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I'll tell you a short poem
I'll try to make it quick.
The subject is quite simple
The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things
You ladies should be jealous.
An organ surrounded by sensitive skin
That's smooth and mostly hairless.

It starts to grow dramatically
When you're about thirteen.
Your testicles on either side
Your Willy in between.

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It dangles neatly down below
Soft, obedient and loyal.
At the slightest hint of lust
It's ready to uncoil.

It often has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild untamed beast.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't.

And during those hot summers,
Wearing little on the beach
The slightest sight of shaking boobs
To cover up you'll have to reach.

Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure.
Has it grown since last weekend?
And when did you last measure?

Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought.
Is seven inches long enough?
It makes guys quite distraught.

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They peek across in urinals,
To compare and try to see
But if another glances back at them
There's no way that they can pee.

Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Cuz it really can relieve.

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Without this fabulous organ,
No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat.

It has two main bodily functions,
I'm sure you'll all agree,
To start a whole new life,
And of course, daily to pee.

But I think the thing that's marvelous;
About that one eyed brude
Is that when its trying to procreate,
It knows which fluid to shoot.

And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail.

And so to summarize I'd say with certainty
That every male loves his little friend.
But girls, no matter what we do,
Please don't fold, spindle mutilate
And NEVER, NEVER Bend!!!