we in the freaks club have our fetishes...no, this is not the necrophilia or the "strange piercings" page, but the STALKERS page.
aside from famous people, whom we devote our fair share of stalking time to, we have carefully selected suitable members of the male population over the globe to become our sole mental possessions. this places them at the whim of our every thought and desire...but ahem, more on that later.
if you would like to submit a stalkee, please post on the freaks club message board. but remember, sense of humor on guard at all times...don't set the cops on us!
georgia possesses a large collection of stalkees...including such household-names as anthony kiedis, eminem, rob thomas, and many more!
her all-time favourite stalkee has to be "airport boy" or affectionately named "airpost". here you will find some artist's impressions of airport, and some of the fond memories we have shared with him...
interview with gia
airpost picture
our favourite airpost quotes
gia also makes use of a special code to hide the identity of her victims so they won't be alerted to her stalking. an example of this can be seen in one of her former stalkees who is apparently an 'orange boy'. the code says it all! this is a top secret and professional organization........
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gia also has a rather perverse obsession with my cat. this is a sample of the behaviour i have to put up with:
gia: /me moves in under lina's closet
lina: /me makes room next to her cat
gia: /me does the cat *do do do*
Lina: my cat is lying upside down behind the speakers, i think it is dead.
Kai: LMAO @ the casualness
Gia: that is because i lesbian fucked it to death
Gia: /me apologises
my list consists of mark hoppus, darren hayes, and hmv man.
mark hoppus
hmv man (artists impression of)
darren hayes
my ambition is to marry either mark or hmv man. in my latest stalking attempt i queued in the longest line for one cassette tape, in hmv.
recorded sightings have all been on tuesday afternoons.
my busiest shopping day - tuesday afternoons.
lina's famous coded quote:
"i'm gonna dib on darreo!!"
...decipher THAT one...
ok the title (tittie) doesn't make much sense. emma loves darren hayes, johnny rzeznik from the goo-goo-dolls, and rob thomas from matchbox 20. she also loves someone who shares the same name as one of the above. i will leave you guessing as to who, but HE is the real victim of the stalking.
emma has taken to using a code surrounding the places she goes to stalk her victim. this is common practise in the most professional stalkers. it makes the whole thing more secretive and therefore erotic and exciting. so if you hear the word "pib" when emma is in your vicinity...beware...
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oh, before i forget - watch out for emma's own stalker! jjjthejetplane frequents napster, looking for innocent young girls to accost...
quotes from jjjthejetplane:
"love me"
"please"
"i'm gonna rape the beejesus outta you!!!!"
jocelyn unashamedly boasts her stalking prowess on the internet, as some of her favourite stalkees can be found mentioned on her biography page. i will re-iterate them here though.
kai loves joe mcfadden, seth green, "nesgripe phik" and a few others who remain a mystery to even her closest friends. watch the use of the code there again...
quotes from kai:
WHO DO YOU WANT TO MARRY AND SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH? Richard from the library...or possibly one of my wives (but not pizza cuz she's just mean)
now who holds the pants? and whose are these pants?
/me washes JoeÕs hoe with her brain. Hoe simply super!