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(After her rich boyfriend got REALLY beat up) Cordelia (sobbing) - "Oh, I can't believe this is happening...how can we take the "May Queen" picture together now???"

Cordelia - "We have to pick up the pieces? Our job sucks!"

Cordelia - "Why are all these terrible things always happening to me?" Xander - "*cough* Karma *cough*"

Cordelia (to Giles) - "What's your childhood trauma?"

Cordelia (to Giles) - "Let's go, Tact Guy."

Xander - "Hey , Cordy ...nice outfit!" Cordelia - "What are you saying??!!??" Xander - "Nice outfit??" Cordelia - "Well.. why don't you just keep your mouth shut!!"

Cordelia - "Oh Willow I like you outfit." Willow - "No you don't." Cordelia - "You're right but I need a favor."

Cordelia - "Are you going like stalker boy on me now?"

Cordelia - "Glad to know you've seen the softer side of Sears."

Cordelia - "I just know your pizza delivery service will take you so many fascinating places!"

Cordelia - "You're really competing for bitch of the year aren't you."

Cordelia - "Whatever is causing the Joan Collins tude, loose it. Spank you inner mopit, whatever just loose it."

Xander - "Are you saying that you can't look at me when we do, whatever it is we do?" Cordelia - "No, it's not that I can't. It's just more...I don't want to."

Cordelia (to Buffy) - "Because you're always around when all these weird stuff is happening. And I know you're very strong and you've got all those weapons. I was kind of hoping you were in a gang."