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Willow - "It's happy birthday Buffy!" (A sullen look from Buffy) Willow - "Not happy birthday Buffy?"

Xander - "So the monster just ate his insides and left his skin?" Willow - "It ate him like an oreo cookie." (everyone stares at Willow) Willow - "Well, except it's without all the chocolate goodness..."

Willow - "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away."

Willow (to Xander) - "Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet?"

Xander - "We just saw the zebras mating. Thank you. Very exciting..." Willow - " ...It's like the Heimlich, with stripes!"

Willow (to Buffy) - "I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800 I'm dating a skanky hoe."