Gone Shoppin

By: Stefani

Rated: R Slash/Implied Incest

Matt wheeled the cart down the isle of the local Giant Eagle. Jeff had insisted on sitting in the little baby seat- which of course he was jammed in there so tight, Matt thought he would never be able to get him back up. Jeff kicked his legs as Matt strolled down the fruit isle as Jeff shot out orders.

"Matty, make sure to get lots of bananas." Jeff said as Matt put a dozen in, "More!" He said.

"More? Why?" Matt asked as Jeff grinned.

"Because the sex store is getting tired of me going in there and asking for the newest dildos!" Jeff explained as Matt looked like he was gonna puke.

"You have got to be kidding me!" he said, "You're not gonna? Jeff!" Matt exclaimed as Jeff grinned and Matt carelessly tossed another dozen in.

"Are those the biggest ones?" Jeff said as Matt whirled around and got really close to Jeff's ears.

"Jeffry Nero, I stick my dick up there I do not want to feel bananas." He hissed as Jeff giggled.

"Not like you don't always feel sticky shit up there." He cracked as Matt grunted and pushed the car on down the isle.

"I do not believe you" Matt said as the fruits turned into poultry.

"Ohh!! Look at all that meat!" Jeff said as Matt blushed insanely, "Get some hot dogs." He said. Matt, not even wanting to ask, tossed some in, shielding his face from anyone who might know him, as he moved on.

"I take it back!" Jeff said, "Screw the dogs, get the sausage, much bigger!" Matt's cheeks were brighter then a cherry as he picked up the sausages and put them in, quickly running down the isle. Jeff was swinging his legs and pulling things in the car. Next time Matt stopped Jeff hopped out and wrapped his arms around Jeff.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Matt yelled as Jeff lifted him up and put Matt in the cart, "Jeff! Let me out right this minute!" He yelled as Jeff struggled trying to get a buckle on- Matt barely fit in as Jeff started to go down the isle and numerous people were staring at them.

"Carrots cucumbers! Those'll work" Jeff mumbled tossing things in aimlessly as he continued down the rows of food.

"I am never letting him cooking again." Matt mumbled as the cart quickly filled up.

"Personals!" Jeff yelled gleefully as he dashed down an isle and started to shove things in insanely. Baby oil, lube, tampons?!

"Why the hell do you need tampons?!" Matt asked as a bottle of Midol soared past him.

"Because Matt when it's that time of the month." Jeff hissed.

"Jeff, last I checked, you don't have a period." Matt said as Jeff grinned.

"Well how come I bleed?" He asked as Matt rolled his eyes and grabbed Jeff by the collar and pulled him close.

"Because while I'm asleep you ride me without lube dumbass." He said as Jeff "Oohhhed!" at him and winked. Matt sighed as Jeff went on.

"Candy!" He squealed.

"God knows what you do with that" Matt mumbled as Jeff looked hurt.

"Do you think I shove EVERYTHING up my ass?" He asked.

"Yes." Matt said as Jeff scoffed and shoved the cart into the rack as bags of junk food spilled in. Matt's body jerked as he somehow managed to get himself out of the metal cart and grabbed Jeff's shirt. Jeff grinned and saw the walk in beer and liquors cooler.

"Jeff, you don't drink." He said as Jeff yanked him in and shut the door. The place was freezing.

"Oh I drink all right, just not alcohol." He said as he pulled Matt's pants down, "For some reason this trip has gotten me hornier then ever!"