These are my sunglasses, which I wear every day that it's sunny. They protect my eyes from the painful brightness of the blighted sun. Ask my goth friend Jofus about hiding from sunlight, and also about being a drunk physics doctoral candidate. Also this girl Christina, who- believe it or not- doesn't even have a livejournal, she told me I looked like I stepped out of a seventies magazine while I was wearing them.

I am a hipster.