? Oh, that’s ok, Will can I talk to you?
Will:Sure whats up?
Jack:Find me a woman. But no one can know not even Grace ok?
Will:Ok.
Jack:Gotta run bye.
Karen:Bye Jackie.
Will:Bye.
Karen:Willma whats wrong with my Jackie?
Will:Something happened today but I helped him.
Karen:But. . . . I. . . . help him.
Will:I know but. . .
Karen:I got to go.

Fades out and into Happy Noddles Day

Jack:Well Gina hows the food?
Gina:Great Thanks.
Jack:Mm look how hot he is.
Gina:Jack that's a guy.
Jack:Um the woman that’s with him.
Gina:Um ok.

Grace is with her date when she sees Jack

Grace:Oh my.
Date:What?
Grace:I got to go.

Fades out and into Karen's manis

Grace:Karen we need to talk.
Karen:Whats up?
Grace:I saw Jack with some girl at Happy Noddles Day.
Karen:And.
Grace:Make of it as you will.
Karen:He has been acting werid lately. Is my Jackie straight? Does he have a girlfriend?

Fades out and into Happy Noddles Day

Gina:Jack you've been eyeing and making comments like 'he's hot!'
Jack:Well sorry.
Gina:Whats wrong?
Jack:Nothing, I need some air.
Gina:I'll come with.

They outside Happy Noddles Day

Jack:So.
Gina:Yeah I'm going to go good night kiss?
Jack:Um ok.

Fades out and into Will's apartment

Jack:Will great news!
Will:Slow down, what's this 'great news'?
Jack:That woman I went out with.
Will:Gina.
Jack:Yes Gina we kissed and I felt nothing!
Will:I would go tell Karen Grace saw you told Karen and now she's upset

Fades out and into Karen's manis

Jack:Kar we need to talk.
Karen:About what your new girlfriend?
Jack:That's what I want to talk about. I can explain.
Karen:Fine explain.
Jack:Well remember the other morning when I kissed you?
Karen:Yeah.
Jack:I thought I enjoyed it so I went to Will he set me up we kissed and nothing.
Karen:Is that why you have acted werid lately?
Jack:Yes, still friends?
Karen:Of course. Oh Poddle.
Jack:Oh Kar.

Fades out to end

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