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- Boynextdoor's real name is Rick and he comes from Maryland. His marital status is currently single and looking. (Where do I apply???)
- Rick has recently had a career change ... he used to work in the hotel industry (and wants you to know that people do some FREAKY things in hotels). He now works in sales.
- Rick's favorite Sunday morning activity is to wake up (hopefully not hung over) with someone who doesn't make him question his sanity or send him straight to an AA meeting. (yeah, those Sunday mornin's can be a little rough, can't they? Hehehe). Once he's eaten, it's on to ... "FOOOOOOTBALLLLL" ... with a pregame warmup in the room, of course. He's also discovering the joys of web cam and thinks it's very very cool.
- Rick's favorite fantasy ... well, girls, get the drippans in place ... hehehe. Meeting someone online ... getting ohh soo turned on and into each other ... Rick luvvvvs oral ... mostly giving, but thinks receiving ain't so bad either (hehehe) ... from there, exchanging pics ... getting turned on even more ... progressing to the phone ... very erotic, very intense ... (careful, Rick, those $600/month phone bills can be a killer). Next comes the physical meeting ... in a nice hotel, neutral city. A weekend filled with hot sex and good room service (or was that good sex and hot room service?). After that, they turn into "fuck buddies" ... nothing more, nothing less ... just awesome sex.
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- Turnons for Rick are feeling his partner contracting around him ... hearing how wet she is ... feeling her squeezing him ... knowing she's about to cum ... and that he can make her at any moment ... that explosion deep deep inside her ... (holy mother of god, I WANT this man's phone number ... NOW!)
- The strangest place Rick's ever had sex (omg, I can't take any more ... well, maybe just a little ... be strong, Tasty, you can do it) ... after an office xmas party ... they ended up in a bar ... they find their way back to the back of a dark corner, with everyone else in front of them. The kissing starts ... a little groping ... and Rick opens his long black winter overcoat. She's in front of him ... they're both watching the crowd. She lifts her skirt for him ... reconsiders a moment later, and excuses herself to the ladies room. She returns, leans back to tell him she's removed her panties and asks him what he's waiting for. So they're sitting there ... watchin the crowd of co-workers and bosses ... with him deep inside her. A group of friends come over ... ever try to play THIS one off? They make like she's cold and wrap her inside his coat. Meanwhile it's of course 102 degrees in the bar ... LOL. They're talking ... she's squeezing him, teasing him, trying to make him cum. He says it was absolutely great. (Ok I want more than this guy's phone number ... I want his ADDRESS ... dayammmm).
- Rick's list of essentials for the deserted island ... 1)An avid listener (Looking4agoodtime ... Dang_Blonde ... hehehe) 2) The number to a liquor store that delivers (and hopefully has munchies too) 3) A cruise ship that passes by to watch ... with an off shore excursion for a select group of passengers ... 4) a computer ... and 5) a web cam.
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