Joint Rant: Double Insanity + Cashews

8/19/00

Hihi minna-san!!!

*yawn*  Geez, Oneesama's calling me Hmahma now.  What, I ask in all honesty, is my world coming to??  Jogging all summer, green flavor-ice, and now Hmahma?

Gimme that! *wrestles for control of the keyboard*  I'm making her laugh, minna!  Watch.  Hmahma. *watches Hamham choke*  Gomen ne, Hamham.  I'll spell it right now.

Gomen... nasai.  I'm not really going to rip your neck apart.

*sarcastically* Oh THANKS.  I feel LOADS better now.

Hey, lots of things cross my mind all the time.  Doesn't mean I'll go through with all of it.   Ok, so you're probably wondering why we're wasting our precious time, valuable webspace, anime-time and other stuff, you know, stuff to write this rant together.  I'll start off and say I like the frog.

*looks at confused readers* You CONFUSED them AGAIN!  OK.  I'll try to explain.  We just watched "Slayers, the Motion Picture".  I love that movie.  I've seen it four times this week.  If you haven't seen it... you'll... be... confused.  REALLY confused.

Just a bit.

Anyways, the frog, Joyrok, you know?  The drunk frog?  With the funny laugh?  I must admit, shamefully, that we've been watching the dub. *cries*  But you'll forgive us, since my ex-boyfriend so kindly lent it to me.

OMIGOD!!!  You never told me that swanky kid was your boyfriend!!!  You said he was just... obsessed with you.  I didn't know you actually thought that he merits the "ex" title.

OK.  See, I dumped him.  Six or seven times.  Wouldn't that make him my ex?  Besides, his name?  You know, I always end up involved with guys with the exact same name... anyways, it won't be mentioned to spare his feelings.  And he's my friend-heck, he lends me anime.  Any questions?

Six or seven??

I lost count.

A sou desu ka.  I get it.

Good, good.  Now, back to the issue at hand-the movie.  We're gonna dissect it for you.  The previews too!  Definitely the previews.

ESPECIALLY the previews. *evil grin*

*coughCutieHoneycough*

*coughsevennakedgirlsinthepreviewcough*

Wow.  You have long coughs.  Anyways, how can you show SEVEN naked girls in the space of half a minute?  Not to mention all the ones who were just BARELY dressed?  Sailor Moon for extreme perverts.

*coughcoughcoughcough* for the record, I got it from the Monkey. I say, "Fun Beach Sex Party" was that preview, really.

I read this thing that said never to see a movie with the words fun, sex, beach, or party in the title.  See where it got us?

My question is, don't they wear ANY underwear?  I mean, this is unmentionable.

Then don't MENTION it.  And my guess would be not EVER.  I mean, like, Nagha?  Her BIKINI covers more than her CLOTHES!

Well, thongs are better than nothing, methinks.  Especially when the subject has purple skin and claws growing out of... places.  There we go.  Just Places.

*turns green* DON'T mention that... that... that THING in my presence!  Let's just go on to the actual movie, K?

Fine, fine, if that makes you bippy, then I'm bippy too.  Bippy children do movie reviews!  Comin right up!

Bippy?  I don't wanna know.  Anyways, does anyone agree with me that Nagha could drink any guy under the table?  My guess is, she could prolly out-drink TASUKI!

TASUKI'S funnier when he's drunk.  *sticks out her tongue*  Odangos!  Firefly!  Boobs!

Good GOD Hamham, and YOU'RE supposed to be little miss innocent here too... what does that say about ME?

Hey, Tasuki was the one laughing at the ceramic boobs.  Neways, we're reviewing the movie.  The frog was funny.  It was a good movie.  Go see it!  Okay, Neesama, was that OK?

*mutters under breath* And just WHO got us off the subject of the movie? *louder* Hai, hai, go see it!  I don't like Roudy's American VA, though.  But the rest of the voices are OK.  Nagha sounded like Emerald in the SM dub. *shudders* I don't like that laugh.

You know, Esmeraude is gonna bust your eardrums for saying that.  Zoey will too.

Oh yeah, I'd love to see them try.  I've got a Dimando AND a Kunzite in my pocket bishonen harem.  I'll let THEM deal with it.

Why are the words "fun", "beach", "sex" and "party" suddenly popping into my head?

*goes red* Hey, as the website says, what I train them to do is MY business and only mine.

Yeah, yeah.  How many bishies do you got locked up anyways?

Thirty... two?  I think?  maybe more. *is proud*

Oh!  Oh!  *raises hand*  If you join a harem, can you take your own harem with you or would the other guy refuse to pay?  When are we moving to Silicon Valley?  And where are the Wiccan love spells you promised me?  Ya think you can get them before I move there?

I dunno, I'd prolly  keep them in their bishie balls so he wouldn't know; as soon as we're out of school; in the library; of course, I'm coming with you!  Those are the answers to all the questions, in order.

*raises hand* Okay, just one more question.  Bishie BALLS?

*looks disgusted* yes, Like pokeballs.  Etchi.

Well, I was just pointing out that it would sound weird if you go around telling everyone that you've got 32 bishie balls.  Just trying to help, ya know.

Yes, well, I DON'T tell everyone that!  My big harem is my little secret!

Weren't we talking about the "Slayers" movie, or can we just rant about anything for this one?  Whattabout the cashews?

We're eating cashews.  What else is there to say?

Um, that they need some more salt, for instance?  Cashews make us fat but we laughed so hard at the frog that it doesn't matter anyway?

Why is there is there a question mark at the end of that sentence?

Because you asked me what else is there to say about cashews, and I was coming up with possible things to say about cashews.  Yo!  Bring them back!  I'm not done stuffing my face yet!!  You didn't even wait for the hamster to die yet!

*severely* No more cashews for you.

*whines*  But I didn't fall down any stairs today!!  And another thing, why are you playing the Pikachu rap?  Isn't this rant confusing enough already?  And now you have to throw in a Pikachu rap?

Chuuuuu.  Pika pi. Pikachu!  PIKA! *translation: Cause I like the Pikachu rap.  No one TOLD you to mention it*

Ka CHUUUUUUU!!!  Pika pika, ChUUUUUUU!!!!!!  PIKA PI!!!!  *translation: But it's the PIKACHU RAP.  So, Pika that, you!*

It's OVER.  Geez.  I put on Itooshi Hito no Tameni.  Happy now?

What else do we rant about now?  Should we go back to the drunk frog again?  I like drunk frogs!

We all like drunk frogs.  I WANNA LISTEN TO MIDNIGHT BLUE!!!

Ma, ma, no one told you that you can't.  Go turn on the tv.  Well, for our audience, this rant is actually just the conversation we're having.  Totally spontaneous, just so you can see what we talk about all the time.  It ain't pretty, ne?

Come watch the frog with me!

OK!!  I'm coming!  Geez, and I thought I was the one obsessed with the drunk frog.

Yatta!  The guy who smokes Mamo-chan.  Well, here's the drunk frog!  Are you gonna watch it or not?

Right after I finish typing what you just said!

I'm really scared now... What are you doing?

OK, I'm done with this.  Drunk frog now.

You BETCHA you're done.  Sheesh.  Rest of rant postponed as we are watching a frog. *whispers* We are SO weird.

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