You date guys because you think headgear is really really sexy.

You are disappointed when Pierce Brosnan doesn’t call Terry Hatcher "Sweet cheeks"

You start writing into Saban or Sunbow because you are absolutely sure The Sewer Urchin is stealing our boy’s material.

You want to find a comic featuring a super hero with a bucket on his head.

You learn to fear and despise the sound of the ballet.

You start finding that FOWL, is achronisms for more then just Fiendish Organization For World Larceny. But various helpful bits of helpful advice. Ei; Friends Only Want Love

You have seen the Ammonia Pine episode, so many times you actually start to wonder what cleans better, powder or liquid detergent.

You wonder why lemon wedges would curl up a steel beak.

You invent the names of new Derek Blunt movies. (hahaha)

You stop using the words woman and women

Every thing you wear is silk.

You buy italian loafers and wear chicken feet slippers over them.

You spend all your time trying to figure out some way to have him cock-a-doodle doo in your fan fiction.

After spending 4 years in at an Ivy League college,You start learning to write short hand, hoping that you can get a job as a secretary.

You try to get a soundwav of that chuckle with a microphone and a mini recorder.

You start to wonder where you can get drumstick boxers.

You start chuckling.

You call your allowance an expense account, and call and ask your parents if it includes a budget for beak wax.

You enjoy the best of everything beluga caviar, iced champagne, marsipan and godiva choclates, and corn that actually comes in a can.

You have been sent to the dentist for more than three occasions trying to open stuff with your mouth.

Cosmetic surgeons get call waiting trying to avoid your inquiries about a certain metal prosthetic

You spend three hours trying to convince your English professor that "Dis here" "Gonna" "Wanna" and "Fughet about it." are grammatically correct.

You get chills every time that cartoon Colonel Sanders starts break dancing on TV.

You spend 7 hours creating a banner in which Darkwing Duck gets hit over the head with a coconut, just because it cracks you up.

You start playing tic tac toe whereever you go.

You dye your boyfriends hair red, not auburn cherry red

When you come across a grammatical problem, Instead of reading Strunk and White, you watch Joe Pesci movies.

You wonder how he brushes his teeth.

You start laughing at Chicken Boo shorts, even though they never have had a decent plot.

You write into Universal Studios/Paramount/Columbia pictures saying that they should have more chicken related spy fix.

When Austin Powers talk about bagging some Birds, you assume he means ducks.

When friends go to get Waxed you assumed they meaned Polished.

When your friends use any verb, you assume they mean to kill you "Let’s go get some ice cream." "I’m going to show you my slides."

While your parents are sleeping, you style their hair, bring in a scrim and scrawl the words FOWL over their head board and steal there light bulbs. That when when they yell at you for getting a D in acting, they are appropriately bathed in shadowy darkness.

You tell everyone that Steelbeak is the greatest villain, because Dark Warrior Duck gets rid of him first. He didn’t even break a sweat when he faced the Fearsome Five. But Steelbeak is actually seen fighting the Dark Warrior Duck.

You present this as a Senior Thesis.