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~I need to lose weight!!! How do you do it Alana? "I eat everything I want, and never gain a pound! You should try it!" (lol yeah I wish it were so lol) ~Can I have your number? "OH...didn't you know? I'm gay. " *then smile sweetly so they get all freaked out and run away* ~Hey Alana, what'd you get on your test? "Uh...I forgot Mom. Hee hee, gotta go!" ~What's wrong with you freak! "Oh I'm... FREE IN JESUS!!!!" ~How old are you? "I'm 13, I don't look it huuh? lol I know!!" (LoL, k-this is the best way to make some dude at the mall *un-intrested* in you.. guaranteed hehe) ~Are you single? "Um, nooooo...I'm taken...." ~Hey Alana wanna rent a movie? "Sure! EXTREME DAYS OR MONTY PYTHON!!" haha that was fun. bye! |
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