I'm sitting alone at my computer, working, thinking....mmmm maybe time for a break? I decide, why not listen to my favorite 'muzak' while i work? With all sorts of moaning, stroking in my ears, work goes more smoothly. but, every once in a while there comes a star on the mic. That voice, that breathing, those long slow strokes that make me stop working and do the 'pacey wiggle'.

That happened one day. Low sexy voice, that urgency in the tone that makes a woman want to participate. Just as the journey is becoming interesting, mixed in with the low moans and other lovely pleasure sounds I heard something I never expected! It interrupted my rhythmic breathing, it invaded my fantasy, it made me do something that is the absolute death knell for an erotic adventure......LAUGH!

This sexy, sensual man, stroking what i knew was an exquisitely beautiful cock suddenly invited the room to: "slap this big fish" :O

Immediately, my mind switched gears.....from writhing in pleasure on a bed of roses....to watching a tuna flop around on a gray, wooden fish market table. At first shocked then tickled....that was it!! Anyone who was in the room at that time can vouche for my inability to discuss anything else but the hilarity of the dude's 'big fish'.

In an effort to recoop his audience......he decided to mention the fact that he had a 'big cheese on the head' of his cock. We don't even want to try to define that visual. I started to address it but my gag reflex kicked in and mixed with the flopping fish, well let's just say EVERYTHING was funny after that.

I recount this story to you, my friends, for a few reasons. First, cause it's damn funny. Second, because it may be a lesson to anyone trying to use a fresh reference to their 'cockage'--you might want to say it out loud to yourself first...see how it plays. Third, and most important, I want to show that the room is unexpected, vital, ever changing, beautiful in all ways. I never know what to expect....will i laugh, get angry, be excited, enticed, stimulated? The diversity of the room is its blessing and its curse and i for one, wouldn't have it any other way. ohmy xx