- Ohmy tells us her real name is Oh (for orgasm, I'm sure). She currently lives in Texas, although she's a native New Yorker. Ohmy is currently married and not looking.
- Ohmy loves her job....photography makes her happy ... and writing keeps her sane. She likes to play...especially raquetball and squash, but she'll play just about anything. She's never been arrested but tell us she's talked her way out of it more than once..."the "ossifer" was kind to me and that's all i want to say about that ...ahem." She's found that roller blading with her boxer, Tigger, keeps her "computer hump" from getting too noticeable. She kisses her dog right on his black lips... ...but he does use his tongue!
- Ohmy's children are, all at once, the thorns in her side and the apples of her eye, and though they make her cup runneth over..she tells us they are also those unidentifiable chunkies floating around in there. xxxx
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- As far as fantasies go, she tells us they change the more informed she becomes. Although she'll always be a sucker for romance (no pun intended), she claims to owe her current fantasies to the likes of "Madame Queen Mistress" and some of the guys who don't mind exploring uncharted territory. Anyway, lets just say..Ohmy isn't as boring as she appears, still waters run deep, and moss only grows on the...oh well, you get it!
- Ohmy's biggest turnon is the "music" in the room...the sounds of a man who is absolutely, and completely wrapped up in pleasure....mmmmmmm. (And we have to agree!)
- The strangest place Ohmy ever had sex was the ladies room of a new york theater, just before intermission...a black silk formal hiked up...and a lovely man in a tux moaning softly in her ear... the mirrors, the cold marble, the sounds of the crowds beginning to stir ...the urgency...the danger. She tells us she uses that memory often. And who can blame her? xxxx
- If Ohmy was stranded on a desert island she'd wants to have her computer, her camera, a radio,
the professor (from gilligan's island to solve major problems..like a power source) and of course, Fernando the Cabana Boy!
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