Samigirl51365

Samigirl's real name is Felicia. She comes from Illinois and is currently single and not looking. Sami works in a factory. She has a 17 year old daughter who will be graduating this June. Sami and her daughter are planning to move to another state but haven't decided where. They're gonna take a trip this Easter break and look around for someplace nice and warm. Sami thinks some of you may find her favorite fantasy sick but she finds it very exciting! To have sex with two bi-sexual men ... each one taking turns with each other with her watching ... both of them going down on her ... one of them inside her while the other is inside him ... woohoo, Sami ... you go girl!! The biggest turn on for Sami is when a man kisses her neck ... her neck is very sensitive. Fondling her tits and nipples also really gets her going ... The strangest place that Sami's ever uhhh "done it" would have to be the roof of her sister's house. (And no it wasn't very sloped!!) It was a warm summer's night and the stars were shining. It was very romantic actually ... sipping champagne ... talkin about their relationship and their dreams ... she tells us it was wonnnnnnnderful ...

Life on a deserted island would HAVE to include the following: 1) A Bowie knife - so she can build a hut and make a fishing pole. 2) The Sleeping Beauty book series by Anne Rice. 3) A lifetime supply of cigaretes. 4) A lifetime supply of Pepsi. 5) And most important of all - Jimmyandu (amen, sistah)

Smartgal_39

Smartgal’s real name is Aleceia and she comes to us from Kentucky (you know … the land of big boobed women). Her marital status is currently classified Smart works in the field of Education … normally teaching second grade … but has been busy the last year working on a research project. Curiously enough, it was a phonetic thing … which of course should explain why she canot speel … hehehe. She can’t wait to get back in the classroom this next year . She’s also a certified plate and tube welder - now THAT is where the big bucks are LOL In her spare time, Smart LOVES to fish … provided of course she can get someone to go with her (she HATES taking the fish off … haha). She also loves to jetski – VAROOOOOOOM Sunday mornings in Smart’s house go something like this: sleep late, send son for a paper (sometimes it IS good to have driving sons) and doughnuts and lounge around. THEN GO FISHING … or to the pool out back … or shooting (yeah, she has several guns.) She actually helped build an AK last summer with a buddy in OK. THEN they shot tracers over one anothers heads LOL

Smart has never been arrested but has been stopped for speeding - the best “get out of a ticket” line so far has been "well officer, I think my cruise control is messed up WAHHHHHH" (throw a few tears in) Smart was given a new puppy, JOJO, in January. She is a chocolate Lab Retriever and a NUT - she hopes it is not true what they say about animals taking on the personalities of their owners. If you want to know more about her, just find her in the room and ASK. The one thing that Smart values most in a partner is a good personality. She LOVES to laugh. As for timewasters … those hours she wishes she could get back … well, sitting in front of this MACHINE has cost her what feels like YEARS so she’s trying to wean herself slowly LOL. (Good luck!) According to Smart, the biggest sexual advantage that men have over women … well, big is the operative word here … haha. It’s very simple. They have cocks … she doesn’t. If Smart could be the underwear of somebody famous for one day, she’d choose Mel Gibson. He’s funny AND cute. Smart couldn’t think of a “least erotic” part of the male body. Next question … One favorite sexual position? One? Damn. Well, her favorite would have to be on top sitting backwards - she gets the feel of everything there. If she could only have sex one more time in her life, well …. Shhhhh … that’s all she had to say on that. Hehehe

Snowflake80_2000

Snowflake's real name is Sissy and she currently lives in Southern California. She is currently single and not looking. Snow's favorite and only hobby is Bruce. He is the one and only she shares her bed with. Her other hobbies are swimming and bike riding. Her favorite quote is "Live today the best you can, there may not be a tomorrow" Snow has 2 kids ... a boy and a girl ... and most of you don't know her age. She's 46. (Surprising, huh?) Snow is 5'3", 125 pounds, with shoulder length brown hair and brown eyes. She was recently divorced after 24 years of marriage and tell us this was a very good move on her part. She's been told she is a sex manaic, but says she disagrees ... she simply enjoys the activity immensely! Snow's long term goal is to be with Bruce for the rest of her life. She doesn't work, so she has plenty of time for the stroking room. She's made many good friends in there who have helped her through some very rough times.

