My Movie Reviews



All of these movie reviews are my opinion and you don't have to agree with me, just know that I am right and you are wrong. I have seen hundreds of movies, I think I know how to tell if a movie is good or bad. I will share my insight with you so you know what you can go catch in the theather, at home, or anywhere and what you can avoid at all costs.

Total Movies To Date (9/26/05): 464


All movies in lime are ones that I saw recently within the week.

Update: Coming Soon
  1. The Chronicles of Riddick (June 11)
  2. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (June 18)
  3. The Terminal (June 18)
  4. Spider-Man 2 (June 30)
  5. King Arthur (July 7)
  6. Anchorman (July 9)
  7. I, Robot (July 16)
  8. The Bourne Supremacy (July 23)
  9. The Village (July 30)
  10. The Manchurian Candidate (July 30)
  11. Collateral (August 6)
  12. Alien vs. Predator (August 13)
  13. Exorcist: The Beginning (August 20)
  14. Without a Paddle (August 20)
  15. Hero (August 27)
  16. Suspect Zero (August 27)
  17. Paparazzi (September 3)
  18. Resident Evil: Apocalypse (September 10)
  19. Cellular (September 10)
  20. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (September 17)
  21. Shaun of the Dead (September 24)
  22. The Forgotten (September 24)
  23. Ladder 49 (October 1)
  24. I Heart Huckabees (October 1)
  25. Friday Night Lights (October 8)
  26. Taxi (October 8)
  27. Team America: World Police (October 15)
  28. Surviving Christmas (October 22)
  29. The Grudge (October 22)
  30. Saw (October 29)
  31. Seed of Chucky (November 12)
  32. National Treasure (November 19)
  33. Alexander (November 24)
  34. Christmas With The Kranks (November 24)
  35. Blade: Trinity (December 8)
  36. Ocean's Twelve (December 10)
  37. The Aviator (December 17)
  38. Spainglish (December 17)
  39. Flight of the Phoenix (December 17)
  40. Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (December 22)
  41. Meet The Fockers (December 22)
  42. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (December 25)
  43. The Darkness (December 25)

    January

  44. White Noise (January 7)
  45. Coach Carter (January 14)
  46. Assault on Precinct 13 (January 19)
  47. Hide and Seek (January 28)
  48. Alone in the Dark (January 28)

    February

  49. Boogeyman (February 4)
  50. Hitch (February 11)
  51. Constantine (February 18)
  52. Cursed (February 25)

    March

  53. Be Cool (March 4)
  54. The Jacket (March 4)
  55. Hostage (March 11)
  56. The Ring 2 (March 18)

    April

  57. Sin City (April 1)
  58. Kung Fu Hustle (April 8)
  59. Sahara (April 8)
  60. The Amityville Horror (April 15)
  61. The Interpreter (April 22)
  62. XXX: State of the Union (April 29)
  63. The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (April 29)

    May

  64. Crash (May 6)
  65. House of Wax (May 6)
  66. Kicking and Screaming (May 13)
  67. Unleashed (May 13)
  68. Mindhunters (May 13)
  69. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (May 19)
  70. The Longest Yard (May 27)

    June

  71. Cinderella Man (June 3)
  72. High Tension (June 10)
  73. Mr. and Mrs. Smith (June 10)
  74. Batman Begins (June 15)
  75. Land of the Dead (June 24)
  76. The War of the Worlds (June 29)

    July

  77. Dark Water (July 8)
  78. Fantastic Four (July 8)
  79. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (July 15)
  80. Wedding Crashers (July 15)
  81. The Devil's Rejects (July 22)
  82. The Island (July 22)
  83. Bad News Bears (July 22)
  84. Stealth (July 29)

    August

  85. The Dukes of Hazzard (August 5)
  86. Four Brothers (August 12)
  87. The Skeleton Key (August 12)
  88. The 40-Year-Old Virgin (August 19)
  89. Red Eye (August 19)
  90. The Brothers Grimm (August 26)
  91. The Cave (August 26)

    September

  92. The Transporter 2 (September 2)
  93. The Exorcism of Emily Rose (September 9)
  94. The Man (September 9)
  95. Lord of War (September 16)
  96. Flightplan (September 23)
  97. Into The Blue (September 30)

    October

  98. Waiting (October 7)
  99. Two For The Money (October 7)
  100. Domino (October 14)
  101. The Fog (October 14)
  102. Stay (October 21)
  103. Doom (October 21)
  104. The Legend of Zorro (October 28)
  105. The Weather Man (October 28)
  106. Saw 2 (October 28)

