These are the pictures I've taken with my webcam! Except that I don't have a webcam, I have this little camera thing that attaches to the bottom of my cell phone. I didn't even ask for a camera attachment, mind you, they just gave it to me.

Whatever. You may notice that these are all taken in my parents' upstairs bathroom. That's got a lot to do with the shittiness of my little e-camera, and the fact that noplace else in the house is bright enough to take any pictures.

Oh, except for the picture that's in the dark.

me throwin' the goat!

me in the dark!

me wearing ill sunglasses!

this is my head!

Here are some pictures of my boring piercings!:

my right ear!

my left ear!

my niblet!

The following link is to something, but it needs to go into a new cell of my html table thing to preserve my sweet-ass layout here.

Man! My friends Mambo, Tyson and I are nerds.

Sometimes, I feel like this website is a totally frivolous waste of time.

Here is me with a temporary tattoo.

Here is my friend Vin buried in styrofoam peanuts.

Here are me and some coworkers with some vulgar cardboard.

I am a nerd when it comes to all my bullshit retarded cranial accessories. (link) I get stupid changing hair colors and lengths and stuff, and facial hair and the metal bits stuffed through parts of my body.

This is a before picture and an after picture from August 13th, 2003.

Oh! And also, the "web design" on these pages is designed to give you epilepsy. And leprosy.



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