This is my nipple ring. I think this is funny. I mean, look how creepy, evil and gross my face is! It's appropriate for a psuedo-genital piercing. Sometimes I tell people that I have a nipple pierced and then I feel like a showoff or something so usually I don't tell people about it.

But here I am telling you about it! I am a showoff.

I generally refer to my nipple as "my niblet" because this kid Matt said something about his niblet one time and I thought it was pretty funny. And I still do! Yeah! All right!