    November

  107. Jarhead (November 4)
  108. Derailed (November 11)
  109. Zathura (November 11)
  110. Wolf Creek (November 18)
  111. The Ice Harvest (November 23)
  112. Just Friends (November 23)

    December

  113. Aeon Flux (December 2)
  114. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (December 9)
  115. King Kong (December 14)
  116. Fun With Dick and Jane (December 21)
  117. The Producers (December 21)
  118. Hard Candy (December 23)
  119. The Ringer (December 23)
  120. Hoodwinked! (December 25)



My Associates Movie Reviews



Comedy

  • 8 Crazy Nights (VERY STUPID!) 0 out of 4 stars
  • 10 Things I Hate About You (cheesy) 1 out of 4 stars
  • 50 First Dates (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Addam's Family, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Addam's Family Values (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Adventures In Babysitting (great) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Along Came Polly (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • American Pie (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • American Pie 2 (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
  • American Wedding (tolerable) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (very funny) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Anger Management (waste of everything humanly possible) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Austin Powers in Goldmember (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (kinda stupid) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Bad Company (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Bad Santa (hilarious) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Bandits (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Be Cool (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Beverly Hills Ninja (good) 2 out of 4
  • Big (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Big Bounce, The (not good) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Big Daddy (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Big Momma's House (not funny) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Big Trouble (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Billy Madison (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Black Knight (worse than bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Blazing Saddles (hilarious) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Blue Streak (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Bring It On (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Bruce Almighty (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Bubble Boy (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Bulletproof Monk (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Bushwacked (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Camp Nowhere (inspiring...funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Celtic Pride (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Chasing Amy (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Clerks (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Club Dread (disapointed) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Corky Romano (stupid!!) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Death To Smoochy (well done) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (fuckin hilarious!) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Dogma (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Down To Earth (stupidly funny) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Dr. Dolittle 1 (1998) (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001) (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Dude, Where's My Car (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Dumb and Dumber (comic hilarity) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Dumb and Dumberer (alright) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Euro Trip (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Evolution (strange) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Ferris Beuller's Day Off (great) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Fletch (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Get Shorty (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Ghostbusters (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Ghostbusters II (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Happy Gilmore (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (hilarious) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Head of State (racistly stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Heartbreakers (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Hitch (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Home Alone (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Home Alone 3 (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
  • I Heart Huckabees (weird) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • I Spy (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Jackass: The Movie (stupidly funny) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Jersey Girl (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Joe Dirt (white trash) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Josie and the Pussycats (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Just Visiting (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Krippendorf's Tribe (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (WORSE THAN HORRIBLE) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Ladykillers, The (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Legally Blonde 1 (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Liar Liar (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Little Nicky (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Loser (stupid) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Mallrats (good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Mask, The (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Meet The Fockers (sneak preview) (hilarious) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Meet The Parents (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Me, Myself, and Irene (funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Men In Black 1(good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Men In Black 2 (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Monkeybone (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Mr. Deeds (2002) (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Mrs. Doubtfire (funny if you like crossdressing men) 2 out of 4 stars
  • National Lampoon's Animal House (funny) 4 out of 4 stars
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (funny)3.5 out of 4 stars
  • National Lampoon's European Vacation (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • National Lampoon's Vacation (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • National Lampoon's Van Wilder (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • National Security (racistly stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
  • New Guy, The (stupid) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Not Another Teen Movie (ok) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Nutty Professor, The (amusing) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps, The (stupid) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Old School (HAHA at first then your like...GAH and then you forget about the funny) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (funny) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Rat Race (2001) (ok) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Robin Hood: Men In Tights (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Rush Hour 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Rush Hour 2 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Saving Silverman (beyond horrible) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Scary Movie 1 (kinda bad) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Scary Movie 2 (better than the first) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Scary Movie 3 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • School Of Rock (sneak preview) (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Shallow Hal (bad) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Shanghai Noon (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Shanghai Knights (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Shaun of the Dead (hilarious) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Showtime (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Six Degrees of Seperation (worse then "horrible, moronic, and stupid" combined) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Starsky and Hutch (not bad) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Stealing Harvard (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Stuck On You (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Sugar and Spice (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Summer Rental (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Superstar (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Super Troopers (HILARIOUS) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Taxi (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Team America: World Police (HILARIOUS) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Trading Places (ok) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Tuxedo, The (weird...ok) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Welcome To Mooseport (funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Whole Nine Yards, The (weird) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Without a Paddle (funny) 3 out of 4 stars

