You Might be in Education If...
     

    Laughing Apple You Believe that the staff room should be equipped with a valium salt lick.

    Laughing Apple You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work nine months and have your summers free".

    Laughing AppleYou believe that chocolate should be a food group.

    Laughing AppleYou can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

    Laughing AppleYou believe, "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the grade card.

    Laughing AppleYou believe unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."

    Laughing AppleWhen out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child.

    Laughing AppleYou have no time for a life from August to June.

    Laughing ApplePutting all "A's" on a report card would make your life so much easier.

    Laughing AppleWhen you mention "vegetables", you are not talking about a food group.

    Laughing AppleYou think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

    Laughing AppleYou believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.

    Laughing Appleou encourage a parent to check into home schooling.

    Laughing AppleYou believe no one should be allowed to reproduce without having taught in middle school.

    Laughing AppleYou can't have children because there isn't any name you can hear that won't elevate your blood pressure.

    Laughing AppleYou think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.

    Laughing AppleMeeting a student's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like that?"

    Laughing AppleYour personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.

    Laughing AppleYou believe that birth control should be available retroactively for at least the first 18 years of a child's life.

    Laughing AppleYou realize you spent half your life going to school so that you could spend the rest of your life going to school.
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