You
Believe that the staff room should be equipped with a valium salt lick.
You
want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work nine months
and have your summers free".
You
believe that chocolate should be a food group.
You
can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
You
believe, "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the grade card.
You
believe unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids
sure are mellow today."
When
out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child.
You
have no time for a life from August to June.
Putting
all "A's" on a report card would make your life so much easier.
When
you mention "vegetables", you are not talking about a food group.
You
think people should be required to get a government permit before being
allowed to reproduce.
You
believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.
ou
encourage a parent to check into home schooling.
You
believe no one should be allowed to reproduce without having taught in
middle school.
You
can't have children because there isn't any name you can hear that won't
elevate your blood pressure.
You
think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.
Meeting
a student's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like
that?"
Your
personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.
You
believe that birth control should be available retroactively for at least
the first 18 years of a child's life.
You
realize you spent half your life going to school so that you could spend
the rest of your life going to school.
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