One
Man's Beliefs
If the
man who wrote this ran for PRESIDENT I would VOTE for him.
I like
big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses, and big campfires.
I
believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental
stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts who have
illigetimate children.
Guns do
not make you a killer. I think killing
makes you a killer. You can kill someone
with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to
the ball game.
I think
that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.
I don't
think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.
The
only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the
United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and
Miss Black America. Try to have things
like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment
Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your
door.
I have
the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different,
weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the
people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is
black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of
statistics.
I know
what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from
one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my
personal business. I would be "FIRED"
immediately!
I
believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you want to be an
American citizen you should speak English.
My
father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think
the police should have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you threaten
them after they tell you to stop. If you
can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English,
see the above lines.
I feel
much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when
needed. I know what the definition of
lying is.
I don't
think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any
special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks etc., so
you can open a hotel, convenience store, trinket shop, or any other
business. We did not go to the aid of
certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms
so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is
a living document and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies
and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them.
I
believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous
than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I think
Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make
more. If it ticks you off, go and invent
the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to
help you.
It
doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent
to stand up to the kid and smack his little butt when necessary and say
"NO."
I think
tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they
are a political statement. And stay home
until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth
as you serve me fries.
I am
sick of "Political Correctness