Well I never new a guy
with a plug for a hat and I never ever thought
I heard the end of that
You gave me the name Hangnail
It was such a disgrace
Now you think that I would date you with a smile on my face
Oh oh
You're a supervillain
Oh oh
You're in the fearsome five

Okay so maybe you can fix my stereo

That doesn't ring my bell
It will never compare to what's in that
wishing well
Megavolt, I am scared of you.
But who else in the world can make my wish come true

That don't impress me much

I'd have a blast with you silly clown
You certainly can turn a grimace upside down
But baby I like a video game
But you would kill my wiffle boy our interests aren't the same

Oh oh
You're a supervillain
Oh oh
You're in the fearsome five

Okay so maybe you can get me a discount on a yoyo. But I'll still be buying retail.

That doesn't ring my bell
It will never compare to what's in that
wishing well
Quacker Jack , I am scared of you.
But who else in the world can make my wish come true

That don't impress me much

Well I'm not so neurotic and evil next to Negs
He brings the city to it's knees and makes it beg
He's styling and so smoking in a red fedora
Okay he is a cutie for an Insane Duck
But when I see that chainsaw heck I'm out of luck

Oh oh You're a supervillain Oh oh You're in the fearsome five

Okay so maybe you are cute, evil and my family would hate you, but you look just like Darkwing

That doesn't ring my bell
It will never compare to what's in that
wishing well
Nagaduck, I am scared of you.
But who else in the world can make my wish come true

Mom I found a doctor and he's a sweetiepie
Okay his hair is pink and he will not die.
Okay his skin is green and he is kind of lame
Oh why can't I just love him to the end time

But Reggie
I just cannot love you
Oh oh
It is not your fault

I know you're misunderstood but that bowtie has got to go.

That doesn't ring my bell
It will never compare to what's in that
wishing well
Quacker Jack , I am scared of you.
But who else in the world can make my wish come true

Reggie's a prince and Negaduck's a cad
All of you villains are oh so bad
But not one of you can be my man.
Megavolt's a cutie and Quacker Jack's a blast
But without true love how are we gonna last

Let's face it, I am the Night Mistress of the Mysterious Night, and none of you are fit to consort with me right now I'm sorry. That doesn't ring my bell. It's not that Buddy's evil or powerful. i mean I just want to protect him. He's a very gentle creature. Sure he's all talk but deep down, well he needs me. Don't worry you have plenty of other fan femmes who like ya. Bye Bye.