Action

  • 15 Minutes (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious (not so good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • 6th Day, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • A Knight's Tale (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Alien Vs. Predator (dissapointing) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Armageddon (1998) (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Assault on Precinct 13 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Bad Boys (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Bad Boys II (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Batman: The Movie (1966) (awesome...superb...excellent) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Batman (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Batman and Robin (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Batman Forever (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Batman Returns (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Battlefield Earth (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Behind Enemy Lines (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Blade 1 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Blade 2 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Blade: Trinity (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Bourne Identity, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Bourne Supremacy, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Catch Me If You Can (well done) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Cellular (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Charlie's Angels (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Chill Factor (alright) 2 out of 5 stars
  • Collateral Damage (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Constantine (boring) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Cradle 2 The Grave (cool) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Dante's Peak (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Daredevil (cool) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Demolition Man (cool) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Die Hard (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Die Hard 2 (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Die Hard: With a Vengence (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Equilibrium (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Fast and the Furious, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Fifth Element, The (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Flight of the Phoenix (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Godzilla (1998) (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Gone In 60 Seconds (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Hellboy (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Hero (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Hidalgo (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Hostage (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Hulk, The (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Hunted, The (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • I, Robot (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Iron Monkey (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: A View To A Kill (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Die Another Day (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Dr. No (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Goldeneye (good)3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Goldfinger (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: License To Kill (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Live and Let Die (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Moonraker (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Never Say Never Again (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Octopussy (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: The Living Daylights (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: The Man With The Golden Gun (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: The World Is Not Enough (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Thunderball (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James Bond: You Only Live Twice (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Jurrasic Park 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Jurrasic Park 3 (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Kill Bill Vol. 1 (bloody) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Kill Bill Vol. 2 (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • King Arthur (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • League of Extroardinary Gentleman, The (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Lost World: Jurrasic Park, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The World (not so good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Matrix, The (eye candy) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Matrix: Reloaded, The (more eye candy) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Matrix: Revolutions, The (EVEN MORE eye candy) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Mercury Rising (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Minority Report (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Mission Impossible (great) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Mission Impossible 2 (MI:2) (not so great) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Mummy, The (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Mummy Returns, The (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • National Treasure (entertaining) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Once Upon A Time In Mexico (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • One, The (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Planet of the Apes, The (2001) (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Punisher, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Recruit, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Reign of Fire (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Reservoir Dogs (fantastic) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Rollerball (2002) (pretty horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Rundown, The (good) 2.5 out of stars
  • Sahara (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Scorpion King, The (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Spiderman (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Spiderman 2 (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Spy Game (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • S.W.A.T. (action-filled goodness) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Terminator 2: Judgement Day (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines (just as awesome) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Timecop (Van Damme is "Damme" awesome) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Timecop 2: The Berlin Descision (boring...hard to follow) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Transporter, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Troy (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Underworld (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Van Helsing (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • X-Men (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • X2: X-Men United (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • XXX (Triple X) (good...full of action) 2 out of 4 stars
  • XXX: State of the Union (good) 2 out of 4 stars

Drama

  • 25th Hour (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • A Clockwork Orange (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Amadeus (boring) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • American History X (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (extravigante) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Big Fish (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Breakfast Club, The (great) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Cast Away (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Collateral (very good) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Coach Carter (amazing) 3 out 4 stars
  • Comic Book Villans (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Dog Day Afternoon (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Domestic Disturbance (very predictable) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Driven (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Fahrenheit 9/11 (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Forrest Gump (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Gangs of New York (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Glass House, The (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Heist (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • House of Sand and Fog (compelling) 4 out of 4 stars
  • John Q. (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Ladder 49 (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Last Samurai, The (epic) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Lost In Translation (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Manchurian Candidate, The (very good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Man on Fire (spectacular) 5 out of 4 stars
  • Missing, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Monster (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Mystic River (wonderfully acted) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Ocean's Eleven (well done) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Ocean's Twelve (well done) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Orange County (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Paparazzi (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Pearl Harbor (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Phonebooth (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Poolhall Junkies (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Pulp Fiction (excellent) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Scarface (1983) (excellent) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Sin City (AMAZING) 4 out of 4 stars
  • SLC Punk (good)3 out of 4 stars
  • Sum of All Fears, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Terminal, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Top Gun (the handshake rules) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Training Day (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Truman Show, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Vulgar (dissapointment) 2 out of 4 stars

Mystery

  • Along Came a Spider (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Clue (funny) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • From Hell (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Insomnia (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Shaft (2000) (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars

Romance

  • 16 Candles (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Girl Next Door, The (sneak preview) (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Just Married (horrible) 0 out of 4 stars

Video Game

  • Super Mario Brothers (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Tomb Raider 1 (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (just as bad, if not worse) -1 out of 4 stars

Family

  • A Goofy Movie (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Air Bud 1 (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Aladdin (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Angels In The Outfield (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Big Green, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Blank Check (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Cat In The Hat, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Cheaper By The Dozen (alright....Hillary Duff is a whore) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Chicken Run (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Clockstoppers (alright) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Cool Runnings (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • D2: The Mighty Ducks (great) 4 out of 4 stars
  • D3: The Mighty Ducks (great) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Dr. Seuss's How The Grinch Stole Christmas (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Finding Nemo (wasn't what it was all cracked up to be) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • First Kid (ok) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Flight of the Navigator (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Flubber (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Freaky Friday (2003) (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Garfield: The Movie (wasn't too lame and Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • George of the Jungle (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Holes (??way out there??) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (alright) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey 2 (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Ice Age (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Incredibles, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • James and the Giant Peach (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Jungle 2 Jungle (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Jungle Book, The (great) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Land Before Time, The 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Land Before Time, The 2 (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Lion King, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Little Mermaid, The (alright) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Marry Poppins (alright) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Master of Disguise, The (beyond horrible) -1 out of 4 stars
  • Mean Girls (surprisingly good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Mighty Ducks, The (superb!) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Monster's Inc. (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Mulan (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Nightmare Before Christmas, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Peter Pan (great) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Peter Pan (live action) (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Scooby Doo (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Shark Tale (short, funny) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Shrek (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Shrek 2 (cheesy, boring) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Suburban Commando (superb!) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 (awesome) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Toy Story 1 (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Toy Story 2 (good) 2 out of 4 stars

Fantasy

  • Harry Potter 2 (gay and stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (long....epic) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (long....epic) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King (very long....epic) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Time Machine, The (interesting...cool) 2 out of 4 stars

Sci-Fi

  • Butterfly Effect, The (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Chronicles of Riddick, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Core, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Day After Tomorrow, The (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Lost In Space (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Paycheck (bad) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Soylent Green (awesome)3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Star Trek: Nemesis (good) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Star Wars: Episode 1 (sucked) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Star Wars: Episode 2 (getting better) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Star Wars: Episode 4 (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Star Wars: Episode 5 (great)3 out of 4 stars
  • Star Wars: Episode 6 (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Timeline (one word....bad acting...or just bad) .5 out of 4 stars

Suspense/Horror

  • 28 Days Later (better than perfect) 4 out of 4 stars
  • Alone in the Dark (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Amityville Horror, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Boogeyman (trippy) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Cursed (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Darkness, The (boring/stupid) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Darkness Falls (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Dawn of the Dead (2004) (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Dreamcatcher (great!) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Eight Legged Freaks (most oddball movie ever made) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Exorcist: The Beginning (cool) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Faculty, The (cool) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Final Destination (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Final Destination 2 (bad....but cool) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Forgotten, The (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Freddy Vs. Jason (cool and bloody) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Friday the 13th (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • From Dusk Till Dawn (awesome) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Godsend (alright) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Ghost Ship (kinda predictable) 1.5 out of 4 stars
  • Ghosts of Mars (no plot....good action) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Gothika (creepy) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Grudge, The (boring) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Halloween (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Halloween II (equally as good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Hannibal (boring) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Hide and Seek (dull) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Hollow Man (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • House of 1000 Corpses (sadisticaly cool) 3 out of 4 stars
  • House of the Dead (kind of cool, boring) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Identity (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • I Know What You Did Last Summer (stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
  • I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (equally stupid) 0 out of 4 stars
  • Jacket, The (weird, good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Jason X (cool) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Jaws Series (cool) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Jeepers Creepers (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Jeepers Creepers 2 (bad) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Joy Ride (stupid) .5 out of 4 stars
  • Nightmare On Elm Street (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • One Hour Photo (great) 3.5 out of 4 stars
  • Others, The (weird) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Poltergeist, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Red Dragon (insane) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Resident Evil (good) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse (ok) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Ring, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Ring 2, The (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Saw (excellent) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Silence of the Lambs (alright) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Signs (pretty strange) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Sixth Sense, The (bad) 1 out of 4 stars
  • Taking Lives (good) 3 out of 4 stars
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) (good) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Village, The (good till he ruins it halfway through) 2.5 out of 4 stars
  • White Noise (trippy) 2 out of 4 stars
  • Willard (sucked) 1 out of 4 stars