Art
Jessica: "Mandy, you really look cute today."
Mandy: "Thank you, Jessica. That's really nice. You always make me blush when you say that."
Jessica: "I meant that in a non-lesbian way."
Lunch - My friend pulls out some ugly ass cookies he made and he rides with his mom to and from school who drives a van
Me: "Hahaha, Jeremy. Did those cookies take the short van to school?
Art
Diana: "Tony, what are you? Asian? Chinese? What does my shirt say(her shirt had Chinese writing on it)?"
Me: "It says, 'I'm a stupid idiot' "
Government
Denise: "I like Hooters!"