Comedy
- 8 Crazy Nights (VERY STUPID!) 0 out of 4 stars
- 10 Things I Hate About You (cheesy) 1 out of 4 stars
- 50 First Dates (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Addam's Family, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Addam's Family Values (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Adventures In Babysitting (great) 2 out of 4 stars
- Along Came Polly (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- American Pie (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- American Pie 2 (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
- American Wedding (tolerable) 2 out of 4 stars
- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (very funny) 3 out of 4 stars
- Anger Management (waste of everything humanly possible) 0 out of 4 stars
- Austin Powers in Goldmember (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (kinda stupid) 2 out of 4 stars
- Bad Company (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
- Bad Santa (hilarious) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Bandits (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- Be Cool (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Beverly Hills Ninja (good) 2 out of 4
- Big (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Big Bounce, The (not good) 1 out of 4 stars
- Big Daddy (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
- Big Momma's House (not funny) 1 out of 4 stars
- Big Trouble (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Billy Madison (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
- Black Knight (worse than bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Blazing Saddles (hilarious) 4 out of 4 stars
- Blue Streak (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Bring It On (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
- Bruce Almighty (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Bubble Boy (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Bulletproof Monk (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
- Bushwacked (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Camp Nowhere (inspiring...funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Celtic Pride (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
- Chasing Amy (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Clerks (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Club Dread (disapointed) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Corky Romano (stupid!!) .5 out of 4 stars
- Death To Smoochy (well done) 3 out of 4 stars
- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (fuckin hilarious!) 4 out of 4 stars
- Dogma (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Down To Earth (stupidly funny) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Dr. Dolittle 1 (1998) (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001) (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Dude, Where's My Car (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Dumb and Dumber (comic hilarity) 4 out of 4 stars
- Dumb and Dumberer (alright) 3 out of 4 stars
- Euro Trip (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
- Evolution (strange) 2 out of 4 stars
- Ferris Beuller's Day Off (great) 4 out of 4 stars
- Fletch (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
- Get Shorty (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Ghostbusters (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Ghostbusters II (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Happy Gilmore (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (hilarious) 3 out of 4 stars
- Head of State (racistly stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
- Heartbreakers (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- Hitch (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Home Alone (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Home Alone 3 (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
- I Heart Huckabees (weird) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- I Spy (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- Jackass: The Movie (stupidly funny) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Jersey Girl (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Joe Dirt (white trash) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Josie and the Pussycats (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
- Just Visiting (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Krippendorf's Tribe (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (WORSE THAN HORRIBLE) 0 out of 4 stars
- Ladykillers, The (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Legally Blonde 1 (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Liar Liar (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Little Nicky (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
- Loser (stupid) 1 out of 4 stars
- Mallrats (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Mask, The (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Meet The Fockers (sneak preview) (hilarious) 3 out of 4 stars
- Meet The Parents (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Me, Myself, and Irene (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Men In Black 1(good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Men In Black 2 (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
- Monkeybone (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Mr. Deeds (2002) (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
- Mrs. Doubtfire (funny if you like crossdressing men) 2 out of 4 stars
- National Lampoon's Animal House (funny) 4 out of 4 stars
- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (funny)3.5 out of 4 stars
- National Lampoon's European Vacation (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- National Lampoon's Vacation (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- National Lampoon's Van Wilder (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- National Security (racistly stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
- New Guy, The (stupid) 1 out of 4 stars
- Not Another Teen Movie (ok) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Nutty Professor, The (amusing) 1 out of 4 stars
- Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps, The (stupid) 1 out of 4 stars
- Old School (HAHA at first then your like...GAH and then you forget about the funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
- Rat Race (2001) (ok) 3 out of 4 stars
- Robin Hood: Men In Tights (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Rush Hour 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Rush Hour 2 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Saving Silverman (beyond horrible) .5 out of 4 stars
- Scary Movie 1 (kinda bad) 2 out of 4 stars
