1. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say “LOL” out loud.

2. You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when you smile. (Did someone say cock??)

3. You double click your TV remote

4. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in the room

5. Although you don’t know what they look like, you become insanely jealous of people hitting on your cyber-love

6. You don’t even know what your cyber-love looks like

7. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep

8. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep instead of talking

9. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to yours

10. You go into labour and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you’re going to be away and how you are feeling

11. You marry your cyber boy-friend and you both sit at your own computers and chat online to each other from across the room.

12. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time

13. You type faster than you think

14. You sign on and immediately get 10 IM’s from people who have you on their buddy list

15. You go through withdrawls if you are away from the computer for more than two hours

16. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is sign on before you have your first cup of coffee

17. You have to inject no-dose into your butt to keep it awake

18. You wait six hours on-line waiting for that “special” someone to get home from work

19. You get up at 2AM to go to the bathroom but turn on your computer instead.

20. Your last sexual experience was really just a “textual” experience

21. You actually understand the humour in all these jokes

22. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted