My Movie Reviews


All of these movie reviews are my opinion and you don't have to agree with me, just know that I am right and you are wrong. I have seen hundreds of movies, I think I know how to tell if a movie is good or bad. I will share my insight with you so you know what you can go catch in the theather, at home, or anywhere and what you can avoid at all costs.

Total Movies To Date (9/26/05): 464

All movies in lime are ones that I saw recently within the week.

Update: Coming Soon

1. The Chronicles of Riddick (June 11)
2. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (June 18)
3. The Terminal (June 18)
4. Spider-Man 2 (June 30)
5. King Arthur (July 7)
6. Anchorman (July 9)
7. I, Robot (July 16)
8. The Bourne Supremacy (July 23)
9. The Village (July 30)
10. The Manchurian Candidate (July 30)
11. Collateral (August 6)
12. Alien vs. Predator (August 13)
13. Exorcist: The Beginning (August 20)
14. Without a Paddle (August 20)
15. Hero (August 27)
16. Suspect Zero (August 27)
17. Paparazzi (September 3)
18. Resident Evil: Apocalypse (September 10)
19. Cellular (September 10)
20. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (September 17)
21. Shaun of the Dead (September 24)
22. The Forgotten (September 24)
23. Ladder 49 (October 1)
24. I Heart Huckabees (October 1)
25. Friday Night Lights (October 8)
26. Taxi (October 8)
27. Team America: World Police (October 15)
28. Surviving Christmas (October 22)
29. The Grudge (October 22)
30. Saw (October 29)
31. Seed of Chucky (November 12)
32. National Treasure (November 19)
33. Alexander (November 24)
34. Christmas With The Kranks (November 24)
35. Blade: Trinity (December 8)
36. Ocean's Twelve (December 10)
37. The Aviator (December 17)
38. Spainglish (December 17)
39. Flight of the Phoenix (December 17)
40. Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (December 22)
41. Meet The Fockers (December 22)
42. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (December 25)
43. The Darkness (December 25)

    January

44. White Noise (January 7)
45. Coach Carter (January 14)
46. Assault on Precinct 13 (January 19)
47. Hide and Seek (January 28)
48. Alone in the Dark (January 28)

    February

49. Boogeyman (February 4)
50. Hitch (February 11)
51. Constantine (February 18)
52. Cursed (February 25)

    March

53. Be Cool (March 4)
54. The Jacket (March 4)
55. Hostage (March 11)
56. The Ring 2 (March 18)

    April

57. Sin City (April 1)
58. Kung Fu Hustle (April 8)
59. Sahara (April 8)
60. The Amityville Horror (April 15)
61. The Interpreter (April 22)
62. XXX: State of the Union (April 29)
63. The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (April 29)

    May

64. Crash (May 6)
65. House of Wax (May 6)
66. Kicking and Screaming (May 13)
67. Unleashed (May 13)
68. Mindhunters (May 13)
69. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (May 19)
70. The Longest Yard (May 27)

    June

71. Cinderella Man (June 3)
72. High Tension (June 10)
73. Mr. and Mrs. Smith (June 10)
74. Batman Begins (June 15)
75. Land of the Dead (June 24)
76. The War of the Worlds (June 29)

    July

77. Dark Water (July 8)
78. Fantastic Four (July 8)
79. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (July 15)
80. Wedding Crashers (July 15)
81. The Devil's Rejects (July 22)
82. The Island (July 22)
83. Bad News Bears (July 22)
84. Stealth (July 29)

    August

85. The Dukes of Hazzard (August 5)
86. Four Brothers (August 12)
87. The Skeleton Key (August 12)
88. The 40-Year-Old Virgin (August 19)
89. Red Eye (August 19)
90. The Brothers Grimm (August 26)
91. The Cave (August 26)

    September

92. The Transporter 2 (September 2)
93. The Exorcism of Emily Rose (September 9)
94. The Man (September 9)
95. Lord of War (September 16)
96. Flightplan (September 23)
97. Into The Blue (September 30)

