TOOL PROBLEM

At work, I have a problem with people taking my tools. I think they like to hear me swear and threaten to kill people, because the missing tools show up after I throw a fit. I have even gone so far as to put pink tape on my tools, so the men will feel funny using them.(they all have their own tools) Im tired of this shit, and I need an alternate solution. Last week, I threatened my supervisor, and told him if my shit wasnt in order when I came back from maternity leave, I was going to bomb the place. Whats a girl to do? SuZQ

Dave says: This is a common problem in every work place, I have even encountered it myself on occasion, what I would suggest is make sure you record the goings in on in your cubical/work space with say a web cam or camcorder, and catch the offending person on tape. Then get said person a lot of Exlax as a treat, make sure you disguise it somewhat, when they are indesposed on the toilet get a nice big cattle prod and make sure they get your point. If this doesn't work bombing is a good alternative.