Snow has two favorite fantasies. The first ... her and 3 guys doing whatever they possibly can to her at the same time. The second ... Bruce and her with two or more ladies doing whatever they possibly can to him at the same time. Her turn-ons include a hairy chest and a naked man ... being kissed all over, with lots and lots of tongue ... Snow would pass the time on her deserted island with ... Bruce ... food ... cigarettes ... sprite ... and of course her sex toys!! The strangest place Snow has ever had sex is in a cafeteria ... and that's all she had to say about THAT!! (Dayam girl ... we want detailsssssssss)

Sara_Morgan

Sara's real name is Michele ... although everyone calls her Mish. She comes from Maryland ... sorta close to Annapolis ... just about 1/4 of the mile from the Chesapeake Bay *smile* ... so yes, she's a water baby in the summer time. Mish is married and not looking ... oh, hang on a sec ... she wants to amend that to Married and Cooking. LMAO. Ok, now before we get started (yeah, this is an editor's note ... lol) ... you should know that Mish was obviously on some very good drugs when she emailed me her profile. She says it took her five years to write ... and since it took me ten to read it, I have no reason to doubt her. She's openly challenged me to make sense of it ... lol ... so I will do my best. It's a long one ... pee now, if you have to.

Mish is employed full time as a daydreamer (that should be obvious to anyone who knows her). She dares anyone to wake her from her lil fantasy world but cautions you may lose your dick in the process. Why do you think she's such a heckler? Well, it her's job to heckle ... if it isn't perfect or close to it (i.e.. RW .. god knows HE walks on water) .. then you're definitely gonna regret seeing the name sara_morgan! Hobbies?? Well, she's a complete sports fanatic ... who can keep up with her?! Is there a man or beast alive that loves football as much as she does? GO RAVENS! (Who the hell are the Ravens and why are we talking football?? Get to the good stuff, dammit) She's also a keen watcher of the stock market. (I said "good", not "geek" ... geeez). Her 3 favorite S's are Stocks, Sports, Sex ! not in any particular order! Mish tends to not place too much importance on goals (unless, of course, they go up on the scoreboard). She's a believer in living for today ... of finding beauty in the present moment. "If we spend all our life longing for tomorrow we may never enjoy the enchantment of this day." She loves John Lennon's quote.. "life is what happens while you're busy making other plans". So, no goals for Sara!! Her favorite thing to do on Sunday? Well, she's almost embarrassed to admit it ... (speak up, dear, they won't laugh, I promise) ... FOOOOOTTTTBALLLLLL!. Most importantly, however, her Sundays are reserved to spend time with her 11 yr old son ... doing the mall-rat stuff or going to the movies. He's big on the wake up ... lets fix a REAL breakfast, Ma!! Then the rest of the day belongs to him. No objections from Sara *smile* Thank the lord ... Sara has only been arrested once. (I really don't think I could handle TWO of these stories ... although she promises to send it to me later ... groannnnn). It was a truly horrifying experience. Senior year of high school ... they all got a lil too toasted one night and decided .. "hey, tomorrow .. LETS HAVE A PIG ROAST!!" ... only problem was ... they didn't have a pig! Soooooo ... off they head ... in three cars ... Sara and these knuckleheads ... to this farm about 30 miles away. Well, apparently they hit a gold mine ... Old McDonald had PIGS!!! So imagine 11 drunks standing on the side of the road oinking at pigs ... LOL. Needless to say they had NO plan. Luckily there was a big ole knife-carrying football player with them who (close your eyes) got nasty