Many of us have laughed at the under 18 (and some over) little girls dressed to the nines, makeup cemented on, hair sprayed to within an inch of it's life crowding around the locker rooms after WHL hockey games. Who are they? The puck bunnies of course, the girls who all think they are hot and have a chance to date a hockey player. Not a chance.This type of bunny is the kind of girl you almost feel sorry for. She follows the players around where ever they go and is totally oblivious to the fact that they don't like her. She'll go to games and wave at the players, and then wonder why they didn't invite her out after the game. She's got stalker tendencies, and probably knows the phone numbers of every guy on her team. It wouldn't be surprising if she knew where they all lived as well. If she goes to school with them, she knows their class schedules too. She doesn't screw around with the players, usually because she simply can't get any from them. Of course, she could have some morals, but that's the rare case. It's possible that she's just too young still as well, and she hasn't graduated yet to become a "puck fuck." Which leads us to our next point.......

Next, a little further away, acting nonchalant, but still giving off the same air of anticipation are the girls known as puck fucks. Most are blonde, skinny, and carry major egos. Many are under the delusion that because they have slept with one (usually more) hockey player, that they are dating that player. They don't care that the player is never actually seen with them outside the alcohol induced atmospheres that surround most parties. They have slept with a hockey player.....that, in their minds, makes them queens. Commonly referred to as a "dirty" or just plain "fuck," this is the kind of girl for whom you feel nothing but disgust. She will sleep with, rub up, or suck on anything with skates and a hockey stick. She probably thinks she's a hot little number, and can probably be heard saying something like "You're just jealous cause you can't get the guys and I can!" to the non-bunnies. We hate to break it to her though, but unless a girl is a total monster, a guy (hockey player or not) will take any piece of ass he can get. So it's not really a matter of how hot she is, but rather, how easy she is. Congratulations girls, you're nothing more than a blow-up doll that breathes. Your parents must be so proud!

Have you heard of "The Rules?" It's the book that promises to get you "The Ring" from the man you most desire. If the Kournabunny wrote a book (if she could write) hers would probably be called "The Game" and she would promise you "The Stick" of the hockey player you most desire.... She can probably be considered a professional bunny, because she is just so good at it. She'll date a player for a period of time, and upon breaking up with him, quickly find herself another player to take his place ... can you guess who she's named after? I'll give you a clue, her first name is Anna .....

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