Will & Grace Chat
By Alice

Plot: What would happen if Will, Grace, Jack and Karen all chatted online?
Disclaimer: "Will & Grace", the show, and the characters belong to NBC and the cast and crew, not me.


JackPoodle69: Hey Kare
Karen666: Hi Poodle!
JackPoodle69: What's up?
Karen666: Just scouting the porn sites, u?
JackPoodle69: Chatting in the pink triangle.
JackPoodle69: I think I've met my new one true love!!!
Karen666: Oh good for you Poodle! What's his name?
JackPoodle69: Don't know, don't care, but his nickname is RickiMartinsHotPants !!
JackPoodle69: asl.
JackPoodle69: Whoops. Wrong window, lol
Karen666: lol
Karen666: Well he sounds fabulous honey, oh Will's just signed in. Invite the sissy in?
JackPoodle69: K
Karen666: k
TinklyTruman has just signed in
TinklyTruman: Hey Jack and Cruella
JackPoodle69: Hey handsome
TinklyTruman: Why, thanks Jack.
TinklyTruman: :)
JackPoodle69: Oh sorry wrong window again, lol
Karen666: lol
TinklyTruman: What are you guys up to?
JackPoodle69: Just chattin with Ricky Martin's Hot Pants, u?
TinklyTruman: Waiting for Grace to come online, she has to send me this pic of this cute guy she was chatting to last night.
JackPoodle69: Oh, here's a cutie...
JackPoodle wants to send TinklyTruman file myfuturehusband.jpg
TinklyTruman: Jack, that's Brad Pitt in a dress
JackPoodle69: I know, isn't he yummy?
TinklyTruman: Karen!! Would you stop subscribing me to dirty newsletters?!
Karen666: Sorry, I just saw the word `tasteless' and `gay' and immediately thought of you.
JackPoodle69: Will, change that font it makes you look fat!
Karen666: lol
JackPoodle69: lol
TinklyTruman: Ugh, you guys are so immature here's Grace
GrossGrace1 has just signed in
GrossGrace1: Will, did you hack into my email again, I didn't receive any today :(
TinklyTruman: Once again Grace, you actually need to give your email out to ppl to receive emails.
Karen666: I sent you an email Grace
GrossGrace1: No Karen, you sent me a naked picture of Stan
TinklyTruman: Don't get so high and mighty Grace, she sent me one of herself.
Karen666: Oh wait I got them mixed around.
GrossGrace1: What?!
JackPoodle69: Hi my name is Jack McFarland, I like boobies
JackPoodle69: I like boobies
JackPoodle69: Boobies
JackPoodle69: Boobies
TinklyTruman: Jack!!!
GrossGrace1: Stop it!
JackPoodle69: Boobies
JackPoodle69: Boobies
JackPoodle69: Biodiiodfmlz
JackPoodle69: Boys*
JackPoodle69: Sorry, I went to get a Madonna CD and Elliot wouldn't let me back on the computer.
Karen666: lol
JackPoodle69: ;)
TinklyTruman: hey, do you think this guy looks like me? [1]http://www.ericmccormack.com/
JackPoodle69: lol, nooo way, you're fatter
GrossGrace1: He's cuter
Karen666: He looks nothing like you.
TinklyTruman: Gee thanx, you guys suck, I'm gonna log off now
JackPoodle69: Bye fatso
Karen666: Later Willy Wanker
GrossGrace1: Cya :P
TinklyTruman has signed off
GrossGrace1: So, it's just us cool guys, hanging out, so what's up ppl
JackPoodle69: ...
Karen666: ...
JackPoodle69: Grace kiss my pretty ass (_______0_______)
GrossGrace1 has signed off
Karen666: lol
JackPoodle69: lol
Karen666: Well I need to log off, Rosario is gonna check out how her nude webcam site is doing. Kisses xox
JackPoodle69: Ok, ttyl Kare, ;)
Karen666 has signed off
JackPoodle69: Hey Jack how are you
JackPoodle69: I'm fine
JackPoodle69: I love you
JackPoodle69: I love you too
JackPoodle69: Come on over big boy
JackPoodle69: Love you, miss you, I'm hot, you're sexy. Be right over.
JackPoodle69 has signed off

References
1. http://www.ericmccormack.com/

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