    October

98. Waiting (October 7)
99. Two For The Money (October 7)
100. Domino (October 14)
101. The Fog (October 14)
102. Stay (October 21)
103. Doom (October 21)
104. The Legend of Zorro (October 28)
105. The Weather Man (October 28)
106. Saw 2 (October 28)

     November

107. Jarhead (November 4)
108. Derailed (November 11)
109. Zathura (November 11)
110. Wolf Creek (November 18)
111. The Ice Harvest (November 23)
112. Just Friends (November 23)

     December

113. Aeon Flux (December 2)
114. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (December 9)
115. King Kong (December 14)
116. Fun With Dick and Jane (December 21)
117. The Producers (December 21)
118. Hard Candy (December 23)
119. The Ringer (December 23)
120. Hoodwinked! (December 25)

My Associates Movie Reviews

Comedy 8 Crazy Nights (VERY STUPID!) 0 out of 4 stars 10 Things I Hate About You (cheesy) 1 out of 4 stars 50 First Dates (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (good) 2 out of 4 stars Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars Addam's Family, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Addam's Family Values (good) 2 out of 4 stars Adventures In Babysitting (great) 2 out of 4 stars Along Came Polly (funny) 2 out of 4 stars American Pie (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars American Pie 2 (funny) 3 out of 4 stars American Wedding (tolerable) 2 out of 4 stars Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (very funny) 3 out of 4 stars Anger Management (waste of everything humanly possible) 0 out of 4 stars Austin Powers in Goldmember (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (kinda stupid) 2 out of 4 stars Bad Company (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars Bad Santa (hilarious) 3.5 out of 4 stars Bandits (bad) 1 out of 4 stars Be Cool (good) 2 out of 4 stars Beverly Hills Ninja (good) 2 out of 4 Big (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Big Bounce, The (not good) 1 out of 4 stars Big Daddy (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars Big Momma's House (not funny) 1 out of 4 stars Big Trouble (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars Billy Madison (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars Black Knight (worse than bad) .5 out of 4 stars Blazing Saddles (hilarious) 4 out of 4 stars Blue Streak (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Bring It On (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars Bruce Almighty (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars Bubble Boy (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars Bulletproof Monk (ok) 2 out of 4 stars Bushwacked (good) 3 out of 4 stars Camp Nowhere (inspiring...funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars Celtic Pride (funny) 3 out of 4 stars Chasing Amy (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars Clerks (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars Club Dread (disapointed) 2.5 out of 4 stars Corky Romano (stupid!!) .5 out of 4 stars Death To Smoochy (well done) 3 out of 4 stars Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (fuckin hilarious!) 4 out of 4 stars Dogma (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars Down To Earth (stupidly funny) 1.5 out of 4 stars Dr. Dolittle 1 (1998) (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001) (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Dude, Where's My Car (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars Dumb and Dumber (comic hilarity) 4 out of 4 stars Dumb and Dumberer (alright) 3 out of 4 stars Euro Trip (funny) 3 out of 4 stars Evolution (strange) 2 out of 4 stars Ferris Beuller's Day Off (great) 4 out of 4 stars Fletch (funny) 3 out of 4 stars Get Shorty (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Ghostbusters (good) 3 out of 4 stars Ghostbusters II (good) 3 out of 4 stars Happy Gilmore (good) 3 out of 4 stars Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (hilarious) 3 out of 4 stars Head of State (racistly stupid) .5 out of 4 stars Heartbreakers (bad) 1 out of 4 stars Hitch (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars Home Alone (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars Home Alone 3 (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars I Heart Huckabees (weird) 1.5 out of 4 stars I Spy (bad) 1 out of 4 stars Jackass: The Movie (stupidly funny) 1.5 out of 4 stars Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars Jersey Girl (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Joe Dirt (white trash) 2.5 out of 4 stars Josie and the Pussycats (ok) 2 out of 4 stars Just Visiting (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars Krippendorf's Tribe (good) 2 out of 4 stars Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (WORSE THAN HORRIBLE) 0 out of 4 stars Ladykillers, The (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Legally Blonde 1 (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Liar