Does
Ya Breff Stank!?™
The all new Does Ya Breff Stank!?™ toothpaste is guaranteed to destinkify any odorous mouth, or your tube is free!
Personalization
of tube when you order 13 or more!
Now containing Hydrochloric Acid: The very substance used in your
stomach to digest food, but now in a more concentrated form to dissolve
stink molecules in your mouth!
In 1947, a test was done with dangerous, stankified animals to see if Does Ya Breff Stank!?™ could dissolve all the stink molecules, from the flesh of their prey, off their teeth! Due to death threats on the families of the scientists, 9 out of 10 survived and preferred Does Ya Breff Stank!?™ over the leading competitors.