- Scary Movie 2 (better than the first) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Scary Movie 3 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- School Of Rock (sneak preview) (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Shallow Hal (bad) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Shanghai Noon (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Shanghai Knights (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Shaun of the Dead (hilarious) 4 out of 4 stars
- Showtime (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Six Degrees of Seperation (worse then "horrible, moronic, and stupid" combined) 0 out of 4 stars
- Starsky and Hutch (not bad) 2 out of 4 stars
- Stealing Harvard (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Stuck On You (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Sugar and Spice (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- Summer Rental (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Superstar (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Super Troopers (HILARIOUS) 4 out of 4 stars
- Taxi (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Team America: World Police (HILARIOUS) 4 out of 4 stars
- Trading Places (ok) 3 out of 4 stars
- Tuxedo, The (weird...ok) 2 out of 4 stars
- Welcome To Mooseport (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Whole Nine Yards, The (weird) 2 out of 4 stars
- Without a Paddle (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
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Action
- 15 Minutes (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- 2 Fast 2 Furious (not so good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- 6th Day, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- A Knight's Tale (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Alien Vs. Predator (dissapointing) 1 out of 4 stars
- Armageddon (1998) (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Assault on Precinct 13 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Bad Boys (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Bad Boys II (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Batman: The Movie (1966) (awesome...superb...excellent) 4 out of 4 stars
- Batman (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
- Batman and Robin (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Batman Forever (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Batman Returns (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
- Battlefield Earth (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
- Behind Enemy Lines (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Blade 1 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Blade 2 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Blade: Trinity (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Bourne Identity, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Bourne Supremacy, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Catch Me If You Can (well done) 3 out of 4 stars
- Cellular (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Charlie's Angels (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Chill Factor (alright) 2 out of 5 stars
- Collateral Damage (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Constantine (boring) 1 out of 4 stars
- Cradle 2 The Grave (cool) 3 out of 4 stars
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Dante's Peak (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Daredevil (cool) 3 out of 4 stars
- Demolition Man (cool) 3 out of 4 stars
- Die Hard (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Die Hard 2 (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Die Hard: With a Vengence (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Equilibrium (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Fast and the Furious, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Fifth Element, The (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Flight of the Phoenix (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Godzilla (1998) (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
- Gone In 60 Seconds (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Hellboy (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Hero (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Hidalgo (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Hostage (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Hulk, The (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Hunted, The (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- I, Robot (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Iron Monkey (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: A View To A Kill (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Die Another Day (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Dr. No (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Goldeneye (good)3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Goldfinger (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: License To Kill (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Live and Let Die (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Moonraker (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Never Say Never Again (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Octopussy (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: The Living Daylights (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: The Man With The Golden Gun (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: The World Is Not Enough (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Thunderball (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James Bond: You Only Live Twice (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Jurrasic Park 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Jurrasic Park 3 (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
- Kill Bill Vol. 1 (bloody) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Kill Bill Vol. 2 (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- King Arthur (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- League of Extroardinary Gentleman, The (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Lost World: Jurrasic Park, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The World (not so good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Matrix, The (eye candy) 3 out of 4 stars
- Matrix: Reloaded, The (more eye candy) 3 out of 4 stars
- Matrix: Revolutions, The (EVEN MORE eye candy) 3 out of 4 stars
- Mercury Rising (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Minority Report (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Mission Impossible (great) 3 out of 4 stars
- Mission Impossible 2 (MI:2) (not so great) 2 out of 4 stars
- Mummy, The (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Mummy Returns, The (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- National Treasure (entertaining) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Once Upon A Time In Mexico (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- One, The (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Planet of the Apes, The (2001) (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Punisher, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Recruit, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Reign of Fire (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Reservoir Dogs (fantastic) 4 out of 4 stars
