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| Triallist in Career Threatening Injury Scare Morrocean traillist TT has sucuumbed to his third injury in as many weeks. Professor Heinz Molkovsky a finger specialist at the World Renowned Munich Finger Injury Clinic has prepared the diagram below to show in graphical and minute detail the extent of the damage. Manager Smith said "TT looks to be a special talent and one that we are keen to sign. He will certainly add competition for places on the left. Im annoyed at the clumsy challenge of Geordie Steve that caused this" Smith is now anxiously awaiting the Professors verdict as to whether this latest setback will be career threatening. Meanwhile Palmers Restaurant have got the right hump about their waiter having a knackered finger. |
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| Professor Molkovsky considers his verdict |
| Front Page News: July 2001 Refers to TT dislocating his finger in training. |
| THE NEWS ARCHIVE |
| Woods returns to Full Time Employment Neil Woods has dramatically given up his attempts to make it in the full time game and has returned to his previous occupation in the Sainsbury’s warehouse. Woods originally felt that he had a full time future with the Hart but has since become disillusioned with the promises of “cake tomorrow”. “I know the desire was there on behalf of the club to take me on full time but their inability to confirm a sponsor for next season left me concerned for my family's welfare and I knew that Sainsbury’s still wanted me back.” Woods has spent nearly twelve months out of full time employment. “To be honest with you” he said “I been dreading this day and it is only the prospect of 6 weeks annual holiday that is keeping my hopes up". It now thought unlikely that the clubs ambition for a full time team structure will ever be fulfilled. Woods meantime will continue to fight for a place in next seasons starting squad despite the inconvenience of having to fit it in with a full time occupation. |
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| Refers to Neil Woods returning to Sainsburys after a month of sundays on Sick leave.....July 2001 |
| Mystery Sponsor Comes Up With Cash A source close to White Hart secretary, Nick Khanna, has leaked news that the team have come by sufficient funds to cover them for the forthcoming season. Speculation has suggested that this sum could be worth as much as £500. Investigations into the benefactor have largely come to nothing although City analysts have suggested that the Hart are being used by a highly sophisticated gang of money launderers. The cash is thought to have come from the shady world of London door guards but our source was unwilling to say more for fear of recriminations. Worryingly, it is understood that should the Hart fail to capitalise of their new found fortune and have a poor season then the sponsor may consider recouping his investment. His debt collection techniques are thought to be unorthodox but extremely effective! |
| The announcement of a new sponsor in August 2001. |