Liar (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Little Nicky (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars Loser (stupid) 1 out of 4 stars Mallrats (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars Mask, The (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Meet The Fockers (sneak preview) (hilarious) 3 out of 4 stars Meet The Parents (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Me, Myself, and Irene (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars Men In Black 1(good) 2 out of 4 stars Men In Black 2 (ok) 2 out of 4 stars Monkeybone (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars Monty Python and the Holy Grail (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars Mr. Deeds (2002) (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars Mrs. Doubtfire (funny if you like crossdressing men) 2 out of 4 stars National Lampoon's Animal House (funny) 4 out of 4 stars National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (funny)3.5 out of 4 stars National Lampoon's European Vacation (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars National Lampoon's Vacation (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars National Lampoon's Van Wilder (alright) 2 out of 4 stars National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars National Security (racistly stupid) 0 out of 4 stars New Guy, The (stupid) 1 out of 4 stars Not Another Teen Movie (ok) 1.5 out of 4 stars Nutty Professor, The (amusing) 1 out of 4 stars Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps, The (stupid) 1 out of 4 stars Old School (HAHA at first then your like...GAH and then you forget about the funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (funny) 3 out of 4 stars Rat Race (2001) (ok) 3 out of 4 stars Robin Hood: Men In Tights (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars Rush Hour 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars Rush Hour 2 (good) 2 out of 4 stars Saving Silverman (beyond horrible) .5 out of 4 stars Scary Movie 1 (kinda bad) 2 out of 4 stars Scary Movie 2 (better than the first) 2.5 out of 4 stars Scary Movie 3 (good) 3 out of 4 stars School Of Rock (sneak preview) (good) 3 out of 4 stars Shallow Hal (bad) 1.5 out of 4 stars Shanghai Noon (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Shanghai Knights (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Shaun of the Dead (hilarious) 4 out of 4 stars Showtime (good) 2 out of 4 stars Six Degrees of Seperation (worse then "horrible, moronic, and stupid" combined) 0 out of 4 stars Starsky and Hutch (not bad) 2 out of 4 stars Stealing Harvard (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars Stuck On You (good) 2 out of 4 stars Sugar and Spice (bad) 1 out of 4 stars Summer Rental (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars Superstar (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Super Troopers (HILARIOUS) 4 out of 4 stars Taxi (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Team America: World Police (HILARIOUS) 4 out of 4 stars Trading Places (ok) 3 out of 4 stars Tuxedo, The (weird...ok) 2 out of 4 stars Welcome To Mooseport (funny) 2 out of 4 stars Whole Nine Yards, The (weird) 2 out of 4 stars Without a Paddle (funny) 3 out of 4 stars	Action 15 Minutes (good) 3 out of 4 stars 2 Fast 2 Furious (not so good) 1.5 out of 4 stars 6th Day, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars A Knight's Tale (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Alien Vs. Predator (dissapointing) 1 out of 4 stars Armageddon (1998) (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Assault on Precinct 13 (good) 3 out of 4 stars Bad Boys (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Bad Boys II (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Batman: The Movie (1966) (awesome...superb...excellent) 4 out of 4 stars Batman (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars Batman and Robin (good) 3 out of 4 stars Batman Forever (good) 3 out of 4 stars Batman Returns (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars Battlefield Earth (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars Behind Enemy Lines (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Blade 1 (good) 3 out of 4 stars Blade 2 (good) 3 out of 4 stars Blade: Trinity (good) 3 out of 4 stars Bourne Identity, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Bourne Supremacy, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Catch Me If You Can (well done) 3 out of 4 stars Cellular (good) 2 out of 4 stars Charlie's Angels (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Chill Factor (alright) 2 out of 5 stars Collateral Damage (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars Constantine (boring) 1 out of 4 stars Cradle 2 The Grave (cool) 3 out of 4 stars Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (good) 3 out of 4 stars Dante's Peak (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Daredevil (cool) 3 out of 4 stars Demolition Man (cool) 3 out of 4 stars Die Hard (good) 3 out of 4 stars Die Hard 2 (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Die Hard: With a Vengence (good) 3 out of 4 stars Equilibrium (good) 3 out of 4 stars Fast and the Furious, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Fifth Element, The (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Flight of the Phoenix (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Godzilla (1998) (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars Gone In 60 Seconds (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Hellboy (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Hero (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Hidalgo (good) 3 out of 4 stars Hostage (good) 2 out of 4 stars Hulk, The (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Hunted, The (alright) 2 out of 4 stars I, Robot (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Iron Monkey (good) 2 out of 4 stars James Bond: A View To A Kill (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Die Another Day (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Dr. No (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Goldeneye (good)3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Goldfinger (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: License To Kill (bad) 1 out of 4 stars James Bond: Live and Let Die (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Moonraker (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Never Say Never Again (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Octopussy (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: The Living Daylights (bad) 1 out of 4 stars James Bond: The Man With The Golden Gun (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: The World Is Not Enough (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Thunderball (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies (good) 3 out of 4 stars James Bond: You Only Live Twice (good) 3 out of 4 stars Jurrasic Park 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars Jurrasic Park 3 (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars Kill Bill Vol. 1 (bloody) 3.5 out of 4 stars Kill Bill Vol. 2 (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars King Arthur (good) 3 out of 4 stars League of Extroardinary Gentleman, The (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Lost World: Jurrasic Park, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The World (not so good) 1.5 out of 4 stars Matrix, The (eye candy) 3 out of 4 stars Matrix: Reloaded, The (more eye candy) 3 out of 4 stars Matrix: Revolutions, The (EVEN MORE eye candy) 3 out of 4 stars Mercury Rising (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Minority Report (good) 2 out of 4 stars Mission Impossible (great) 3 out of 4 stars Mission Impossible 2 (MI:2) (not so great) 2 out of 4 stars Mummy, The (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Mummy Returns, The (alright) 2 out of 4 stars National Treasure (entertaining) 2.5 out of 4 stars Once Upon A Time In Mexico (good) 2 out of 4 stars One, The (bad) 1 out of 4 stars Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Planet of the Apes, The (2001) (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Punisher, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Recruit, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Reign of Fire (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Reservoir Dogs (fantastic) 4 out of 4 stars Rollerball (2002) (pretty horrible) 0 out of 4 stars Rundown, The (good) 2.5 out of stars Sahara (good) 2 out of 4 stars Scorpion King, The (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars Spiderman (good) 2 out of 4 stars Spiderman 2 (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars Spy Game (good) 2 out of 4 stars S.W.A.T. (action-filled goodness) 3 out of 4 stars Terminator 2: Judgement Day (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines (just as awesome) 3 out of 4 stars Timecop (Van Damme is "Damme" awesome) 3 out of 4 stars Timecop 2: The Berlin Descision (boring...hard to follow) 1 out of 4 stars Transporter, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Troy (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Underworld (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Van Helsing (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars X-Men (good) 2 out of 4 stars X2: X-Men United (good) 2 out of 4 stars XXX (Triple X) (good...full of action) 2 out of 4 stars XXX: State of the Union (good) 2 out of 4 stars
