- Sunday mornings in Mark's house go something like this ... "Bren, get my damn breakfast, my paper, turn on the game and blow me!" (She really likes it when he says it like that... and oh boy, is her tongue long and powerful!!!!)
- If Mark had to chose one quality he'd most like to have in a mate, it would be her citizenship. Mark has a thing for Canadian women ... (especially those on the west coast hehehe) ... and thinks they're all insatiable nymphs. Nuff said.
- Mark's biggest regret in life is marrying the wrong woman. ("oh my gosh, back up, there may be a lightning bolt coming soon did I say that?")
- The biggest sexual advantage that men have over women (biggest being the operative word here, of course ... hehehe) ... well, according to Mark it would have to be the cock. All men have one, and all women want one. All women need one, and all men are more than happy to be of service. Simple as that.
- If Mark could only have sex one more time ... his partner and place of choice would be Brenda ... in a bathtub ... overlooking the Vegas strip at night, bubbles and bubbly flowing. ("Ummm, you can erase the fantasy I used to have on here.. damn did it ever come true!!!!")
- In Mark's opinion, the least erotic part of the human body would have to be the cock. (He's a guy ... what does he know?)
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