Elizabeth Jane Temperley
Olivia's house party/riot of 2001
Olivia was immensly enjoying herself trying desperately to keep her house from being completely destryed when she walkes upstairs to find liz standing there wearing little more than her underwear. My discovery was closely followed by a male coming upstairs, also seeing liz and shouting the rest of the rabble up the stairs to see her. That Union Jack thong became an institution!!!
Ok so this was quite funny but i'd just like to say again when i drink vodka i forget so this story could be fabricated as i dont remember a god damn bit of it, ive heard several renditions of it and i have to say I like the one where im completely naked and waving my thong in the air like a mad fool!!
Olivia's girly gathering 2002
After an evening full of drinking 2 bottles of wine and about 4/5ths of a bottle of 100% proof smirnoff vodka (a whole bottle) olivia, liz and nicola attempted to get ready to go out. Michelle was on her way to olivia's coming back from work when liz and nicola decide not to go out. oh Joy. So olivia and michelle got ready and put nic and liz to bed, along with a bucket. Then liz was sick..thank the lord it was in a bucket. and got her a pint of water. Liz was bent over the bed throwing up and muttering "....but i only had one chip". Liz then went on to pour water into the bucket saying her sick was too thick....strange girl!!
No explanation needed
If u ever get chance ask liz about the Bikoc (Big Cock) story. Godam hilarious!!
Despite the fact she has vices (stubbornous, argumentative and that tattoo on her head that only dickhead lads can see). The tatoo reads im a robot really so you can abuse, insult and ignore me when you want and I wont get hurt promise, we all know this aint true about liz and guys should be careful in the future as liz aint no softy, proven by her excellent right hook some weeks back on a unnamed person (wanker) whilst she was protecting her pride (and her friends.) You can't help but love liz. She has the gift of the gab and can convince anyone to do anything (!) and i am sure she has sold ice to a few eskimos. She also miraculously appears there when you need her the most.
Just like to make a few comments, the vodka incident came around because olivia was watering her shots down and me and Nicola had considerably alot more to drink, and in medical language i think the term is 'they passed out' but I am proud of this event because we had no recolection of seeing michelle that night, or even getting ready to go out! We remember seeing michelle when they came and woke us when they got in at 6am and we were still drunk!! Looking back it was pretty silly, you missed the all important sentances "leave me alone Ive only thrown up a millimetre squared inch of sick" and when answering who was at the door (Me being upstairs and leaning out the open window) at 6am "I dont know but he's got a big nose!!" I later discover its our good friend asian amma from the indian restaurant, oops no wonder he's stopped giving me free onion bahjis!