with this lil piggy who went to the market ... and the piggy did NOT win the battle! Next thing, Farmer In The Dell's runnin out of his house to see why his piggy's were oinkin up such a storm! In the commotion of people running everywhere, they of course managed to get the piggy into the truck ... but somehow the stupid porkchops left Sara and her friend behind. Let's just say Mr. Dell was not a happy farmer ... and Sara was dubbed "The Big Bad Wolf" till she graduated! Sarah's sexual fantasy ... ok, she wants to be stripped ... with some resistence ... then forced to the bed ... made to lay face down with her ass up in position, nicely in the air ... and then restrained. Next comes the tortuous teasing process ... stroke her from behind with your tongue, maybe just once. Then leave the room, and make her anticipate when you'll return. Let her hear more than one voice coming from the other room ... the possibility of another man touching her will drench her inner thighs. She'll be begging you at this point, but of course you won't respond. And then ... just when she's sure she can't take anymore she'll finally feel the hard thrust of a hard dick ... no moans, no voices .. just the sound of a hard cock sliding in and out of her juicy body. She'll be uncertain who it belongs to ... mmmmmm. You'll of course keep her there for hours ... restrained ... totally at your disposal! GOD DAMMIT DON'T YOU STOP FUCKING ME! YOU'RE NOT DONE FUCKING ME YET! I KNOW YOU CAN FUCK ME HARDER THAN THAT! (Omg Sarah ... that is hands-down the absolutely best Mike Tanned impression I've everrrrr heard! LMFAO) Sara tried to play all innocent with the turnon question ... "y'all know i don't listen to the strokers ... they do absolutely nothing for me ... *cough..cough*". But the truth is she loves hearing someone talk reallyyyyy nasty ... explicit detail ... (not that she doesn't have a great imagination, it just makes it more picturesque for her). Above and beyond all, however, what truly turns her on, is HUMOR! A witty man, one that can make her laugh and is asinine ... one keeps her wettin' in her depends ... THAT'S what turns her on the most! Stimulate her mind first, her pussy second! Sara found the deserted island question the toughest of all ... mainly because the thought of being on a boat makes her green. Since she comes from Maryland (Blair Witch land), she's decided instead to get lost in the woods. So ... first, she's going to www.mapquest.com and get some damn good directions on how to get the hell OUT of the woods once she gets IN them. Next, she's gettin a camper (screw the tent ... she wants a bathroom, kitchen, bedroom....you get the picture?) Number three on the list would be water and number four would be her son (since she just can't imagine going one day without him). Last but not least ... number five ... a warlock ... so that Witch can have someone else to mess with and leave her the HELL ALONE!!!! (God, remind me to never go to Maryland ... these people are NUTS) The strangest place that Sara's ever had sex was a "Domino Sugar" employee parking lot. An old boyfriend and her were driving around one night when she started feeling a bit frisky. Let me paint the picture for ya ... there they are in his Z-28 ... at the back of a crowded parking lot ... stereo blasting ... passenger window rolled down. Sarah's seat is reclined, he's on top of her, bare ass waving in the air ... she's got one leg out the window and the other on the steering wheel. Oblivious to the world, in total bliss, they finally come up for air ... only to discover the parking lot empty except for 5 cars. And I'm sure those Domino Sugar employees are still talkin about the sweet treat they got THAT night!! Hehehe. Another editor's note .... OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE'S DONE!!!!!!!

