B*A*T*S
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Bi * Asshole * Twins * Society
BATS HISTORY - BY GIA
once in a chat room long long ago some random guy came in and asked "a/s/l".  oh the horror that he brought upon himself; since jocelyn and i were feeling um..a bit *evil* that night we had a bit of fun with him. i can't exactly remember how the convo went but i am pretty sure it was something like..

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Gia: asl? you know that kinda looks like 'asshole'
Joc: yeah yeah it does!
random guy: asl?
Gia: me!! ME!! i'm an asshole, ME!!
Joc: and me! and ME!
random guy: asl?
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so thats where the asshole part came from; jocelyn and i also had decided that we were twins AND that we both had a strong *bent* towards bisexuality.
BATty Quotes:
Gia: /me wonders if she and jocelyn are still bi twins named ASSHOLE
Chris: BAT - not aiming for my balls i hope!
Chris: who says i am the greatest wanker - you could he greatest lesbo
Lina: i am HE greatest lesbo
Gia: and i am the greatest BI ever
Chris: no that is my sis
Chris: Jo is the greatest BAT
Gia: we are BATS together
Visual Aids
Chris's idea of a bat aiming for his balls
Gia and Joc's idea of a bat aiming for Chris's balls
*update*
Joc has developed a rather perverse sexual obsession with the leetle monkey that runs around our convo's wearing orange pants, in honor of her bestiality i have created a shrine for the monkey which can be seen
here