Drama 25th Hour (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars A Clockwork Orange (good) 3 out of 4 stars A.I. Artificial Intelligence (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars Amadeus (boring) 1.5 out of 4 stars American History X (good) 3 out of 4 stars Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (extravigante) 4 out of 4 stars Big Fish (good) 3 out of 4 stars Breakfast Club, The (great) 4 out of 4 stars Cast Away (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars Collateral (very good) 3.5 out of 4 stars Coach Carter (amazing) 3 out 4 stars Comic Book Villans (good) 3 out of 4 stars Dog Day Afternoon (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars Domestic Disturbance (very predictable) 2 out of 4 stars Driven (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (good) 3 out of 4 stars Fahrenheit 9/11 (good) 3 out of 4 stars Forrest Gump (good) 3 out of 4 stars Gangs of New York (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Glass House, The (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Heist (good) 3 out of 4 stars House of Sand and Fog (compelling) 4 out of 4 stars John Q. (good) 3 out of 4 stars Ladder 49 (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars Last Samurai, The (epic) 4 out of 4 stars Lost In Translation (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Manchurian Candidate, The (very good) 3 out of 4 stars Man on Fire (spectacular) 5 out of 4 stars Missing, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Monster (good) 3 out of 4 stars Mystic River (wonderfully acted) 3 out of 4 stars Ocean's Eleven (well done) 3 out of 4 stars Ocean's Twelve (well done) 3 out of 4 stars Orange County (good) 3 out of 4 stars Paparazzi (good) 2 out of 4 stars Pearl Harbor (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Phonebooth (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Poolhall Junkies (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars Pulp Fiction (excellent) 4 out of 4 stars Scarface (1983) (excellent) 4 out of 4 stars Sin City (AMAZING) 4 out of 4 stars SLC Punk (good)3 out of 4 stars Sum of All Fears, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Terminal, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Top Gun (the handshake rules) 2 out of 4 stars Training Day (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Truman Show, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Vulgar (dissapointment) 2 out of 4 stars	Mystery Along Came a Spider (ok) 2 out of 4 stars Clue (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars From Hell (good) 3 out of 4 stars Insomnia (good) 3 out of 4 stars Shaft (2000) (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
Romance 16 Candles (good) 2 out of 4 stars Girl Next Door, The (sneak preview) (good) 3 out of 4 stars How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars Just Married (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
Video Game Super Mario Brothers (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Tomb Raider 1 (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (just as bad, if not worse) -1 out of 4 stars	Family A Goofy Movie (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Air Bud 1 (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars Aladdin (good) 2 out of 4 stars Angels In The Outfield (good) 2 out of 4 stars Big Green, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Blank Check (good) 2 out of 4 stars Cat In The Hat, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Cheaper By The Dozen (alright....Hillary Duff is a whore) 1.5 out of 4 stars Chicken Run (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars Clockstoppers (alright) 1 out of 4 stars Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Cool Runnings (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars D2: The Mighty Ducks (great) 4 out of 4 stars D3: The Mighty Ducks (great) 4 out of 4 stars Dr. Seuss's How The Grinch Stole Christmas (ok) 2 out of 4 stars Finding Nemo (wasn't what it was all cracked up to be) 1.5 out of 4 stars First Kid (ok) 1.5 out of 4 stars Flight of the Navigator (good) 2 out of 4 stars Flubber (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars Freaky Friday (2003) (good) 2 out of 4 stars Garfield: The Movie (wasn't too lame and Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot) 1.5 out of 4 stars George of the Jungle (bad) 1 out of 4 stars Holes (??way out there??) 1.5 out of 4 stars Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (alright) 1 out of 4 stars Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey 2 (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Ice Age (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars Incredibles, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars James and the Giant Peach (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Jungle 2 Jungle (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Jungle Book, The (great) 3 out of 4 stars Land Before Time, The 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars Land Before Time, The 2 (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Lion King, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Little Mermaid, The (alright) 1 out of 4 stars Marry Poppins (alright) 1 out of 4 stars Master of Disguise, The (beyond horrible) -1 out of 4 stars Mean Girls (surprisingly good) 2 out of 4 stars Mighty Ducks, The (superb!) 