Wellhung	Hello, CyberBabe. What do you look like?
CyberBabe	I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung	I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
CyberBabe	I want you. Would you like to do me?
Wellhung	Ok.
CyberBabe	We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your thingy and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung	I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
CyberBabe	I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung	Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
CyberBabe	I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung	I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
CyberBabe	I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing you bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung	My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
CyberBabe	That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung	I'll pay for it.
CyberBabe	Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung	I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
CyberBabe	I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breast. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung	How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
CyberBabe	I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung	I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
CyberBabe	I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung	I suddenly sneeze. Your breast are covered with spit and phlegm.
CyberBabe	What?
Wellhung	I'm sorry. Really.
CyberBabe	I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung	I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop
CyberBabe	OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung	I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
CyberBabe	I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung	I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
CyberBabe	What's the matter?
Wellhung	I've got hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
CyberBabe	Are you ok?
Wellhung	I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
CyberBabe	Can I help?
Wellhung	I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
CyberBabe	In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung	I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
CyberBabe	Come back to me lover.
Wellhung	I'm washing the cup now.
CyberBabe	I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung	I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
CyberBabe	Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung	I found it.
CyberBabe	I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung	Me too.
CyberBabe	Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung	Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
CyberBabe	Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung	Well, OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
CyberBabe	I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung	I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
CyberBabe	Hurry back lover.
Wellhung	I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
CyberBabe	I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung	I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
CyberBabe	What's the matter now?
Wellhung	I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
CyberBabe	Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung	OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
CyberBabe	Mmm! Yes! Do it! Do it!
Wellhung	I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
CyberBabe	I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Do me now!
Wellhung	I'm flaccid.
CyberBabe	What?
Wellhung	I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
CyberBabe	I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung	I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
CyberBabe	No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung	No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
CyberBabe	I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung	I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
CyberBabe	Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung	Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
CyberBabe	logged off