Here and now I will explain what all those questions stuck in the back of your head really mean. What about that crayon or the bird or anything else you might wonder about. I will tell you what I know and if your not satisfied prove me wrong. I'm not holding you here or anything so get a grip , if you think this is all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap(which it's not) then leave cause people who can't have some fun are not wanted. Thank you , so anyway here is what I know and if you have any questions of your own sign my guestbook and there is a spot for it there.
I once thought life was all about living it large and being the person everyone wanted to be around but you know what, I was way off. The whole intent of life is to find happiness, rather that be having a wife and family or living alone in a one bedroom condo working in a cubicle, which i doubt would make any normal person happy. But it might. And you know all this fuss about being popular when you are younger. There isnt a plus to it cause those "GEEKS" you made fun of will be your boss and one wrong move and you are toast. Well I guess what I am trying to get at are two different things if anything dont waste your life trying to be what other people want you to be thinking that is the only way you will be happy , be what YOU want to be. And for the "POPULAR CROWD" simply grow up.
Having a bird poo on your head is one thing but having one lay an egg on your head or car would be terrible maybe even life threatening. So can a bird lay an egg while flying? I beleive so but if it was too lay this egg I would not be afraid of the hard egg hitting me I would be afraid of the bird falling on me. Because for a bird to lay an egg it takes a lot of stress. I mean its like women havin babies their screamin and sweating. Therefore for a bird to lay an egg while flapping its wings and such the amount of stress would be unberrable makeing the bird faint. Their beek would probably hurt much more than an egg. I would like to see it happen though , especially if it were to land on a girl driving the expensive convertible her daddy just bought her. If you do see this happen please tell me about it.
I'd like to explain my theory on the crayon up the nose. Well for one thing there are so many bones in the way that the crayon would have to have a 3mm diameter to even fit through the nose so I believe if someone gets a crayon in their nose they should not be worried about brain damage cause unless they hit it so hard that it broke through the cartilage there is no way it could even reach the brain. This is not inquireing that you go right now and stick a crayon up your nose it is just ensureing you that if one were to accidentaly get stuck up your nose you should be fine. But dont blame me if you turn out like this.
Why is it that people with longer hair tend to be smarter unless they are rednecks or have manboobs of course. Well the reason is that your hairs are sensors. The longer hair you have the more information they pick up. Kind of like an antenna ; the longer it is the better it picks up the signal. Same with hair the longer it is the better the info gets distributed to the brain. Therefore making you smarter. The reason for this defect for rednecks has something to do with the genetic makeup. And for those with manboobs some material used in the making of the manboobs has a negative affect on this. Now there are many cases , mostly with males but still in some females, in which they are smart while having short hair. This again has to do with the genetic makeup picked up by the mother in which her chromosomes were dominant. When this happens the person tends to be even more intellegent than normal. If this doesn't explain it extensively enough. I will have a book coming out next fall which further explains it called "Why Do We Have Hair".
One very big question that always is on my mind is if there is a fourth dimension? Hell if I know ask a Physicist.
What would the world be like or would there even be a world if it were to be ruled by supermodels? Well, just to get this off my back I do not like the sound of it. I mean supermodels;world they just dont mix. You know how girls always want to put makeup on guys. Well now supermodels are rulling the world ; they could force you to do it. Not just that but think about how they think. Supermodel's I mean they would make new holidays such as makeup day or you know stuff like that. This would be terrible if it were to happen. But if it ever is too happen I have a solution to the problem. Considering how perky supermodels are all that has too be done is offer them a trip to the moon. They would all be saying "Like you have to be kidding like this is so cool like how many people get this chance like... like... like...". Then when they get to the moon you leave them there, problem solved.
One question meaning alot too me is where would theatre be without duct tape? Well technically we would be in a bit of a pickle. I mean think of the things duct tape can do: fix a broken rod, cover up a crack, tape wires to the floor so people wont trip, tied together as a rope, keep a wig on, hold clothes on, if there is no more skrews and it is show night you can use it for a quick fix for anything. Now with that in mind this is what duct tape can do out of the theatre: make a wallet, hold rear view mirror up, hold luggage on roof of car, repair old shoes, hold batteries in remote control, hold an annoying person's mouth shut, cover any holes, make a basketball net, when out of bandages use duct tape, use it to wrap christmas presents to make the people mad when they cant tear it open, and last but definately not least when you cant find a hacky sack make a duct tape ball(works pretty good).
A question that has always been on my mind is why do girls kick so much. Do they get joy in seeing a guy fall to the ground holding his crotch knowing she was the one who afflicted this wound. I mean it can cause some serious damage man. Maybe not life threatening in the sense of death and all but if kicked hard enough this guy might never be able to have kids. All yall girls out there listen up. Would you feel humain if you were to find out one of those guys you smacked in the groin could no longer have kids. I didn't think so. So have a heart and next time you feel the urge to kick a guy in the groin just hold back and if you really have to give him a slap across the face but thats all.
Question or theory number 4. Will a gerbil die if you throw it against a wall? Well I have a story that goes behind this one so get ready. Well this person I know who did not want to be mentioned for safety reasons and all. You know cause the FBI are really out to get people and stuff. Well anyways she was at a freinds house and she tried to kiss her friends gerbil named fluffy and the gerbil bit her nose and was not letting go. In a frantic swinging of the gerbil to loosen its grip she hit it and it collided with the wall with a great impact. Although it did cause a good amount of cerebral damage and a slight spinal injury the furry little thing just got right up and ran off. So if you ever see a gerbil with a cane you know it was fluffy.
In Memory of Fluffy the Gerbil