Yo! Welcome to my fucking retarded website! I used to know more about web design than I do now, because I am 100% totally out of practice, and also I'm too poor to buy an actual domain and set up a decent site. So my mission here, then, is simple: be an idiot.

Which is easy, because I am sort of an idiot!

I'm only putting this ridiculous thing online to begin with because the site I used to have, which was hosted at pandrax.com, is no longer hosted there. I don't know what happened, but whatever. It sucked too, and it's no big loss.

I just need for there to be something in the space in my livejournal where there's a link for a web site. So whatever.

Also, credit my friend Kerry for that picture on the index page. Even though it's of me.