Sizzlingplaymate

Sizz comes to us from New York where she works as a social worker for the mentally disabled. Her her real name is Shay and she's currently married and not looking. Sizzle's hobbies include sex, music and masturbation. She tells us her favorite Sunday morning activity (when she's not working, that is) is to have sex, masterbate, lay in bed till whenever, and of course chat! Sizz has never been arrested. Her pet peeve is receiving those uninvited, unwanted PM's, IM's and invitations to go private ... unless, of course, she's so inclined! Sizz has fulfilled most all of her sexual fantasies...m/f/m and f/m/f threesomes, watching 2 men have oral sex (and joining of course *wink*), having sex in public...except for one...and telling that would be detrimental to her marriage...lol Turn ons for Sizzle are watching her husband masterbate (he never finishes on his own), sexy eyes, a great Levi butt, a deep sensual voice, the moans, groans, wet sounds, and nasty talk when a man is masterbating, and this...being rammed hard doggy style while getting her ass spanked and hair pulled...roar..does it every time. Five essentials for the deserted island? Well, they'd have to be: 1) her toys with an endless supply of batteries, 2) at least 2 well endowed men (one being her husband), 3) a solar powered radio (saves on the batteries), 4) lol..a well stocked bar, and 5) and a secret boat for when she's bored and wants to leave the island...lol

The strangest place Sizz has ever done the deed would have to be in a crypt. She likes walking through cemeteries and her husband and her came across an open one and went inside. Seeing the cement slab with the urns at each end, looking out through the stained glass windows, kind of got her a bit excited. They ended up having sex on the cement slab, then with her leaning against the stained glass windows. She tells us it was very exciting and erotic. They returned for another round only to find the crypt doors shut and locked. Ohh well.

Sugar_Smith

Believe it or not ... Sugar actually does go by the name Sugar. She comes from London, UK and her marital status is ummmmm classified. Sugar love movies, music, books and her friends. She's really into sports of all kinds and recently took up boxing (which she tells us she loves!). She's the Company Secretary of a small computer company and recently became secretary of a newly formed charity for children with autism. She's never been arrested but it is not through lack of trying! The strangest place Sugar's ever had sex? Hmmmm ... Sugar doesn't tend to go for strange places, but she HAS had sex on a beach in North Africa. (And yes, Sugar ... that does that count ... hehehe)

Sugar's fantasies are just too hot to describe! Guess you'll just have to ... ahhhhh ... find out in person! Turn ons for Sugar in real life include a sexy voice or laugh, full body massages, flirting, having the backs of her thighs lightly scratched, red wine and candlelight ... Turn ons in Yahoo life are a sexy voice or laugh(!), a guy who wants to talk to her before/after he shags her!, being told what to with her hands, that quivery breathing thing (wow!)... Sugar had no problem coming up with her five essential things for secluded island life: a sexy guy, another sexy guy (for backup), another sexy guy (with really good survival skills), a radio and chocolate.

Swt_stuf_2000_2001

Swt comes to us from New York City and her real name is Valeri. She’s currently single and not looking Valeri is an attorney. She’s currently learning how to ski and rollerblade (go figure). She loves kareoke with friends (who are usually so drunk they think she sounds great!). She loves shopping of any kind and curling up with a good book. Her short term goal is to get thru this profile thingy ... long term it would have to be venturing out ... furthering her education and perhaps even changing careers. Sunday mornings in Valeri’s house are slow and quiet unless she happens to have gotten lucky the nite before. In that case, she enjoys a slow morning wake up ... rolling over on top of him and continuing from where they left off the nite before. Afterwards, lazing around with coffee and paper … and more of what they’re there for.

