BUZZARD BAIT               

 I saw a woodcarver make a toothpick holder once.  I thought
that would be a fun project myself.  While the carver I saw
made a goldfish that held toothpicks in its turned up mouth,
I wondered what would a buzzard use to hold his toothpicks . . .
you know, if he had teeth. 

It is how my mind works.  Sorry.