4 out of 4 stars Monster's Inc. (good) 2 out of 4 stars Mulan (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Nightmare Before Christmas, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Peter Pan (great) 3 out of 4 stars Peter Pan (live action) (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Scooby Doo (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Shark Tale (short, funny) 2 out of 4 stars Shrek (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Shrek 2 (cheesy, boring) 1.5 out of 4 stars Suburban Commando (superb!) 4 out of 4 stars Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars Toy Story 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars Toy Story 2 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
Fantasy Harry Potter 2 (gay and stupid) 0 out of 4 stars Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (long....epic) 3 out of 4 stars Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (long....epic) 3 out of 4 stars Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King (very long....epic) 3 out of 4 stars Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Time Machine, The (interesting...cool) 2 out of 4 stars	Sci-Fi Butterfly Effect, The (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Chronicles of Riddick, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Core, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Day After Tomorrow, The (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars Lost In Space (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Paycheck (bad) 0 out of 4 stars Soylent Green (awesome)3.5 out of 4 stars Star Trek: Nemesis (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars Star Wars: Episode 1 (sucked) 0 out of 4 stars Star Wars: Episode 2 (getting better) 1.5 out of 4 stars Star Wars: Episode 4 (ok) 2 out of 4 stars Star Wars: Episode 5 (great)3 out of 4 stars Star Wars: Episode 6 (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Timeline (one word....bad acting...or just bad) .5 out of 4 stars
Suspense/Horror 28 Days Later (better than perfect) 4 out of 4 stars Alone in the Dark (good) 3 out of 4 stars Amityville Horror, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Boogeyman (trippy) 3 out of 4 stars Cursed (good) 2 out of 4 stars Darkness, The (boring/stupid) 1 out of 4 stars Darkness Falls (bad) 1 out of 4 stars Dawn of the Dead (2004) (good) 3 out of 4 stars Dreamcatcher (great!) 3.5 out of 4 stars Eight Legged Freaks (most oddball movie ever made) 1 out of 4 stars Exorcist: The Beginning (cool) 3 out of 4 stars Faculty, The (cool) 2 out of 4 stars Final Destination (bad) 1 out of 4 stars Final Destination 2 (bad....but cool) 1.5 out of 4 stars Forgotten, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars Freddy Vs. Jason (cool and bloody) 2.5 out of 4 stars Friday the 13th (good) 2 out of 4 stars From Dusk Till Dawn (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars Godsend (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars Ghost Ship (kinda predictable) 1.5 out of 4 stars Ghosts of Mars (no plot....good action) 2 out of 4 stars Gothika (creepy) 2.5 out of 4 stars Grudge, The (boring) 1 out of 4 stars Halloween (good) 3 out of 4 stars Halloween II (equally as good) 3 out of 4 stars Hannibal (boring) 1 out of 4 stars Hide and Seek (dull) 2 out of 4 stars Hollow Man (bad) .5 out of 4 stars House of 1000 Corpses (sadisticaly cool) 3 out of 4 stars House of the Dead (kind of cool, boring) 2 out of 4 stars Identity (good) 3 out of 4 stars I Know What You Did Last Summer (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (equally stupid) 0 out of 4 stars Jacket, The (weird, good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Jason X (cool) 2 out of 4 stars Jaws Series (cool) 2 out of 4 stars Jeepers Creepers (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Jeepers Creepers 2 (bad) .5 out of 4 stars Joy Ride (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars Nightmare On Elm Street (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars One Hour Photo (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars Others, The (weird) 2 out of 4 stars Poltergeist, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Red Dragon (insane) 3 out of 4 stars Resident Evil (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars Resident Evil: Apocalypse (ok) 2 out of 4 stars Ring, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Ring 2, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars Saw (excellent) 3 out of 4 stars Silence of the Lambs (alright) 2 out of 4 stars Signs (pretty strange) 2 out of 4 stars Sixth Sense, The (bad) 1 out of 4 stars Taking Lives (good) 3 out of 4 stars Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) (good) 2 out of 4 stars Village, The (good till he ruins it halfway through) 2.5 out of 4 stars White Noise (trippy) 2 out of 4 stars Willard (sucked) 1 out of 4 stars