- Rollerball (2002) (pretty horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
- Rundown, The (good) 2.5 out of stars
- Sahara (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Scorpion King, The (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Spiderman (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Spiderman 2 (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
- Spy Game (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- S.W.A.T. (action-filled goodness) 3 out of 4 stars
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines (just as awesome) 3 out of 4 stars
- Timecop (Van Damme is "Damme" awesome) 3 out of 4 stars
- Timecop 2: The Berlin Descision (boring...hard to follow) 1 out of 4 stars
- Transporter, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Troy (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Underworld (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Van Helsing (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- X-Men (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- X2: X-Men United (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- XXX (Triple X) (good...full of action) 2 out of 4 stars
- XXX: State of the Union (good) 2 out of 4 stars
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Drama
- 25th Hour (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- A Clockwork Orange (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- A.I. Artificial Intelligence (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
- Amadeus (boring) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- American History X (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (extravigante) 4 out of 4 stars
- Big Fish (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Breakfast Club, The (great) 4 out of 4 stars
- Cast Away (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
- Collateral (very good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Coach Carter (amazing) 3 out 4 stars
- Comic Book Villans (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Dog Day Afternoon (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Domestic Disturbance (very predictable) 2 out of 4 stars
- Driven (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Fahrenheit 9/11 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Forrest Gump (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Gangs of New York (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Glass House, The (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Heist (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- House of Sand and Fog (compelling) 4 out of 4 stars
- John Q. (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Ladder 49 (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Last Samurai, The (epic) 4 out of 4 stars
- Lost In Translation (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Manchurian Candidate, The (very good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Man on Fire (spectacular) 5 out of 4 stars
- Missing, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Monster (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Mystic River (wonderfully acted) 3 out of 4 stars
- Ocean's Eleven (well done) 3 out of 4 stars
- Ocean's Twelve (well done) 3 out of 4 stars
- Orange County (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Paparazzi (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Pearl Harbor (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Phonebooth (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Poolhall Junkies (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Pulp Fiction (excellent) 4 out of 4 stars
- Scarface (1983) (excellent) 4 out of 4 stars
- Sin City (AMAZING) 4 out of 4 stars
- SLC Punk (good)3 out of 4 stars
- Sum of All Fears, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Terminal, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Top Gun (the handshake rules) 2 out of 4 stars
- Training Day (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Truman Show, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Vulgar (dissapointment) 2 out of 4 stars
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Mystery
- Along Came a Spider (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
- Clue (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- From Hell (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Insomnia (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Shaft (2000) (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
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Romance
- 16 Candles (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Girl Next Door, The (sneak preview) (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
- Just Married (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
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Video Game
- Super Mario Brothers (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Tomb Raider 1 (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (just as bad, if not worse) -1 out of 4 stars
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Family
- A Goofy Movie (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Air Bud 1 (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
- Aladdin (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Angels In The Outfield (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Big Green, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Blank Check (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Cat In The Hat, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Cheaper By The Dozen (alright....Hillary Duff is a whore) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Chicken Run (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
- Clockstoppers (alright) 1 out of 4 stars
- Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Cool Runnings (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- D2: The Mighty Ducks (great) 4 out of 4 stars
- D3: The Mighty Ducks (great) 4 out of 4 stars
- Dr. Seuss's How The Grinch Stole Christmas (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
- Finding Nemo (wasn't what it was all cracked up to be) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- First Kid (ok) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Flight of the Navigator (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Flubber (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
- Freaky Friday (2003) (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Garfield: The Movie (wasn't too lame and Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- George of the Jungle (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- Holes (??way out there??) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (alright) 1 out of 4 stars
- Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey 2 (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Ice Age (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Incredibles, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- James and the Giant Peach (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Jungle 2 Jungle (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Jungle Book, The (great) 3 out of 4 stars
- Land Before Time, The 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Land Before Time, The 2 (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Lion King, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Little Mermaid, The (alright) 1 out of 4 stars
- Marry Poppins (alright) 1 out of 4 stars
- Master of Disguise, The (beyond horrible) -1 out of 4 stars
- Mean Girls (surprisingly good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Mighty Ducks, The (superb!) 4 out of 4 stars
- Monster's Inc. (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Mulan (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Nightmare Before Christmas, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Peter Pan (great) 3 out of 4 stars
- Peter Pan (live action) (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Scooby Doo (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Shark Tale (short, funny) 2 out of 4 stars
- Shrek (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Shrek 2 (cheesy, boring) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Suburban Commando (superb!) 4 out of 4 stars
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
(awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
- Toy Story 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Toy Story 2 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
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Fantasy
- Harry Potter 2 (gay and stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
- Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (long....epic) 3 out of 4 stars
- Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (long....epic) 3 out of 4 stars
- Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King (very long....epic) 3 out of 4 stars
- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Time Machine, The (interesting...cool) 2 out of 4 stars
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Sci-Fi
- Butterfly Effect, The (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Chronicles of Riddick, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Core, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Day After Tomorrow, The (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Lost In Space (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Paycheck (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
- Soylent Green (awesome)3.5 out of 4 stars
- Star Trek: Nemesis (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Star Wars: Episode 1 (sucked) 0 out of 4 stars
- Star Wars: Episode 2 (getting better) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Star Wars: Episode 4 (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
- Star Wars: Episode 5 (great)3 out of 4 stars
- Star Wars: Episode 6 (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Timeline (one word....bad acting...or just bad) .5 out of 4 stars
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Suspense/Horror
- 28 Days Later (better than perfect) 4 out of 4 stars
- Alone in the Dark (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Amityville Horror, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Boogeyman (trippy) 3 out of 4 stars
- Cursed (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Darkness, The (boring/stupid) 1 out of 4 stars
- Darkness Falls (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- Dawn of the Dead (2004) (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Dreamcatcher (great!) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Eight Legged Freaks (most oddball movie ever made) 1 out of 4 stars
- Exorcist: The Beginning (cool) 3 out of 4 stars
- Faculty, The (cool) 2 out of 4 stars
- Final Destination (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- Final Destination 2 (bad....but cool) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Forgotten, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Freddy Vs. Jason (cool and bloody) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Friday the 13th (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- From Dusk Till Dawn (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Godsend (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Ghost Ship (kinda predictable) 1.5 out of 4 stars
- Ghosts of Mars (no plot....good action) 2 out of 4 stars
- Gothika (creepy) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Grudge, The (boring) 1 out of 4 stars
- Halloween (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Halloween II (equally as good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Hannibal (boring) 1 out of 4 stars
- Hide and Seek (dull) 2 out of 4 stars
- Hollow Man (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- House of 1000 Corpses (sadisticaly cool) 3 out of 4 stars
- House of the Dead (kind of cool, boring) 2 out of 4 stars
- Identity (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- I Know What You Did Last Summer (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
- I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (equally stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
- Jacket, The (weird, good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Jason X (cool) 2 out of 4 stars
- Jaws Series (cool) 2 out of 4 stars
- Jeepers Creepers (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Jeepers Creepers 2 (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
- Joy Ride (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
- Nightmare On Elm Street (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- One Hour Photo (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
- Others, The (weird) 2 out of 4 stars
- Poltergeist, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Red Dragon (insane) 3 out of 4 stars
- Resident Evil (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- Resident Evil: Apocalypse (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
- Ring, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Ring 2, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Saw (excellent) 3 out of 4 stars
- Silence of the Lambs (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
- Signs (pretty strange) 2 out of 4 stars
- Sixth Sense, The (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
- Taking Lives (good) 3 out of 4 stars
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) (good) 2 out of 4 stars
- Village, The (good till he ruins it halfway through) 2.5 out of 4 stars
- White Noise (trippy) 2 out of 4 stars
- Willard (sucked) 1 out of 4 stars
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