Valeri’s never been arrested, however, she did come close in college. She lived in a walk-up that didn’t have parking so had to move the car every morning. One morning, an officer was about to write her a ticket ...(mind you its 6:00 a.m.) … she’s outside in a t shirt and sweat pants ... and starts running towards him in her most sexiest run ...her most sexiest "marilyn monroe" voice saying ..."officer, please don't write me a t---"… and boom fell flat on her face. She laughed so hard, he thought she was hysterical (or crazy) and helped her to my car … and she didn't get a ticket! HAH! Go figure. So no … ahem … she’s never been arrested (blush) … Being a bit of a closet exhibitionist, Valeri’s always wanted to go a movie theater and as the lights go down give her partner the most incredible *bj* he’s ever received … and then once he’s rock hard … straddle his lap … and ride him while the movie goers are giving each other those "are they doing what i think they're doing?" looks and trying not to watch. She’d squeeze her partner’s c**k so tight when he's ready to cum that he’d moans out loud and make sure there was absolute NO doubt as to what they were doing. Hmmm … Her turn ons include watching a man masturbate ... watching him really enjoying himself ... sitting across from him (playing with herself) and watching him ...the moans ... the low whispers ... hearing the pleasure in his voice ... him telling her to cum for him ... and him cumming for her ... omg, did it just get hot in here? Whew … Valeri would not step foot on a deserted island without water, the sr. partner at her firm (omg he's sexy!), a toothbrush, .toothpaste, and a boat. (she bores easily) The strangest place she’s every done the nasty was in the men's bathroom stall at a club ... her sitting on the toilet sucking this guy and then standing bent over the toilet taking him doggy style. (oh to be young again … sigh)

Sxcat_2000

Sxcat's real name is Millie and she lives in Fallbrook, California. She is currently single and looking. She thinks her fav occupation must be screwing up ... making the same mistakes over and over again. Case in point: the # of times she's let the same person hurt her in the last few months. (She reserves the right to change this comment, however ... considering how quickly things change in her life.) Sxcat loves chatting so much, she wishes it could be considered a job! (With a six figure salary, I hope!)!

The strangest place Sxcat's ever had sex? How about an avocado tree? Imagine her sitting nude on a branch ... not too high, let's say mouth level to the man standing on the ground ... mmmmmmmmmmm Sxcat's favorite fantasy? A man tied to a big 4 poster bed, legs loosely ... her wearing all black, cowboy hat, chaps, boots (with spurs)... various toys including a strap-on, riding crop, candles and various other enticing and fun things ... mmm ... did I mention she has spurs? ... that is an important part of this. He cant touch her at all. She hopes he behaves ... it would be a shame to have to blindfold him ... part of her fun is knowing he can see her but cannot touch. Curious about the strap-on? Well, she was quick to clarify that he wouldn't be using it on HER ... something to think about. She has another fantasy ... this one involving three men ... but that's all she would tell us. Dayam. Sxcat finds a man's breathing the biggest turnon of all ... those involuntary noises, the whimpers and moans. Other turnons include dominant men (always room for one of those)! She tells us she has many other turnons as well, but is reluctant to put them here ... can't have her friends knowing how depraved she's become of late! (And how depraved ARE you, Sxcat ... hmmmmm?) Hehehe. If Sxcat was stranded on a desert island she believes she'd manage quite well with sunscreen (the sun doesnt like her) ... a solar powered laptop (gotta stay connected ... someone invent one please!!)... some soap (gotta stay clean, won't taste good otherwise) ... a generator (solar powered of course, duh)... and of course a vibrator!

Sweet_Lil_Bad_Gurl_xxx

Sweet comes to us from Arkansas and she answers to the name Kate. Her marital status is classified. Sweet works for the newspaper, graphics and layouts ... she also has years of medical training and experience ... she's never treated a sprained cock before ... but ... lol. She's also a fastpitch coach, woohoo ... her girls were ranked 13th in the world last year!!! She also kickboxes in her spare time. Other hobbies include the Stroking Room ... Her favorite fantasy ... oooo ... she'd love to have a circle jerk with her favorite strokers!! u know who u are ... lol Sweet's turn-ons include low moans, whispers, and graphic details, (when spoken by a deep sexy voice, of course!) A major turn-off for Sweet is a squeaky voice.

As for the desert island, she thinks she's got her bases covered ... a laptop ... food and drink, and a big thick cocked sex machine would be on the list. What more could a girl need? The strangest place Sweet's had sex is in her driveway, in the middle of the afternoon on the trunk of her car ... and there was also one time in the city park ... lol